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![]() Ah, friend of mine A landlubber-turned-swashbuckler, I was; consumed in exuberant tales o' treasure our colony's legend breathed We'd boarded a shoddy vessel & watched its mahogany decks recede Napoli- ahoy, to the promising Seven Seas! Yes indeed, our crew was a bucket 'o cheers; jolly-laughing peasantry amidst lolligagging scallywags & buccaneers Groggy lads & lasses frothy-glasséd, always clashing weaponry against hearty-accent alley scabs as musketeers! We'd accepted eachother whole as brethren akin; however- this life o' Seadogs, some souls rejected within Those, who dreamed dreams for gold with devilish grins; slumber's sweet siren song o' bullions beckoned its men: Glittering amethysts & rubies galore.. booty assured, in hoards o' sapphiren-studded goblets covering garnets! Yet, ho- truly aboard, was one named Beatrice; for The Great Blue mother-a-calling, she, a sealover embarketh 'Ole Beatrice accompanied me; fighting in ship platoons, & smashing drunkard skulls with heinekens in saloons! Our cutlasses treated Goliath-Leviathan-sizéd giants as big buffoons, tearing through tides o' pirates & picaroons Lying them in lagoons, us tyrants! The finest, merely salive' amidst spittoons, in our avail; entire fleets would hail! 'Twas life- 'til our coxswain sought his monocular, & found an island fabled to hold the treasure o' Seadog's Tale Aye- we landed, then scouted its shores "I can't resist, Beatrice; they must be ours alone, if amethysts in this land exist," so we made a handsome slip, Split from our brethren.. & uncovered an enclosed cove where golden medallions surrounded an abandoned ship "Bedazzling waters, unveiled! Milady, have this vessel afloat!" "Aye, I'll set the sails! Haul our treasure into the boat!"- Then Beatrice was grabbed by an entering sailor: "Avast ye, treacherous traitor! Or I'll cut 'Ole Beatrice's throat." So I dropped the spoils; our former mates chanted, "A couple o' wretchéd fools! Tilting legs under ye brethren's stool!" Shimmering clumps were collected, encumbering peasants & sutlers- molesting our plunder o' precious jewels! Without another discretion, our brothers had said, "Begone!" then set off thataway, weighed with lusted accolades As they laughed & ship flags were raised, fastening mast arrays- I realized we'd become bloodless castaway I just wanted you to be happy, 'O Beatrice I pledged her we'd find treasure- even if it meant for venture to Ocean's Edge, which trickled this world's ledges; "Our fists'll uncurl endless pendants, embedded with emerald gemstones- & you'll be crystalline-pearl necklaced!" But 'Ole Beatrice cried, because this talk was evil; because it caused her people to take-off like a flock o' seagulls My Greed (what God's cathedrals called illegal) haunt her 'til her time'd come; nigh once she caught the measles Ah, Beatrice! I tried to comfort regardless; "A bunch o' blundering jargon! Ye be th' reason our brothers departeth! Yer scum-worth an' heartless.. just make sure when I die, my body's sent back to Th' Great Blue mother-a-calling!" Her last breath as she died left me burdened with blame; cursing in vain- I set her adrift amidst Seven Sea tide "To Napoli, I'll return," I cried!.. But the man returned was a cold-hearted rapscallion.. which no one recognized Ah, friend of mine A swashbuckler-turned-landlubber, I am; forever-torn & eversworn regret's ail.. vowed nevermore to set sail For there was nothing I had ever treasured more.. than what I'd lost pursuing the treasure o' Seadog's Tale VS Aw, yeah (It's like this, like this)
It's Eminem baby, back up in that motherfucking ass ('Til forever, 'til forever) One time for your motherfucking mind (For MCs, MCs) We represent the 313 You know what I'm saying? Yo they don't know shit about this For the '96 Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction To get your brain relaxing, the zany-acting maniac in action A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction You look insanely wack when just a fraction of my tracks runs My rhyming skills got you climbing hills I travel through your mind and chill your spine like siren drills I'm sliming grills of roaches, with spray that disinfects And twisting necks of rappers 'til their spinal column disconnects Put this in decks and check the monologue, turn your system up Twist 'em up, and indulge in the marijuana smoke This is the season for noise pollution contamination Examination of more car tunes than animation My lamination of nar-er-ration Hits a snare and bass in a track for duck rapper interrogation When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be staring gazing I turn the stage into a barren wasteland I'm infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it I'm infinite Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense in your elite defense I got some meat to mince, a crew to stomp and then two feet to rinse I greet the gents and ladies, I spoil loyal fans I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil pans My coiled hands around this microphone are lethal One thought in my cerebral is deeper than a Jeep full of people MCs are feeble, I came to 'cause some pandemonium Battle a band of phony MCs and stand the lonely one Imitator, intimidator, stimulator, simulator of data, eliminator There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus Fuck around and catch all the venereal diseases My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces My a cappella releases classic masterpieces through telekinesis It eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally With entity, dementedly meant to be infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it I'm infinite Man I got evidence I'm never dense and I been clever ever since My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the M-O So I'm assuming all responsibility 'Cause there's a monster real in me that always wants to kill MCs Mic nestler, slamming like a wrestler Here to make a mess of a lyric-smuggling embezzler No one is specialer, my skill is intergalactical I get cynical act a fool then I send a crew back to school I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical I'd rather let a tactical, tactful track tickle your fancy In fact I can't see, or can't imagine A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching So this is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam Plus the man who never had a plan B Be all you can be, 'cause once you make an instant hit I'm tensed a bit and tempted when I see the sins my friends commit I'm infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it I'm infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it I'm infinite '95, '96 ('96) And on and on and on (and on and on) |
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