Week 1: MMLP (0-0) vs. Bongo Bear (0-0) - MMLP WINS

For Battling · 06-21-2018, 08:53 PM

Rules

This should be self explanatory, but for those who are unfamiliar with the 1-2 Punch League..

1. NO BITING
2. NO SWAYING
3. NO FEEDING
4. No RECYCLING

5. Must vote on at least 5 battles each week. Failure to vote on 5 battles will result in -1 votes deducted from your battle. Failure to vote on ANY will result in -2 votes deducted in your battle.

6. Voting much be at least ONE complete sentence with a decent explanation. (Vote: Bags as per tradition) WON’T COUNT!

7. Voting on Champ and Contender matches are required for all participants.

8. ONLY 2 TOTAL EXTENSIONS ALLOWED THIS SEASON. It’s literally 1 bar, extensions shouldn’t be needed but you’ll get 2 just for whining purposes.

9. NO TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES! If you think you’re being hate voted against etc, contact a mod and we will handle it accordingly.

THIS WEEK ONLY
PUNCHES DUE ON SUNDAY
VOTING ENDS MONDAY MORNING
NEW BATTLES UP MONDAY EVENING

@MMLP @Bongo Bear

MMLP · 06-24-2018, 07:02 AM

Bongo Bear, fuck his robotic delivery, BB-hates that I'm more potent
2crip n no show wins LOL, boy youll only be going in circles once u get the ball rolling

Bongo Bear · 06-24-2018, 01:17 PM

The alias display he’s unclever and dated but, bear is real crazy.
Warp to 99' and have the corpse outlined; so MMLP was never created, I killed shady.

Flow · 06-24-2018, 06:41 PM

Didnt even really get bongos intent here and the set up was cheese. Mmlp star wars ref won it for me

Mmlp

Schadenfreude · 06-24-2018, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Munster

I liked bears better

Eddie is that you, you fucking weirdo?

Anyway, Baron's bestie, I mean MMLP took this easily.

DynamiCz · 06-24-2018, 07:28 PM

Bongo Bear, fuck his robotic delivery, BB-hates that I'm more potent
2crip n no show wins LOL, boy youll only be going in circles once u get the ball rolling

Lmao funny

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The alias display he’s unclever and dated but, bear is real crazy.
Warp to 99' and have the corpse outlined; so MMLP was never created, I killed shady.

This was way to stretched here bro....

V-MMLP with the overall better bar and structure

BodySnatcher · 06-24-2018, 08:35 PM

vote for MMLP....Bongo that bar could've been good but you just didn't pull off the MMLP/shady like you may have thought you did.

For Battling · 06-24-2018, 09:49 PM

Bongo has potential but dropped the bomb here idk what happened. Topical boy MMLP had something somewhat decent and takes it.

Vote MMLP

Cred · 06-24-2018, 10:00 PM

hmmm, bongos bar just didnt have any real sting behind it.

vote - mmlp

Mediocrity · 06-24-2018, 11:39 PM

Honestly like bongos bar here. I don’t even fw Star Wars like that so I didn’t even feel the punch at all

V - Bear

Jabari Black · 06-25-2018, 12:05 AM

Both you guys had some dope concepts but gotta work on the execution. MMLP I liked the tie ins and the Star Wars reference but the punch itself just didn’t do it for me. Bongo, this was pretty clever. You gotta work on ending your lines with actual punches and not just mix subtle wordplay throughout. I think you got the job done here. Pretty impressed that you managed to do a name flip on someone named MMLP.

MVGT Bongo

bleak · 06-25-2018, 01:29 AM

This was a close one, as MMLP is actually supposed to be pronounced Eminem LP per Lars I think? Anyways it was a good concept but execution lacked. MM had a simple delivery and a simple punch, played it safe I guess. I award creativity always so Bingo Bongo

Larkin · 06-25-2018, 06:16 AM

For me both setups were poor, in a 1-2 battle you need to make both lines have some relevance. Bears concept was good but felt it was excuted bad, MMLP I liked the wording on the punch felt like it had layers even if you didn’t mean it. Vote MMLP

Ghost1 · 06-25-2018, 09:35 AM

mmlp got it for me but I didn't hate bongos shit...was nice to see a dif approach

mmlp

Lenox · 06-25-2018, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1

mmlp got it for me but I didn't hate bongos shit...was nice to see a dif approach

mmlp

Fr

Lenox · 06-25-2018, 12:45 PM

I almost wanna vote bongo but mmlp’s just hit a bit harder

Bongos got a fresh and unique style. But once he uses that and combines it with better wording he will be a threat

v/poem fag

Ahriman · 06-25-2018, 06:17 PM

Thought both weren’t that good... bongos was all over the map... mmlp was some what a personal diss just not harsh but he takes this easy

Exis · 06-25-2018, 11:24 PM

MMLP hit harder...I didn't dislike BB's lines, just feel MM's shit was better structured, worded & overall he had a more precise bar.

Vote- MMLP.

Pinot Grij · 06-26-2018, 02:36 AM

BB-8 / BB-hate felt like a bit of a stretch for me.

I was feeling the MMLP wordplay a bit more, although I'm sure you've heard it before.

