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01-27-2013, 12:52 PM
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The Landlord
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 5,822
Battle Record: 12-10
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shijin8 vs.thumbsdown
posted on 6/7/02
shijin8 my verse'll fuck you so hard they'll call you thumbscrews have ya ass as wide as obese mamas in flowered muumuus// ya rhymes are more played than dominoes on yahoo your battle style should be classified as metaphor misuse// ya punch is soft, you attract BOOs and POOH-POOHs, so weak, feels like a rubdown from a crippled masseuse// pummeling ya face, got the mod counting by twos, leaving ya dazed and confused want me quit whooping ya ass so bad, now don't you?// burn ya mic and flame torch ya computer, ya hasbeen you got no protection, like stopping AIDS with lambskin// shijin's checkin ya chin i shatter this queer's sphere through his headgear leaving the screen unclear make ya splatter ya shitty lyrics outta shear fear.// i'll have ya text wins in a 10 year arrear// just like cloudy piss, end ya emcee career, ya next battle supoena’s a no-show "failure to appear"// this loss will have you phobic and allergic to keyboards so scarred you won't touch cardboard, corkboard, chalkboard, or chessboards // you are a lousy mic whore!! This $10 mic fuck is as loose as an afghan truce gettin stripped and ripped cuz ya vocabs are dry and ya verses lack juice// so swallow dem words you bout to spit cuz ya got no skills you're covered and full of shit, like big city landfills// i'm so sick got ya paying my hmo bills gotcha welcoming death and preparing ya will for this kill.// one love, shijin8 ~poet always~ vs. thumbsdown I'll slap ya cunt with the blunt side of an axe// smashin ya chances of advancin dope text syntax// crackin the shins of shijin sendin' her knee bendin in opposite// standing on her esophagus while she sign screaming "get off of it!!!// I droppin those dimes that'll make shijin resign from offices// like Clergy Members tryin to explain young~ones~cum~stained orafices// cause I'm Lord~of~the~Fists each swing got emcee's floored~from~the~mist// like DEF Comedy Jam mixed with Shaq my punches scored~with~a~diss// now and forever court~is~dissmissed never come back like Jordy's sight//* cause I'm knockin you out the park like pitches thrown to "Can't get Right"//* I'm ridiculously invensible ya verse just tickles me peep the dimples// I'll cut you in half with a hi-hat while you bleed make you clean the cymbols// my verse got you trembling mumbling prayers under ya breath// death is imminent you have battled the best in text so fuck all the rest// my verse is handing out more "blessings" than Rastafarians givin dapp// giving them cotton mouth like they're teeth's topped with linnen caps// I'm wicked, sicker than the last chick Irving inflicted// you'll think it's "Magic", the way I attack, naw I'm just gifted// I'll steal ya pen and stab ya imaginary friend in the chin// Your train of thought's all for naught like fans hoping the Nets'll win// *"Life" Eddie Murphy "Can't get Right" was Bokeem Woodbine the base ball player * Jordy "Star Trek Next Generation" Lavarr Burton?? (I think that's his name) Reading Rainbow man |
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