veritas, i think my old therapist is tryna fuckkk

uh-oh · 10-09-2013, 05:26 PM

im confused dog. your a psychologist/therapist or some shit right

how does this work

awhile back i think i told you, but word i went to the crisis center cuz i was suicidal and sick of life and depression was hovering around the kid

well anyways the chick therapist lady i was seeing is aight. she's like a tall white bitch of average proportions with a pretty face. body probably looks like a vikings. saggy pointy boobs. flat wide butt.

but anyways. i spilled my soul to this whore, told her everything in my brain, about how i had crazy violent thoughts, like wanting to bash someone in the head with a wrench and i would play it out in my head like what i would do after etc. about how i looked at old ladies coming out the bank and i was broke and jobless at the time and contemplated murking the life out of them with super man punches and stealing their purses. i talked about how all the bitches walking around with yoga pants i just wanted to tackle and forcefully eat there vaginas etc. told her about how this modern world aint made for a dude like me and i need a cabin in the woods and need to get away from everybody

she told me i had social anxiety and tried to put me on drugs. i tried them for like 4-5 months yo, in which time they doubled them on me (lexapro) and they gave me some other shit too, which is for blood pressure but supposed to help anxiety. well anyways none of that did anything so i stopped, but before that i stopped the therapy bullshit because i thought it was retarded. she kept trying to put my problems onto my parents and friends. like bitch stfu. but anyways i stopped and she was disappointed i could tell. it was like i dumped her

a few times when i went to get my script i would see her there and she'd give me that ex girlfriend from elementary school look, like she aint know who i was and was avoiding eye contact on purpose

well ANYWAYS

i roll up in subway. beard thuggin. dirty as fuck from work. she is there, when i sit down to eat and fuck with twitter she asks to sit down im like AIGHT. so she's just bullshittin about nothing and says some shit like i remember you saying you dont like doing stuff anymore cuz you always get into trouble (whenever i go out to bars and shit i fight or get pulled into fights and other dumb shit.) but i was like word i've been just chillin. told her im still blowing LOUD like a fucking champion, best meds in the world, and that i just chill inside and fucking recluse out now. so she gave me her cell number and said for me to call her if i wanna go see a movie or something. i was like ... and she was flirty the whole time and even pulled my beard

is this normal behavior yo

is she trying some jedi shit on me? if i call are they gonna tranq me like an elephant and run me down

or does she just want some meat? i'll throw her some THO

ill nik-A · 10-09-2013, 05:26 PM

He's banned try again later

Diode · 10-09-2013, 05:30 PM

veritas is in jail
@REAL LIFE holler

Diode · 10-09-2013, 05:31 PM

uhoh what is it with you and fucking everyone you see at subway serious

and it's always ludicrous people

uh-oh · 10-09-2013, 05:35 PM

lol well i used to work at subway and its ho central

but nah i only fucked my lesbian boss from there. the others i wanted to fuck and flirted with, but never pulled da triggaaaaa

the baddest bitches around here eat at subway tho. i wish i could find this one gargoyle faced bitch who used to come in. she had the best ass/thighs ever. i would rape her with my face right now

Diode · 10-09-2013, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

lol well i used to work at subway and its ho central

but nah i only fucked my lesbian boss from there. the others i wanted to fuck and flirted with, but never pulled da triggaaaaa

the baddest bitches around here eat at subway tho. i wish i could find this one gargoyle faced bitch who used to come in. she had the best ass/thighs ever. i would rape her with my face right now

son you didnt just fuck your lesbian boss didnt you move in with her and her very upset girlfriend

uh-oh · 10-09-2013, 05:41 PM

lol yea

but i mean i didnt fuck anyone else from there. i moved in with my boss cuz she wanted a roommate, then last second it was like oh i'm moving in with my girl but will you still move in?? extra room or whatever. i was like aightttt. her ass was fat and i was under a spell. her girl looked like james franco's little brother with tits yo. it was creepy. she had a deep ass voice and like 6 dogs

terrible chapter in my life

StarFaggot · 10-09-2013, 05:47 PM

She wants you to hit its that simple. It's a must that you follow through.

uh-oh · 10-09-2013, 06:11 PM

wordd i'm probably going to

why is veritas banned this time?

