West: 3. Nebs vs 6. Pentium Ninez

trap. · 02-02-2013, 03:25 PM

Nebs

Pentium NINE??...

Emphasizin' ya cranium, the shit's so wide it looks alien
I'd 'rag on ya forehead', but I'd need a cloth the size of a stadium
Rhymes are my trade & um, you was Noah when ya barber touched up
Ya hairline...just sat back and watched the arc get fucked up
It largely sucks...either ya stylist got blockage all in his lens
Or ya started up the process of baldin at 10
Ya rhyme's poor, this guy goes off lickin privates in guy's dorms
Don't lie slore, ya got DSLs AOL and Verizon would die for
When I saw I said "good lord dem lips fat"
...and then I started ta wonder where the fuck your buddy Forrest was at
Come on yo, you gotta be dumber than hell
You shoulda sent a pic of YOU, not a fuckin portrait of Bubba at twelve
This gay smolders, with a switch worse than lane change overs,
There's no way you coulda applied that lip gloss without some paintrollers
Focusin too much on the lips? I'll find new subjects ta dig
I'd milk ya face for all it was worth if they made grease buckets that big
That pic of yours'll help the damage, it's proven
Got enough grease on ya face for chicken dinner at Self's fam'ly reunion
Ya looks are canine, it shocks ya ta hear, but honestly, queer
It looks like ya parents were fooled too and tried croppin ya ears
Ya mug's an obvious symbol ya got the genes of a dog, & it's simple
That pic's of you at ya daycare...or as most would call it, a kennel
It's over, ya done--colorful language wins it, it's ended;
Cuz ya verse is just a written representation of the pic I submitted

...boom...

vs

Pentium Ninez

Look at ya head shape, I can't manage a verse, duke
But where's the tophat u always wear on Planters commercials?
A diamond n the rough is hard to find, that's sumthin' to hear
I don't think EVEN Lara Croft could find the one in ya ear
Yeah, we're dogs, but don't get me wrong, B…
I wasn't serious when I said "ya barkin' up the wrong tree"
& there's insects in 'em, a lot of bugs that love to dive
Don't move! I'll kill those caterpillars that fell above ya eyes
You've been my fave comedian for years, ya know?
But wasn't Beverly Hills Cop 4 supposed to drop a year ago?
& ya haircut? ugh… from what I've seen its scarin' me
I've seen the same cuts from kids fresh outta chemotherapy
Is he lookin' at the camera? Ha, that's a stupid fact
Just say that Sticky Fingaz called… & he wants his pupils back
Please tell me ya not cross-eyed, sorry for askin' ya why
I always wonderd how u drove Pintos facin the passenger side
Nebs' got small features, even his son's disgraced
He's like "why is that roach sleepin' in the middle of ya face?"
Pick your own battles, don't run to ya moms, still….
Because it'll be easier to pick that, than it is your nostrils
Damn, that shit is flat, can you smell somethin', fag?
U've got the perfect nose - for Roy to use as a punchin' bag

02-02-2013, 03:25 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	West: 3. Nebs vs 6. Pentium Ninez Nebs Pentium NINE??... Emphasizin' ya cranium, the shit's so wide it looks alien I'd 'rag on ya forehead', but I'd need a cloth the size of a stadium Rhymes are my trade & um, you was Noah when ya barber touched up Ya hairline...just sat back and watched the arc get fucked up It largely sucks...either ya stylist got blockage all in his lens Or ya started up the process of baldin at 10 Ya rhyme's poor, this guy goes off lickin privates in guy's dorms Don't lie slore, ya got DSLs AOL and Verizon would die for When I saw I said "good lord dem lips fat" ...and then I started ta wonder where the fuck your buddy Forrest was at Come on yo, you gotta be dumber than hell You shoulda sent a pic of YOU, not a fuckin portrait of Bubba at twelve This gay smolders, with a switch worse than lane change overs, There's no way you coulda applied that lip gloss without some paintrollers Focusin too much on the lips? I'll find new subjects ta dig I'd milk ya face for all it was worth if they made grease buckets that big That pic of yours'll help the damage, it's proven Got enough grease on ya face for chicken dinner at Self's fam'ly reunion Ya looks are canine, it shocks ya ta hear, but honestly, queer It looks like ya parents were fooled too and tried croppin ya ears Ya mug's an obvious symbol ya got the genes of a dog, & it's simple That pic's of you at ya daycare...or as most would call it, a kennel It's over, ya done--colorful language wins it, it's ended; Cuz ya verse is just a written representation of the pic I submitted ...boom... vs Pentium Ninez Look at ya head shape, I can't manage a verse, duke But where's the tophat u always wear on Planters commercials? A diamond n the rough is hard to find, that's sumthin' to hear I don't think EVEN Lara Croft could find the one in ya ear Yeah, we're dogs, but don't get me wrong, B… I wasn't serious when I said "ya barkin' up the wrong tree" & there's insects in 'em, a lot of bugs that love to dive Don't move! I'll kill those caterpillars that fell above ya eyes You've been my fave comedian for years, ya know? But wasn't Beverly Hills Cop 4 supposed to drop a year ago? & ya haircut? ugh… from what I've seen its scarin' me I've seen the same cuts from kids fresh outta chemotherapy Is he lookin' at the camera? Ha, that's a stupid fact Just say that Sticky Fingaz called… & he wants his pupils back Please tell me ya not cross-eyed, sorry for askin' ya why I always wonderd how u drove Pintos facin the passenger side Nebs' got small features, even his son's disgraced He's like "why is that roach sleepin' in the middle of ya face?" Pick your own battles, don't run to ya moms, still…. Because it'll be easier to pick that, than it is your nostrils Damn, that shit is flat, can you smell somethin', fag? U've got the perfect nose - for Roy to use as a punchin' bag