Battle for fun?

[Ouch]

Anyone online quick shot 10 lines within the next 30 mins..

I’m bored and wanna see what I can come up with

[Ouch]

Only people that I know of that would even close to beating me is like..Blue fracture, Zuch... and that’s about it who I’d be worried about losing to and that’s only because they’d easily see personal references and they’re ok..

Those faggots all suck

[UPN Zuch]

All bullshit aside


I love you Ouch. You’re a good person.

[Ouch]

Yeah I dunno if you are being condisending or not but I actually am a nice guy.

I’m that guy that smiles and says thank you to people when I check out at the grocery store and friendly bullshit with them if they feel like it.

I’m that guy who goes to a restaurant and the waiter asks, just for something to say.. “How was it?” And I’m just like, it was fine even if I thought it was shit. I’m the guy at a grocery store that not only takes the cart back to the cart coral or whatever but if I see a bunch of stray carts lazy dickheads didn’t take back around me I take those back too.

So I am indeed nice in all those senses but not nice in some other ways. Overall even though I’m a big scary convicted felon (or so they say), still overall I’d say I’m a nice person... more so than most people actually.

[Ouch]

@UPN Zuch are you in Detroit proper or just in outlying areas... I don’t have family here but I live in Michigan... Mt. Pleasant... CMU. My girls got some family in Dearborn and Westland, which isn’t Detroit proper but we get down there a few times a year to Comerica Park... tigers even though I’m not a baseball fan it’s just something to do and relatively cheap.

[Ouch]

I jus noticed your location said Detroit, never noticed or looked before, only reason I was asking.

[Ouch]

And yeah, again I am a nice guy, I’ve never laid a hand on a female. Never bullied a female etc. I’ve been in a lot of fights, but 90% of those fights were mutually agreed on. Not like I’m seeking out some little guy to pick on, never.

It is weird and mentally taxing though when I’m around my extended family, which isn’t often but I feel like they’re on guard. You know, well we know he does construction, and puts in and takes out docks but that’s not a REAL job, and they’re living well beyond the means that my wife being an RN could provide.

And of course know I went to prison, just google my name... all this stuff comes up. Possession with intent to distribute, assault/resisting obstructing a police officer during a DUI. Twice actually minus the possession with intent to distribute.

So they see and know about these things and think I’m the big bad wolf.. and they don’t say it but I can tell that’s how they feel about me.

When in actuality I’m a nice guy... yes I did sell drugs... not a good thing and yes I did get 2 duis that didn’t involve accidents and wasn’t pulled over for driving eraddicly. When I was pulled over both times I was indeed verbally abusive and non cooperative with police.

But other than them beating me up and showing me what my place was there was no physical retaliation on my part I just took it. Verbal yes, physical no. Although I guess if you look at the news I’m lucky I didn’t get shot.

[Ouch]

Wouldn’t matter anyway I’m like 50 cent... niggas could shoot me 27 times in the face and I’m still good. Niggas can’t phase me, built from a different cloth.

But yeah it is embarrassing when I get together with my wife’s family and they treat me like I’m some wild felon crazy person, and they don’t vocalize it... but I can tell.

[Blue Bayou]

What's your last name Jermaine?

Bout to get this Google on

[UPN Zuch]

Originally Posted by Ouch

Yeah I dunno if you are being condisending or not but I actually am a nice guy.

I’m that guy that smiles and says thank you to people when I check out at the grocery store and friendly bullshit with them if they feel like it.

I’m that guy who goes to a restaurant and the waiter asks, just for something to say.. “How was it?” And I’m just like, it was fine even if I thought it was shit. I’m the guy at a grocery store that not only takes the cart back to the cart coral or whatever but if I see a bunch of stray carts lazy dickheads didn’t take back around me I take those back too.

So I am indeed nice in all those senses but not nice in some other ways. Overall even though I’m a big scary convicted felon (or so they say), still overall I’d say I’m a nice person... more so than most people actually.

I’m in Saint Clair Shores. Suburbs. Right by Mount Clemens.

[josh s]

Put the cart back or we fuck you up

[Geno]

Originally Posted by Ouch

Yeah I dunno if you are being condisending or not but I actually am a nice guy.

I’m that guy that smiles and says thank you to people when I check out at the grocery store and friendly bullshit with them if they feel like it.

I’m that guy who goes to a restaurant and the waiter asks, just for something to say.. “How was it?” And I’m just like, it was fine even if I thought it was shit. I’m the guy at a grocery store that not only takes the cart back to the cart coral or whatever but if I see a bunch of stray carts lazy dickheads didn’t take back around me I take those back too.

