ITT I take shots at Pancakes bitch ass

[Chyeahhh!!!]

pancake, seems you've been pleading for my attention. Here yah go:



When you do your sets of squats, there is a black dildo beneath you

your original screen name was in honor of your mothers breast size, or lack their of

you pose in the mirror with your dick tucked between your legs while old reruns of Buffalo Bill's play highlights play in the background

you once came on a baby sitting in a stroller while it's mother wasn't looking. Your sister still won't utter a word to you to this day

your nightly routine consists of: "see what chyeahhh is doing, try as hard as you can to garner his attention, go to sleep, if you dream about him, wake up, jack off, then repeat the process"

a box of 7.62x39 shells says you rub your joints down with imported female whale blubber every night. This stimulates you for some unknown reason, at which point you proceed to locate the fattest chick nearest your home, and coax her with honey covered jellybeans to your half flat, where you fist her with a balled fist full of homemade dietary supplements.


go benchpress a bullet nigga