E-Thugs inc. · 10-09-2013, 06:22 PM

Cuz dat white nigga got a huge dick nahmsayn?

Ghost1 · 10-09-2013, 06:27 PM

This is how they get the chip in u. Tbc.

Adonis · 10-18-2013, 12:36 AM

I feel like the ending of this story goes something like....

Pics or gtfo, so hit already pimp. But you know what I'll say so take that phone camera out

detour · 10-18-2013, 01:20 AM

wow @ u giving that breakdown of what u told her...but yeah she probably just wants some dirty dick tbh...maybe she feels like ur kinda dangerously unstable so it's a turn on to take the risk of being alone with u...jump on it I suppose...

Objective · 10-18-2013, 01:59 AM

That's definitely not normal behaviour, I also think it's pretty much frowned upon to make contact with previous patients unless they make contact first etc. However, getting feelings for the therapists isn't an unknown phenomenon, if it's real I don't see why you shouldn't go for it. I mean, she obviously knows what she's heading into.

The question is; do you really want this?

e11even · 10-18-2013, 04:58 AM

"...and contemplated murking the life out of them with super man punches..."

- that excerpt tho XD

plus, with my hollywood slash rl knowledge of these brain-picking ho's is that they have some kinda twisted fantastic attachment to their clients... plus its proven that people that help people also have some deep dark secrets slash problems... hope this anonymous tip was gracious.

give her that D with a bulletproof condom and bulletproof vest on.

namix · 10-18-2013, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

son you didnt just fuck your lesbian boss didnt you move in with her and her very upset girlfriend

haha daaaaayaamn... thats some real bold shit right there. top 10 power move of all time.

POWER MOVE 1 = fuckin a boss
POWER MOVE 2 = fuckin a lesbian
POWER MOVE 3 = moving in with someone ya fuckin while their significant other is living there.

@uh-oh POWER MOVE = fuckin a lesbian boss then moving in with her & her lover

veritas · 10-18-2013, 09:01 AM

before we go any further.....be honest: your htn medicine is making you impotent, isnt it?

anime_boners · 10-18-2013, 09:04 AM

uh-oh too STRONK

veritas · 10-18-2013, 09:05 AM

we shall see.

uh-oh · 10-18-2013, 05:14 PM

what is htn medicine? weed?

and by impotent do you mean its killing my sperm? or that i can't get hard?

cuz my boners are pretty amazing. i have to will myself not to get an erection around attractive ho's with the bubble on display. i've only had one time where i couldnt get hard enough to fuck, but i was doing coke all night. so i blame that. and the fact she was chubby.

if this is what you meant in reference to my finger banging comments, than word, its not cuz i can't get hard. lol, my fingers just put in work and i like getting ho's off and or as close as possible before spearing it like a spartan

