If you had one night to murder someone with no repercussions , how would you do it?

Figgly Wiggly · 12-19-2013, 05:23 PM

I would sneak into the house of a family of four

two young children, and a really white married couple.

I would sneak into the childrens room and kill them quietly. Then, i'd skin them, sow some footy pajamas, gloves and a mask out of their skin, and then sneak into the parents room.

Id knock them out, have it so they woke up tied to some chairs in the living room with fish hooks holding their eyes open, and put on a one man musical act while wearing their childrens skin.

after, satisfied with their pleas for death, id plug their severed fingers into each others buttholes while singing livin on a prayer in a shrill tone. Then I'd leave them to bleed to death and poop in their dead mouths.

okay, go

Figgly Wiggly · 12-19-2013, 05:24 PM

i guess the title says someONE, but you could do a group of people like I have

PancakeBrah · 12-19-2013, 05:33 PM

Lol

Orc · 12-19-2013, 05:35 PM

neg rep thread if this was 2008

Figgly Wiggly · 12-19-2013, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Lol

you fucker

PancakeBrah · 12-19-2013, 05:42 PM

I would simply drive to a lonely Texaco at midnight. I'd turn off the lights of my Impala and take the side road and park in the back. Dressed in a black pea coat Id saunter through the entrance. I'd make immediate eye contact with the cashier, the only one there. I'd walk up to him at a normal pace never breaking eye contact. Once I reached the counter I'd pull out a silenced pistol and shoot him betwixt the eyes. I'd take a snickers and be on my way, savoring the exact moment the light flickered from his eyes.

Figgly Wiggly · 12-19-2013, 05:45 PM

lol gey, knives are better.

you can feel the flesh ripppp

PancakeBrah · 12-19-2013, 05:46 PM

Youre weird

PancakeBrah · 12-19-2013, 05:47 PM

Go vote in the aowl playoffs. People like fig votes.

Figgly Wiggly · 12-19-2013, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Go vote in the aowl playoffs. People like fig votes.

work plus finals week equals no time, ill try for you though dad

Certain · 12-19-2013, 05:58 PM

I wouldn't kill anyone even if there were no negative repercussions for me. What's wrong with you?

TYSON · 12-19-2013, 06:16 PM

Nobody I would only kill in self defense.

Witty · 12-19-2013, 07:49 PM

Fig ur scaring me.

uh-oh · 12-19-2013, 07:56 PM

confusing thread

i would take out a banker

rothschild or equivalent

Adonis · 12-19-2013, 08:35 PM

I would fuck Beyonce until either I died or she...Either way until I died though

If she died first I wouldn't stop

Sup Hov?

Strikta · 12-19-2013, 09:35 PM

I'd just shoot them in the head w/ my snubnose .38

Destroyer · 12-19-2013, 09:41 PM

yeah u got issues bro

Wise Wiggles · 12-19-2013, 10:06 PM

I would cut Amber Heard's head off with a very dull butter knife.

Ryan 12 · 12-19-2013, 10:11 PM

op is a n00b

Wise Wiggles · 12-19-2013, 10:15 PM

And then sex it.

12-19-2013, 05:23 PM	#1
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	If you had one night to murder someone with no repercussions , how would you do it? I would sneak into the house of a family of four two young children, and a really white married couple. I would sneak into the childrens room and kill them quietly. Then, i'd skin them, sow some footy pajamas, gloves and a mask out of their skin, and then sneak into the parents room. Id knock them out, have it so they woke up tied to some chairs in the living room with fish hooks holding their eyes open, and put on a one man musical act while wearing their childrens skin. after, satisfied with their pleas for death, id plug their severed fingers into each others buttholes while singing livin on a prayer in a shrill tone. Then I'd leave them to bleed to death and poop in their dead mouths. okay, go

12-19-2013, 05:58 PM	#11
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I wouldn't kill anyone even if there were no negative repercussions for me. What's wrong with you? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-19-2013, 07:49 PM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Fig ur scaring me. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

12-19-2013, 08:35 PM	#15
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	I would fuck Beyonce until either I died or she...Either way until I died though If she died first I wouldn't stop Sup Hov? __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

12-19-2013, 10:06 PM	#18
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	I would cut Amber Heard's head off with a very dull butter knife. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

12-19-2013, 05:24 PM	#2
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	i guess the title says someONE, but you could do a group of people like I have

12-19-2013, 05:33 PM	#3
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12-19-2013, 05:42 PM	#6
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I would simply drive to a lonely Texaco at midnight. I'd turn off the lights of my Impala and take the side road and park in the back. Dressed in a black pea coat Id saunter through the entrance. I'd make immediate eye contact with the cashier, the only one there. I'd walk up to him at a normal pace never breaking eye contact. Once I reached the counter I'd pull out a silenced pistol and shoot him betwixt the eyes. I'd take a snickers and be on my way, savoring the exact moment the light flickered from his eyes.

12-19-2013, 05:45 PM	#7
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	lol gey, knives are better. you can feel the flesh ripppp

12-19-2013, 05:46 PM	#8
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Youre weird

12-19-2013, 05:47 PM	#9
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Go vote in the aowl playoffs. People like fig votes.

12-19-2013, 06:16 PM	#12
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	Nobody I would only kill in self defense.

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	confusing thread i would take out a banker rothschild or equivalent

12-19-2013, 09:35 PM	#16
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I'd just shoot them in the head w/ my snubnose .38

12-19-2013, 10:11 PM	#19
Ryan 12 Worst of the worst Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 1,014 Battle Record: 6-1 Rep Power: 7026	op is a n00b

12-19-2013, 10:15 PM	#20
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	And then sex it. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"