Yo, y'all ever fuck a bitch smarter than you?

NYCSPITZ · 02-19-2013, 01:15 PM

Now that we've taken the IQ test i googled and posted we all know the average textcee IQ to be well into the genius range...which begs the question: have u fucked a girl SMARTER than you. For example a nigga like me has high IQ so not yet, but I found this girl on plentyoffish.com who is smarter than me and I'm gonna break that shit down ASAP nigga. This bitch is smart as shit and it has my fucking dick wet my g. She got a FAT BOOTY too. But enough about me...HBU?

But yeah how about you niggas.

Y'all fuckin with some emily dickinson bitches????

02-19-2013, 01:37 PM

lol at emily dickinson

ive ploughed many pussy. Some were more 'book smart' than me, although none could match my intellect when it came to life lessons/deep knowledge drops or wisdom. Im a 90yr old man in a 20 yr old body.

Chyeahhh!!! · 02-19-2013, 01:40 PM

+1 on the plentyoffish.

a chick that can stimulate my shit aint nuthin special but if she can stimulate/ intrigue my brain, she's gettin fucked extra long division

Flow · 02-19-2013, 01:51 PM

My "bitch" comes out with comments like - were dragons real? How do you know? But there's no proof dinosaurs are real....

No is the answer to your question

Void · 02-19-2013, 02:19 PM

My current one recently tried telling me dragons were dinosaurs. This coming off a discussion about the bible being bullshit. I'm in the process of breaking up with her.

No, no one is smarter than me. Your question makes me question your intelligence.

Orc · 02-19-2013, 02:28 PM

my girl asked me where Gotham was

Void · 02-19-2013, 02:31 PM

Had a girl once who I convinced that they weren't just declaring that Pluto wasn't a planet, but that they were going to destroy it with explosives.

dead man · 02-19-2013, 02:32 PM

yes

every girl i've entered a relationship with has been smarter than me..

i know this, because if it were the other way around, i would have been smart enough to avoid their fucking crazy asses

Void · 02-19-2013, 02:35 PM

Or you're into crazy bitches, and instead of recognizing this and thus keeping you from what you like, you deny your senses and indulge. Smart? Maybe not, but it doesn't mean you aren't.

dead man · 02-19-2013, 02:41 PM

who knows

stupid bitches are cool though. just never stayed with one for too long

Split · 02-19-2013, 02:44 PM

Girl I'm with right now works full time at the campus Dunkin Donuts and does like one night class a semester, but also knows 3 languages and is better than anyone at any card game somehow

But idk if smarter/ stupider is the right way to look at it

PancakeBrah · 02-19-2013, 03:35 PM

seeing as how that's not possible, no.

Sn00p · 02-19-2013, 03:48 PM

the girls i've met that might be smarter than me are definitely not the ones i'm tryna fuck. also, i loooove being smarter than my girl and explaining things to her on some subtle superiority shit.

Flow · 02-19-2013, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

the girls i've met that might be smarter than me are definitely not the ones i'm tryna fuck. also, i loooove being smarter than my girl and explaining things to her on some subtle superiority shit.

Haha true that fam

NYCSPITZ · 02-19-2013, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn00p

the girls i've met that might be smarter than me are definitely not the ones i'm tryna fuck. also, i loooove being smarter than my girl and explaining things to her on some subtle superiority shit.

QFE.

I wonder if it's a waning or waxing moon "what's that?"

smh bitch

"I like cold drinks"

that's not good for you

"whyyyyy"

b/c it shocks your nervous system duh

"omg i love cold drinks =[

SMH BITCH

Fart · 02-19-2013, 04:37 PM

Dont think sooo lol but reminds me
One of them laughed at me when I said there were millions of illegal aliens in U.S... she was like "Pfffffft....aliens?!"
*Double face palm

Frank · 02-19-2013, 05:57 PM

After you fuck the shit outta smart bitch, it's almost like a role reversal. Ya laying in bed, and all of a sudden her belittling vocabulary starts making you feel inadequate. Almost like she just took that power you previously had and made mincemeat out of it.

I go into over drive on nerdy bitches though. they too mental. only right to be physical

Void · 02-19-2013, 06:02 PM

I love happy, ignorant bitches who are intelligent.

Flow · 02-19-2013, 06:53 PM

I actually keep a folder of all the things my mrs say that I have to smh at

Badweather · 02-19-2013, 07:27 PM

Smarter chicks are easier to fool. I madeout with a genius chick once. All I did was focus the conversation on shit I'm best at, which is humor and charm. Pulled her at the bar, made her laugh..took her to the dancefloor, kept my distance, did some funny but sexual dance moves, boomm, tongued down.

In a nutshell, nothing matters if you play to your strengths.

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02-19-2013, 01:37 PM	#2
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	lol at emily dickinson ive ploughed many pussy. Some were more 'book smart' than me, although none could match my intellect when it came to life lessons/deep knowledge drops or wisdom. Im a 90yr old man in a 20 yr old body.

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Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	+1 on the plentyoffish. a chick that can stimulate my shit aint nuthin special but if she can stimulate/ intrigue my brain, she's gettin fucked extra long division

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Void Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 221 Rep Power: 0	My current one recently tried telling me dragons were dinosaurs. This coming off a discussion about the bible being bullshit. I'm in the process of breaking up with her. No, no one is smarter than me. Your question makes me question your intelligence.

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Void Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 221 Rep Power: 0	Or you're into crazy bitches, and instead of recognizing this and thus keeping you from what you like, you deny your senses and indulge. Smart? Maybe not, but it doesn't mean you aren't.

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Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,988 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213753	the girls i've met that might be smarter than me are definitely not the ones i'm tryna fuck. also, i loooove being smarter than my girl and explaining things to her on some subtle superiority shit.

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Void Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 221 Rep Power: 0	I love happy, ignorant bitches who are intelligent.

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Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	Smarter chicks are easier to fool. I madeout with a genius chick once. All I did was focus the conversation on shit I'm best at, which is humor and charm. Pulled her at the bar, made her laugh..took her to the dancefloor, kept my distance, did some funny but sexual dance moves, boomm, tongued down. In a nutshell, nothing matters if you play to your strengths. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.