Leaving the strip club the other night..

Neighbor · 09-10-2013, 06:46 PM

.. to go to another strip club, we're heading to the limo & see a couple drunk idiots arguing w/ the bouncers near the side of the building. I glance over & see one of the dudes put his hand on the bouncer's chest, like gently & shit.. next thing I know, the bouncer grabs his arm & throws a straight (can't remember which hand, I think right) to this guy's face & literally folds him in half. I saw the soul leave his body, it was that disgusting of a shot. Dude caught air & just flats out in the parking lot while I'm just standing there w/ like 6 of my boys, staring on in drunken disbelief.. some black dude getting a hot dog at a food cart like 20 feet away just yells, "PERFECT!" in the Street Fighter voice.

We all lost our shit hahaha

I also won 3 bottles & a t-shirt at the club before that.. overall, night was an 8/10

Neighbor · 09-10-2013, 06:58 PM

I should've pulled out my phone to record, words don't do this justice

Discard

The Warden · 09-10-2013, 07:47 PM

I just laughed so hard at "PERFECT"

Oh shit son.

Thread of the month

Allen Knight · 09-10-2013, 07:53 PM

Lmaooo at perfect, but ayo go fuck ur self anothony

The Warden · 09-10-2013, 07:54 PM

LOL. I wish ill upon ur family ole sanchez foxworthy mug

09-10-2013, 08:03 PM

Lmao. Im waiting for a job interview you bastard, now is not the time to be making me lol irl

Diode · 09-10-2013, 08:09 PM

FRAWRESS VICTOLY

Hush · 09-10-2013, 08:15 PM

Tldr

Stopped by to say hi tho

dull boy · 09-10-2013, 09:21 PM

You rent limos and go to strip clubs?

StarFaggot · 09-10-2013, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

You rent limos and go to strip clubs?

this.

Less its for a bachelor party.

Neighbor · 09-10-2013, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

its for a bachelor party.

Swerve · 09-10-2013, 10:24 PM

I've seen this happen on the street at random. Was walking down the street with the crew and saw 2 dudes talking about something on the other side of the street. One dude looking at least 250 + and jacked, the other like barely pushing 100...he was tripped out of his mind too. The 250 + guy was a boxer apparently to boot.

The little guy got to him for some reason and dude just laid his ass out. Heard the punch clean across the street. We came in running thinking he was gonna actually murder the dude, but he stopped after one shot. Kid didn't wake up for a good 5 mins and when he did and the big guy realized what he did and came to apologize it was like a scene out of a horror movie. Little guy started screaming no and doing that whole back away/slide stumble thing till he ran away really awkwardly.

Shit was difficult to watch.

The Warden · 09-10-2013, 10:33 PM

Well that story wasnt funny at all.

Diode · 09-10-2013, 10:35 PM

"the one guy was 250 and the other guy was barely 100"

i love these stories

dull boy · 09-11-2013, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick

with the crew

detour · 09-11-2013, 12:13 PM

lmaoooo @ perfect...

Wise Wiggles · 09-11-2013, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

"the one guy was 250 and the other guy was barely 100"

i love these stories

Right? Nice to see how well some people have control of their actions.

The Warden · 09-11-2013, 01:20 PM

I THINK HE WAS POINTING OUT SWERVES GROSS EXAGERATION OF REALITY. BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNO, RIGHT?

PancakeBrah · 09-11-2013, 01:41 PM

shut the fuck up bags

Swerve · 09-11-2013, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

shut the fuck up bags

^^

I also wasn't exaggerating. One dude was jacked and my height and the other dude was shorter and had rawn's physique.

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Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Lmao. Im waiting for a job interview you bastard, now is not the time to be making me lol irl

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Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	I've seen this happen on the street at random. Was walking down the street with the crew and saw 2 dudes talking about something on the other side of the street. One dude looking at least 250 + and jacked, the other like barely pushing 100...he was tripped out of his mind too. The 250 + guy was a boxer apparently to boot. The little guy got to him for some reason and dude just laid his ass out. Heard the punch clean across the street. We came in running thinking he was gonna actually murder the dude, but he stopped after one shot. Kid didn't wake up for a good 5 mins and when he did and the big guy realized what he did and came to apologize it was like a scene out of a horror movie. Little guy started screaming no and doing that whole back away/slide stumble thing till he ran away really awkwardly. Shit was difficult to watch. __________________ No Cap Gang.

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