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12-28-2013, 03:52 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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I'm a feminist. *eats used tampon on stage*
sry 4 lackadaisical om's. i have fun.
capture the fervent, miraculous moment on a camera current, til’ the apertures perfect this lingering opera, strings the lunar escape where the future awaits. Lock lips then kiss Cleopatra Licking my swastika. Everything I do’s a mistake On a coast, near Trinidad and Tobago sippin Moscato irreverent to the archipelago Kill the slightly conscience regime. While the king tries to rebuild Guilts timer. inhale mightily chilled hyperborean breeze Kept you in the dark; and what I wrote is sunshine his throats a punchline. & I spit when I talk Squeeze my lips to unhinge the double barreled, war My pen is a subtle cannon sword, tongues fit the syringe. Last edited by big baby; 12-28-2013 at 04:06 PM. Reason: i just changed a few things. I forgot |
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