Vote -- bongo bear

For Battling · 06-26-2018, 04:01 AM

MMLP WINS 11-4

06-21-2018, 08:53 PM	#1
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633913	Week 1: MMLP (0-0) vs. Bongo Bear (0-0) - MMLP WINS Rules This should be self explanatory, but for those who are unfamiliar with the 1-2 Punch League.. 1. NO BITING 2. NO SWAYING 3. NO FEEDING 4. No RECYCLING 5. Must vote on at least 5 battles each week. Failure to vote on 5 battles will result in -1 votes deducted from your battle. Failure to vote on ANY will result in -2 votes deducted in your battle. 6. Voting much be at least ONE complete sentence with a decent explanation. (Vote: Bags as per tradition) WON’T COUNT! 7. Voting on Champ and Contender matches are required for all participants. 8. ONLY 2 TOTAL EXTENSIONS ALLOWED THIS SEASON. It’s literally 1 bar, extensions shouldn’t be needed but you’ll get 2 just for whining purposes. 9. NO TALKING ABOUT OPEN BATTLES! If you think you’re being hate voted against etc, contact a mod and we will handle it accordingly. THIS WEEK ONLY PUNCHES DUE ON SUNDAY VOTING ENDS MONDAY MORNING NEW BATTLES UP MONDAY EVENING @MMLP @Bongo Bear Last edited by For Battling; 06-21-2018 at 09:10 PM.

06-24-2018, 01:17 PM	#3
Bongo Bear (The Grand Slambino) Join Date: May 2018 Posts: 53 Rep Power: 659705	The alias display he’s unclever and dated but, bear is real crazy. Warp to 99' and have the corpse outlined; so MMLP was never created, I killed shady. __________________ "And if they didn't think Bongo Bears bar's are illa, I'll go ape on these lines i'm Guitar Gorilla"

06-24-2018, 07:28 PM	#6
DynamiCz ..GunbaR MessiaH.. Join Date: Jan 2018 Location: GuN RanGe Posts: 762 Battle Record: 16-10 Champed - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 9829178	Bongo Bear, fuck his robotic delivery, BB-hates that I'm more potent 2crip n no show wins LOL, boy youll only be going in circles once u get the ball rolling Lmao funny ------ The alias display he’s unclever and dated but, bear is real crazy. Warp to 99' and have the corpse outlined; so MMLP was never created, I killed shady. This was way to stretched here bro.... V-MMLP with the overall better bar and structure __________________ ...ThA New ErA...

06-24-2018, 11:39 PM	#10
Mediocrity Brother Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 518 Rep Power: 4919692	Honestly like bongos bar here. I don’t even fw Star Wars like that so I didn’t even feel the punch at all V - Bear __________________ I’m the true King Author, crowned or not what I release is X caliber, it’s bound to rock

06-26-2018, 02:36 AM	#19
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195061	BB-8 / BB-hate felt like a bit of a stretch for me. I was feeling the MMLP wordplay a bit more, although I'm sure you've heard it before. Vote -- bongo bear __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

06-24-2018, 07:02 AM	#2
MMLP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 600 Battle Record: 15-16 Champed - Write Week 9 Rep Power: 9768088	Bongo Bear, fuck his robotic delivery, BB-hates that I'm more potent 2crip n no show wins LOL, boy youll only be going in circles once u get the ball rolling

06-24-2018, 08:35 PM	#7
BodySnatcher Hail Mary Haymakers Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: You know where I be at Posts: 1,785 Battle Record: 17-7 Champed - BAL Roast - Battle Arena League - BAL Season Champ Rep Power: 3840896	vote for MMLP....Bongo that bar could've been good but you just didn't pull off the MMLP/shady like you may have thought you did.

06-24-2018, 09:49 PM	#8
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633913	Bongo has potential but dropped the bomb here idk what happened. Topical boy MMLP had something somewhat decent and takes it. Vote MMLP

06-24-2018, 10:00 PM	#9
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899380	hmmm, bongos bar just didnt have any real sting behind it. vote - mmlp

06-25-2018, 12:05 AM	#11
Jabari Black Sun Tzu Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 550 Battle Record: 13-6 Champed - Battle Arena League - 1-2 Punch League - Netcees Battle League - Netcees SOL Rep Power: 12764496	Both you guys had some dope concepts but gotta work on the execution. MMLP I liked the tie ins and the Star Wars reference but the punch itself just didn’t do it for me. Bongo, this was pretty clever. You gotta work on ending your lines with actual punches and not just mix subtle wordplay throughout. I think you got the job done here. Pretty impressed that you managed to do a name flip on someone named MMLP. MVGT Bongo

06-25-2018, 06:16 AM	#13
Larkin Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 115 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 3247069	For me both setups were poor, in a 1-2 battle you need to make both lines have some relevance. Bears concept was good but felt it was excuted bad, MMLP I liked the wording on the punch felt like it had layers even if you didn’t mean it. Vote MMLP

06-25-2018, 09:35 AM	#14
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	mmlp got it for me but I didn't hate bongos shit...was nice to see a dif approach mmlp

06-25-2018, 12:45 PM	#16
Lenox Hungry Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 1,419 Battle Record: 1-5 Rep Power: 16155610	I almost wanna vote bongo but mmlp’s just hit a bit harder Bongos got a fresh and unique style. But once he uses that and combines it with better wording he will be a threat v/poem fag

06-25-2018, 06:17 PM	#17
Ahriman Member Join Date: May 2018 Posts: 98 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 3608466	Thought both weren’t that good... bongos was all over the map... mmlp was some what a personal diss just not harsh but he takes this easy

06-25-2018, 11:24 PM	#18
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	MMLP hit harder...I didn't dislike BB's lines, just feel MM's shit was better structured, worded & overall he had a more precise bar. Vote- MMLP.

06-26-2018, 04:01 AM	#20
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633913	MMLP WINS 11-4