So I am indeed nice in all those senses but not nice in some other ways. Overall even though I’m a big scary convicted felon (or so they say), still overall I’d say I’m a nice person... more so than most people actually.

So basically you to shook to say how you really feel and just lie about everything cause you dont want no static.

No wonder you such an alcoholic bro. That shit must eat you alive.


Lmao. Im j/p obv. Idc really

[Lepreshaun]

Originally Posted by Ouch

And yeah, again I am a nice guy, I’ve never laid a hand on a female. Never bullied a female etc. I’ve been in a lot of fights, but 90% of those fights were mutually agreed on. Not like I’m seeking out some little guy to pick on, never.

It is weird and mentally taxing though when I’m around my extended family, which isn’t often but I feel like they’re on guard. You know, well we know he does construction, and puts in and takes out docks but that’s not a REAL job, and they’re living well beyond the means that my wife being an RN could provide.

And of course know I went to prison, just google my name... all this stuff comes up. Possession with intent to distribute, assault/resisting obstructing a police officer during a DUI. Twice actually minus the possession with intent to distribute.

So they see and know about these things and think I’m the big bad wolf.. and they don’t say it but I can tell that’s how they feel about me.

When in actuality I’m a nice guy... yes I did sell drugs... not a good thing and yes I did get 2 duis that didn’t involve accidents and wasn’t pulled over for driving eraddicly. When I was pulled over both times I was indeed verbally abusive and non cooperative with police.

But other than them beating me up and showing me what my place was there was no physical retaliation on my part I just took it. Verbal yes, physical no. Although I guess if you look at the news I’m lucky I didn’t get shot.

Is this your verse?

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by UPN Zuch

I’m in Saint Clair Shores. Suburbs. Right by Mount Clemens.

Yeah I don’t know the detroit suburbs like that... been to Detroit proper for a few tigers games and to the airport twice.

Zuch if you’ve been to the airport you know what I’m talking about.... the escalator goes under ground it’s almost completely dark and the sides of the walls are all colorful computer screens and shit... weird music playing. I had no idea what I was walking into and I was pretty high... tripped me out I remember old people freaking out and shit. And having to have airport people like hold their hand through it, like it was that scene in Charlie in the Chocolate factory.. weird shit, mad cool though. And yeah I don’t know all the neighborhoods just been to the suburbs, Westland and Dearborn a few times because my girl has family.

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by White Earl

So basically you to shook to say how you really feel and just lie about everything cause you dont want no static.

No wonder you such an alcoholic bro. That shit must eat you alive.


Lmao. Im j/p obv. Idc really

No, what I’m saying is I treat people who work shitty jobs respectfully, usually.

I’ve worked some of those shitty jobs before and been treated like shit for no reason other than someone was on their rag, or a weirdo that likes to be a dick for no reason.

So when I’m around those type of workers I treat them with respect. Not sure what your post was supposed to mean but it didn’t make much sense.

[Ouch]

And also when you're dealing with people that deal with your food you better think twice.

When I was in high school I was a bus boy at a medium grade restaurant, basically an Applebee’s or Chili’s or whatever but a small step up and it wasn’t a chain.

Anyway I was a bus boy getting the dishes from the booth next to them and this crazy white lady, now I think they call them a ‘Karen’ literally touches/grabs me by the shirt and shows me her glass of Tea.. goes off about how it’s almost done and no one offered her a refill.. the whole time cussing at me insulting me etc... I said mam that’s not my job that’s the waiters you should talk to him or her about it.. but no problem I’ll get you a refill.

I went back, filled it up 75% with sweet tea.. pissed the other 25% And pulled a few of my pubes out put it in, stirred it around and that’s what she got.

I wanted to tell my co workers I did it, most would laugh and say hell yeah... but some might make a big deal out of it so I didn’t tell anyone. But yeah I didn’t feel bad about that at all.

Should be Leary of how you treat people especially if they are touching ya food.

[Cred]

You sick bastard

[Ouch]

Haha... hey man that bitch had it coming, and that is a 100% true story... down to the fact I remembered she had ice tea and I watched her drink it from afar.

Been in many other circumstances at jobs where I got treated like shit... didn’t do anything like that or even think about it. Because she was one of a kind abusive, plus I was mad young... still feels good to this day that she drank my piss and possibly when she flossed picked out one of my pubes, no regrets boiii.

[Ouch]

In case any read this random thread... and hasn’t been to Detroit airport this is what I’m talking about...



Yeah I was high... and shocked didn’t know about it first time I went through but I remember a bunch of old people being escorted by the airport workers pissed off all disoriented and shit. Cool as hell... it was playing weird as music too.

[Saint]

10 or so in the BA. whoever feels like it.