Staticpony vs Tha Pastor

trap. · 01-28-2013, 03:56 PM

03-10-2002

Staticpony's verse:

Why you writing-a-verse? Might aswell be biting-the-earth
cus I'm a leave you in the dust, and chewing on dirt
you fucking dumbass, when are you-gonna-learn?
that whoever battling me, that dude-gonna-burn
I'm a man full of hate, I was feuding-at-birth
now I'm ruining my career, after this who gonna be new-to-the-church (I'm god)
all can tell my illness, it's just burning-so-bright
that I got black people turning-to-whites
I know you scared, but dont go yearning-to-bite
this is just a chance for you, so you can be learning-to-write
you can tell all of your friends, "as I watched-him-closely
putting illness in a thread, I also watched-him-roast-me"
Wales is full of fags, "puffing" the magic-dragon
ya flag-is-wack and ya mad-to-rap, you should just listen to Static-rapping
at least it's more hygenic than ya last hobbie, fucking-sheep
I can see you deep in regret man, wishing you were ducking-me

Tha Pastor's sermon:

Static's hopin to beat Tha Pastor, or just waitin for never
True UK style, I'ma 'belt' him til he's 'waist'ed and 'leathered'
Tasteless and severed, his tongue like his career is cut short
The only way you could've beaten me was if you'd of cursed more
Ya just takin cheap shots, like Chino XL still dissin Tupac
And puttin up a front won't work, I'm rippin through that
Static's cuttin his 'losses', after he saw I was the 'profit' of doom (prophet)
With fire engraved on dyin brainwaves, all your thoughts consumed
Best to sit back from what you built, and just watch it break
Static's bringin notes to a slot machine, he don't have what it takes
Your verse written in large font, ya tryin to speak big words
Static's greatest ever lines... Tha Pastor writ first
Try DNA's ripped shirt, we're gettin to the heart of the matter
Static's openin his toolbox, but still Tha Pastor ain't 'hammer'ed
Get ready for Static's graphic hangin, as I teach him the ropes
Unamused, ya confused, after hearin me preachin hope
But that was to the decent folks, Static's unholy
Like ya Grandma's car accident, ya crashin but slowly
Without a question, Static suffered a blessin from B-Boy's high priest
This is over PERIOD!! Til I beat you again cos then you'll twice bleed*

*Ya bleed on ya period, so if I beat him again he'll bleed twice, and period is . which means somethin's ended... I think ya get it!

All the best
peace

01-28-2013, 03:56 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	Staticpony vs Tha Pastor 03-10-2002 Staticpony's verse: Why you writing-a-verse? Might aswell be biting-the-earth cus I'm a leave you in the dust, and chewing on dirt you fucking dumbass, when are you-gonna-learn? that whoever battling me, that dude-gonna-burn I'm a man full of hate, I was feuding-at-birth now I'm ruining my career, after this who gonna be new-to-the-church (I'm god) all can tell my illness, it's just burning-so-bright that I got black people turning-to-whites I know you scared, but dont go yearning-to-bite this is just a chance for you, so you can be learning-to-write you can tell all of your friends, "as I watched-him-closely putting illness in a thread, I also watched-him-roast-me" Wales is full of fags, "puffing" the magic-dragon ya flag-is-wack and ya mad-to-rap, you should just listen to Static-rapping at least it's more hygenic than ya last hobbie, fucking-sheep I can see you deep in regret man, wishing you were ducking-me Tha Pastor's sermon: Static's hopin to beat Tha Pastor, or just waitin for never True UK style, I'ma 'belt' him til he's 'waist'ed and 'leathered' Tasteless and severed, his tongue like his career is cut short The only way you could've beaten me was if you'd of cursed more Ya just takin cheap shots, like Chino XL still dissin Tupac And puttin up a front won't work, I'm rippin through that Static's cuttin his 'losses', after he saw I was the 'profit' of doom (prophet) With fire engraved on dyin brainwaves, all your thoughts consumed Best to sit back from what you built, and just watch it break Static's bringin notes to a slot machine, he don't have what it takes Your verse written in large font, ya tryin to speak big words Static's greatest ever lines... Tha Pastor writ first Try DNA's ripped shirt, we're gettin to the heart of the matter Static's openin his toolbox, but still Tha Pastor ain't 'hammer'ed Get ready for Static's graphic hangin, as I teach him the ropes Unamused, ya confused, after hearin me preachin hope But that was to the decent folks, Static's unholy Like ya Grandma's car accident, ya crashin but slowly Without a question, Static suffered a blessin from B-Boy's high priest This is over PERIOD!! Til I beat you again cos then you'll twice bleed* *Ya bleed on ya period, so if I beat him again he'll bleed twice, and period is . which means somethin's ended... I think ya get it! All the best peace