Username 2-3 vs Wanderer 2-3 - USER WINS

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@UserName

@Wanderer

[UserName]

Sup.

Wanna use our last week pictures?

[Wanderer]

I’ll try n throw up an new one

[Wanderer]

Removed

[UserName]

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UserName's verse



Ready?

These are the same faces we made watching Brexit, dude
I feel bad for your girl, there’s better Top Boy’s in her Netflix Queue
Her nose is a bit much, I bet she does blow out of big cups
One sneeze hits her walls harder than anything your fragile dick does
That forehead looks like a sand trap at a golf course, bitch
You need to rely on a hat to sort you out more than Hogwarts kids
This nerdy queer’s already been fucked til he’s squirting tears
Whole face looks like a Wooly Willy someone left in an attic for 30 years
How drunk’s his bitch? Lookin’ like she sucks spunk for tips
I wanna "Like" this photo, but you're already a Thumb with lips
Your girl’s atrocious, I can’t even look her deep in the eye
Lookin’ like she learned makeup watching a transformation scene in The Fly
You're both ugly, and this picture makes me wanna cherish your vocals
Y'alls teeth got enough Jagged Edges to sing a song about marriage proposals
I had fun with this dry clown but enough’s enough, the guy’s down
If this beating were anymore drawn out, it’d be one of her eyebrows

Goodbye.


Wanderer's verse


wildlife doc! That’s obvs the female & ur the male, end of debate
I can tell cos u got bright orange colours... but the twist is it won’t attract mates
Not soaring with the best.. cop the failed tests fatty’s been thru
U’ll never reach dizzy heights regardless how many feathers u cling to
u DON’T get chicks unless they disfigured or short sighted my friend
So falling asleep on a bird with one eye is how a typical night for u ends
Yo dieting sucks when ur own reflection sends u up to the cupboard
Ur lip & moustache together look like a hotdog smothered in mustard
I’m sure u’ll throw a hissy fit but get it straight, ur fuckin dead
I would say keep ur wig on... but It seems urs levitates above ur head
U not a psycho with guns. those lies are wack as hell bro
User unhinged with arms? Yeh... only cos u literally have no elbow
Fat ginger hamster. Ur eating habits are a sorry state bruh
Check his left cheek pouch containing half a sandwich he’s stored for later
Similarities between u end with achievements my spectacled dude
Both Peckish all day & shitting liquid but at least ur friend’s got medals than u

[Sharp]

Pic should be fixed now. Thanks for catching it @evaD

[Adverse]

User haddd:
That forehead looks like a sand trap at a golf course, bitch
You need to rely on a hat to sort you out more than Hogwarts kids

How drunk’s his bitch? Lookin’ like she sucks spunk for tips
I wanna "Like" this photo, but you're already a Thumb with lips
Your girl’s atrocious, I can’t even look her deep in the eye
Lookin’ like she learned makeup watching a transformation scene in The Fly
You're both ugly, and this picture makes me wanna cherish your vocals
Y'alls teeth got enough Jagged Edges to sing a song about marriage proposals

Wand had:
U not a psycho with guns. those lies are wack as hell bro
User unhinged with arms? Yeh... only cos u literally have no elbow

u DON’T get chicks unless they disfigured or short sighted my friend
So falling asleep on a bird with one eye is how a typical night for u ends


This was a decent little battle I think User had a couple more quotables, Wand didn't execute in some spots and while User started out real slow he picked it up and got the W

V/User

[evaD]

Ready?

These are the same faces we made watching Brexit, dude
I feel bad for your girl, there’s better Top Boy’s in her Netflix Queue
This is a miss for me
Her nose is a bit much, I bet she does blow out of big cups
One sneeze hits her walls harder than anything your fragile dick does
Decent
That forehead looks like a sand trap at a golf course, bitch
You need to rely on a hat to sort you out more than Hogwarts kids
Ok
This nerdy queer’s already been fucked til he’s squirting tears
Whole face looks like a Wooly Willy someone left in an attic for 30 years
Lmao
How drunk’s his bitch? Lookin’ like she sucks spunk for tips
I wanna "Like" this photo, but you're already a Thumb with lips
Haha nice
Your girl’s atrocious, I can’t even look her deep in the eye
Lookin’ like she learned makeup watching a transformation scene in The Fly
Nice
You're both ugly, and this picture makes me wanna cherish your vocals
Y'alls teeth got enough Jagged Edges to sing a song about marriage proposals
Lol
I had fun with this dry clown but enough’s enough, the guy’s down
If this beating were anymore drawn out, it’d be one of her eyebrows
Lol nice closer


wildlife doc! That’s obvs the female & ur the male, end of debate
I can tell cos u got bright orange colours... but the twist is it won’t attract mates
Set up and wording a bit awkward but it’s ok
Not soaring with the best.. cop the failed tests fatty’s been thru
U’ll never reach dizzy heights regardless how many feathers u cling to
Don’t get this?
u DON’T get chicks unless they disfigured or short sighted my friend
So falling asleep on a bird with one eye is how a typical night for u ends
Lol
Yo dieting sucks when ur own reflection sends u up to the cupboard
Ur lip & moustache together look like a hotdog smothered in mustard
Haha random but funny
I’m sure u’ll throw a hissy fit but get it straight, ur fuckin dead
I would say keep ur wig on... but It seems urs levitates above ur head
Not seeing this tbh
U not a psycho with guns. those lies are wack as hell bro
User unhinged with arms? Yeh... only cos u literally have no elbow
Nice
Fat ginger hamster. Ur eating habits are a sorry state bruh
Check his left cheek pouch containing half a sandwich he’s stored for later
Lol
Similarities between u end with achievements my spectacled dude
Both Peckish all day & shitting liquid but at least ur friend’s got medals than u
Ok kinda basic

User had a shaky start but brought some heat after that. Wanderer was pretty inconsistent here, def had some highs but not enough to take it

Vote - user

[Quiz]

That forehead looks like a sand trap at a golf course, bitch
You need to rely on a hat to sort you out more than Hogwarts kids
How drunk’s his bitch? Lookin’ like she sucks spunk for tips
I wanna "Like" this photo, but you're already a Thumb with lips
Your girl’s atrocious, I can’t even look her deep in the eye
Lookin’ like she learned makeup watching a transformation scene in The Fly
You're both ugly, and this picture makes me wanna cherish your vocals
Y'alls teeth got enough Jagged Edges to sing a song about marriage proposals

vs.

U not a psycho with guns. those lies are wack as hell bro
User unhinged with arms? Yeh... only cos u literally have no elbow

Opener had potential but it was done so bad

User wins, 3-1 in better quality quotes
This one wasn't close

[UPN Zuch]

Fragile dick
30 years
Thumb with lips
The fly

Vs

Attract mates
Mustard
Sandwich


User more consistent and had better humor here. Good battle

Vote user

[FGR]

Fragile
Hogwarts was alright
Thumb
The fly

VS

Hotdog
Elbow

Vote....user .. more consistent and stronger..wander wasn't bad just not up to par as he usually is