12-29-2018, 01:20 PM | #1 |
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I don’t want my EX’s next boyfriend to have
a bigger phallus than me. These thoughts keep me up at night and I’m a healthy size too. 7 3/4 inches with girth. I’m just venting and maybe you guys can share how you cope.
I consider this a brotherhood and a community so all the jokes save for another thread.
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12-29-2018, 01:25 PM | #2 |
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12-29-2018, 01:32 PM | #3 |
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I know man I’m going to take a year off from boarding but I just needed to vent.
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12-29-2018, 02:46 PM | #5 |
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12-29-2018, 03:29 PM | #6 |
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I’m with a girl who before her last, only dated black niggas...sometimes I catch her reaching around my waist to pull me in deeper when I’m already balls deep inside. Ngl that shit has me thinking a lot about life later on when I’m on the toilet
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12-29-2018, 03:32 PM | #7 |
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LMAO!!! Yea when a girl says she’s been with black guys it becomes a concern.
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12-29-2018, 03:34 PM | #8 |
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There’s always a bigger fish. Until there aren’t. Somewhere the biggest fish swims or floats through the water oblivious to his scale in the scheme of existence. Each moment dictates superiority. Largely chance, combined with traits in the under or over category of averages. Perhaps his dick is the exact same girth but 1/2 inch longer where it can hit the back of the clitoris behind the cervix and allow her to climax. Or maybe that extra half inch will cause her to dislike sex and long (intended) for the sex of your relationship. You can dwell on these largely uncontrollable circumstances or just go about doing what it is you want to do. If being sure of your superiority is a concern, then trick yourself into thinking you’re better, like most people. Or, do some existential searching and find a better state of mind... because denial is the best medicine.
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12-29-2018, 03:47 PM | #10 |
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WHEn a girl goes from only dating blacks to dating others it’s because:
1. She realizes she’ll go to hell if she stays with the jungle fever. 2. There’s no future, especially if she gets knocked up - HE GONE. 3. She wants attractive children
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12-29-2018, 03:55 PM | #11 |
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Aren’t all white guys 6” an under?
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12-29-2018, 03:57 PM | #12 |
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Mostly yes
We have a guy named whitezilla though
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12-29-2018, 04:09 PM | #13 |
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12-29-2018, 05:44 PM | #14 |
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Is this rly ur concern? I never have that problem. Weather the next man is bigger or not means nothing. Im not small myself.. So i never have any confidence issues there. Idk.
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12-29-2018, 05:44 PM | #15 |
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12-29-2018, 06:30 PM | #16 |
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Idk if he’s got a bigger dick than you, but he’s a better threadmaker, that’s for sure
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12-29-2018, 06:35 PM | #17 |
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Seem like you have women issues
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12-29-2018, 06:37 PM | #18 |
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/shouldn't worry about Exs
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12-29-2018, 07:03 PM | #19 |
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12-29-2018, 07:39 PM | #20 |
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