which means i put it in there butt. cuz greeks were homo's

10-09-2013, 05:26 PM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	veritas, i think my old therapist is tryna fuckkk im confused dog. your a psychologist/therapist or some shit right how does this work awhile back i think i told you, but word i went to the crisis center cuz i was suicidal and sick of life and depression was hovering around the kid well anyways the chick therapist lady i was seeing is aight. she's like a tall white bitch of average proportions with a pretty face. body probably looks like a vikings. saggy pointy boobs. flat wide butt. but anyways. i spilled my soul to this whore, told her everything in my brain, about how i had crazy violent thoughts, like wanting to bash someone in the head with a wrench and i would play it out in my head like what i would do after etc. about how i looked at old ladies coming out the bank and i was broke and jobless at the time and contemplated murking the life out of them with super man punches and stealing their purses. i talked about how all the bitches walking around with yoga pants i just wanted to tackle and forcefully eat there vaginas etc. told her about how this modern world aint made for a dude like me and i need a cabin in the woods and need to get away from everybody she told me i had social anxiety and tried to put me on drugs. i tried them for like 4-5 months yo, in which time they doubled them on me (lexapro) and they gave me some other shit too, which is for blood pressure but supposed to help anxiety. well anyways none of that did anything so i stopped, but before that i stopped the therapy bullshit because i thought it was retarded. she kept trying to put my problems onto my parents and friends. like bitch stfu. but anyways i stopped and she was disappointed i could tell. it was like i dumped her a few times when i went to get my script i would see her there and she'd give me that ex girlfriend from elementary school look, like she aint know who i was and was avoiding eye contact on purpose well ANYWAYS i roll up in subway. beard thuggin. dirty as fuck from work. she is there, when i sit down to eat and fuck with twitter she asks to sit down im like AIGHT. so she's just bullshittin about nothing and says some shit like i remember you saying you dont like doing stuff anymore cuz you always get into trouble (whenever i go out to bars and shit i fight or get pulled into fights and other dumb shit.) but i was like word i've been just chillin. told her im still blowing LOUD like a fucking champion, best meds in the world, and that i just chill inside and fucking recluse out now. so she gave me her cell number and said for me to call her if i wanna go see a movie or something. i was like ... and she was flirty the whole time and even pulled my beard is this normal behavior yo is she trying some jedi shit on me? if i call are they gonna tranq me like an elephant and run me down or does she just want some meat? i'll throw her some THO

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	lol well i used to work at subway and its ho central but nah i only fucked my lesbian boss from there. the others i wanted to fuck and flirted with, but never pulled da triggaaaaa the baddest bitches around here eat at subway tho. i wish i could find this one gargoyle faced bitch who used to come in. she had the best ass/thighs ever. i would rape her with my face right now

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	lol yea but i mean i didnt fuck anyone else from there. i moved in with my boss cuz she wanted a roommate, then last second it was like oh i'm moving in with my girl but will you still move in?? extra room or whatever. i was like aightttt. her ass was fat and i was under a spell. her girl looked like james franco's little brother with tits yo. it was creepy. she had a deep ass voice and like 6 dogs terrible chapter in my life

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	wordd i'm probably going to why is veritas banned this time?

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detour Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 598 Accomplishments - Beat Diz (via Real Deal Handshake) Rep Power: 690963	wow @ u giving that breakdown of what u told her...but yeah she probably just wants some dirty dick tbh...maybe she feels like ur kinda dangerously unstable so it's a turn on to take the risk of being alone with u...jump on it I suppose...

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Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	That's definitely not normal behaviour, I also think it's pretty much frowned upon to make contact with previous patients unless they make contact first etc. However, getting feelings for the therapists isn't an unknown phenomenon, if it's real I don't see why you shouldn't go for it. I mean, she obviously knows what she's heading into. The question is; do you really want this? __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

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e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247259	"...and contemplated murking the life out of them with super man punches..." - that excerpt tho XD plus, with my hollywood slash rl knowledge of these brain-picking ho's is that they have some kinda twisted fantastic attachment to their clients... plus its proven that people that help people also have some deep dark secrets slash problems... hope this anonymous tip was gracious. give her that D with a bulletproof condom and bulletproof vest on. __________________ Ahem.

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	what is htn medicine? weed? and by impotent do you mean its killing my sperm? or that i can't get hard? cuz my boners are pretty amazing. i have to will myself not to get an erection around attractive ho's with the bubble on display. i've only had one time where i couldnt get hard enough to fuck, but i was doing coke all night. so i blame that. and the fact she was chubby. if this is what you meant in reference to my finger banging comments, than word, its not cuz i can't get hard. lol, my fingers just put in work and i like getting ho's off and or as close as possible before spearing it like a spartan which means i put it in there butt. cuz greeks were homo's