BREAKING LULZNEWS: NORTH KOREA LANDS FIRST MAN ON THE SUN ROFLZZZ

Lars · 01-23-2014, 11:27 AM

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/...sun/index.html

THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.
It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.
Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.
“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”
The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.
It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.
While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.
The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency

AMAZING

Wise Wiggles · 01-23-2014, 11:27 AM

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Fig · 01-23-2014, 11:30 AM

That link ain't workin

=/

Lars · 01-23-2014, 11:31 AM

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/...sun/index.html

same thing

PancakeBrah · 01-23-2014, 11:32 AM

Lars people can't land on the moon. Any space craft we have now would burn up long before it even came close to the suns surface. The surface temperature of the sun is roughly 800 degrees.

Be careful where you get your information from.

Lars · 01-23-2014, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pancake

Lars people can't land on the moon.

I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND WE DID

THIS, HOWEVER...

Witty · 01-23-2014, 11:33 AM

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Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun

LOL

anime_boners · 01-23-2014, 11:38 AM

Chyeah to thread with more hard evidence. It is written on the internet, but what we need is youtube footage of someone saying it out loud before I believe it.

Ghost1 · 01-23-2014, 11:44 AM

Seems legit.

Exis · 01-23-2014, 02:07 PM

Ironic how yellow people wanna be the first to reach the sun...oops, said that out loud...watch the hate flood in.

Ghost1 · 01-23-2014, 02:20 PM

Flood in? Lol no1 gives a fuck about the gooks.

Witty · 01-23-2014, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Flood in? Lol no1 gives a fuck about the gooks.

I was going to say this but I didn't want to come across as insensitive.

Thank you for your lack of morality, bags.

Exis · 01-23-2014, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Flood in? Lol no1 gives a fuck about the gooks.

Lmao...good point round eye.

anime_boners · 01-23-2014, 02:23 PM

I do :<

01-23-2014, 11:27 AM	#1
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	BREAKING LULZNEWS: NORTH KOREA LANDS FIRST MAN ON THE SUN ROFLZZZ http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/...sun/index.html THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun. It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning. Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star. “We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.” The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un. It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings. While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present. The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency AMAZING __________________ PROVEN BITER Last edited by Lars; 01-23-2014 at 11:31 AM.

01-23-2014, 11:27 AM	#2
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	WE LANDED ON THE MOON! __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

01-23-2014, 11:30 AM	#3
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	That link ain't workin =/ __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-23-2014, 11:31 AM	#4
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/...sun/index.html same thing __________________ PROVEN BITER

01-23-2014, 11:38 AM	#8
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	Chyeah to thread with more hard evidence. It is written on the internet, but what we need is youtube footage of someone saying it out loud before I believe it. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

01-23-2014, 11:32 AM	#5
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Lars people can't land on the moon. Any space craft we have now would burn up long before it even came close to the suns surface. The surface temperature of the sun is roughly 800 degrees. Be careful where you get your information from.

01-23-2014, 02:07 PM	#10
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,934 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Ironic how yellow people wanna be the first to reach the sun...oops, said that out loud...watch the hate flood in.

01-23-2014, 02:23 PM	#14
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	I do :< __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk