GWL: Letter to a Friend

Universe · 05-08-2020, 04:41 AM

- Faked a text conversation to try and get me DQ'd.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=142840&page=6

- Loves goose metaphors.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=142850

- Generally just a shameless low-life douchebag.

Dear Lars,

Neat topical battle the other week, yup, that was a clean one
You barely fathomed what you were seeing so you re-acted like reruns
Seems your path to victory comes only after you speak up
You even closed the gap it seemed GENIUS... but that's-our-chasm between us
It's actually fairly dumb to admit this, but everyone in our league is a critic
I'd take on a precarious position before I let this prick carry us a minute
Where is this two-faced faggots good side? God he's hella dense...
In the end you never had a solid lead, and we have the concrete evidence
This is also a letter to your butt buddy, yeah I know your veteran accomplice
Your mental resolve depends on beating me, something you never can accomplish
And what the fuck is a Clutbuck? Seems like I'm talking to three handles
I'll slowly dismantle you until you pour piss like the aqua marine mammal
Tried to DQ-out like hockey moves, clown you did it to save yourself trouble
I heard you say the results are "unclear"... but I still made you say uncle...
Are you serious? I nailed the lid on your coffin and tied your tongue too
I'd never respond to you anyway, you wouldn't even get a 'typing' bubble
How the fuck are you a topical legend? I mean, God forbid your art is rejected
Cuz you think ya goose metaphors greater than when Maverick's partner ejected
Couldn't even make that fabricated "convo" authentic, this assholes useless
Ask Bayou kid, those who REALLY have your number are always the last to use it...

Hang it up.

All the best,

Uni

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big baby · 05-08-2020, 12:31 PM

i liked this!! uncle made me laugh

Johnny 6 feet · 05-15-2020, 11:31 AM

Seems like you got a graveyard worth of bones to pick Uni. Good sense of rhythm and rhyme throughout this diss piece. Some stand out lines made me chuckle:

"And what the fuck is a Clutbuck? Seems like I'm talking to three handles
I'll slowly dismantle you until you pour piss like the aqua marine mammal"

"Couldn't even make that fabricated "convo" authentic, this assholes useless
Ask Bayou kid, those who REALLY have your number are always the last to use it..."

My favourites^ I went into the archives and it seems I just missed the drama by a week or so. Is there a straight text battle match on the way? Anywho, I'm not the best at deconstructing (or writing) diss pieces but I thought you threw some hard punches here. As usual, i'll be keeping an eye out for more of your stuff.

Thanks for the feed on Corona and Lime. Good luck in GWL bud.

-6

05-08-2020, 04:41 AM	#1
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 1,001 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178706	GWL: Letter to a Friend - Faked a text conversation to try and get me DQ'd. http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=142840&page=6 - Loves goose metaphors. http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=142850 - Generally just a shameless low-life douchebag. Dear Lars, Neat topical battle the other week, yup, that was a clean one You barely fathomed what you were seeing so you re-acted like reruns Seems your path to victory comes only after you speak up You even closed the gap it seemed GENIUS... but that's-our-chasm between us It's actually fairly dumb to admit this, but everyone in our league is a critic I'd take on a precarious position before I let this prick carry us a minute Where is this two-faced faggots good side? God he's hella dense... In the end you never had a solid lead, and we have the concrete evidence This is also a letter to your butt buddy, yeah I know your veteran accomplice Your mental resolve depends on beating me, something you never can accomplish And what the fuck is a Clutbuck? Seems like I'm talking to three handles I'll slowly dismantle you until you pour piss like the aqua marine mammal Tried to DQ-out like hockey moves, clown you did it to save yourself trouble I heard you say the results are "unclear"... but I still made you say uncle... Are you serious? I nailed the lid on your coffin and tied your tongue too I'd never respond to you anyway, you wouldn't even get a 'typing' bubble How the fuck are you a topical legend? I mean, God forbid your art is rejected Cuz you think ya goose metaphors greater than when Maverick's partner ejected Couldn't even make that fabricated "convo" authentic, this assholes useless Ask Bayou kid, those who REALLY have your number are always the last to use it... Hang it up. All the best, Uni Return to Sender... http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=143091 __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..

05-15-2020, 11:31 AM	#3
Johnny 6 feet Storyteller Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 446 Battle Record: 8-4 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League Rep Power: 5558447	Seems like you got a graveyard worth of bones to pick Uni. Good sense of rhythm and rhyme throughout this diss piece. Some stand out lines made me chuckle: "And what the fuck is a Clutbuck? Seems like I'm talking to three handles I'll slowly dismantle you until you pour piss like the aqua marine mammal" "Couldn't even make that fabricated "convo" authentic, this assholes useless Ask Bayou kid, those who REALLY have your number are always the last to use it..." My favourites^ I went into the archives and it seems I just missed the drama by a week or so. Is there a straight text battle match on the way? Anywho, I'm not the best at deconstructing (or writing) diss pieces but I thought you threw some hard punches here. As usual, i'll be keeping an eye out for more of your stuff. Thanks for the feed on Corona and Lime. Good luck in GWL bud. -6