LP Vs. ((Dynasty))

[Saint]

Originally posted by LP

*turns on t.v.

fuck not this shit again
http://home.tiscali.no/~hagenjan/dynasty.jpg

Dynasty theme music comes on......blah, blah, blah, blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah, dum, dum, dum, dum, dudumdum......



*power off


fuck basics bitch, LP the real killa takin ya kids,
cause Dyna like "phillip morris" "only known for makin sigs" ozzzzzzzzzzo~~~
these debatin-clits....... DC full of "cut-out's" "K" has "no say in it"(we all know X makes the decisions)
and Prod known quick ta serve-in Dyna's like impatient-waitresses


now, It's a "sight for sore guys" like peepin-tom's watchin "gay-porn"
You have an essence for fav students but X-vision's your pupil to crave-on?(who's your favorite student or pupil I should say?)
you rave-gone........... bad, cause we know "K" was fake like imposed-X,
thats the only time Dyna will ever be remotely close-ta-X(damn son)


style switch like cross-dressers........

This princess's(Di) stardom-I'll-pummel, cause DC(dumped comics) like marvels-I-crumble
LP makin ya text "Dy"-by-the-hand like Charles's-woman carpal-n-tunnels(line of the month)*****
droppin bars ta Stun El? P quick to end this Dynasty
cause Prod makes this kid lose his respect on boards like rejected ES' teams(esteem)he was a skater boy, he said see ya later boy)

end of the "ROC"

Maury Prodvich Says: "When it comes to 11th Year Old Dyna" D(y)NA matchup's(y to X): none to be seen
cause X more dominant in genes(still mad you cant be Prem), Prod gets RIT of this britch(pants) like d(y)'n jeans


*switches channel, "Dallas was my favorite show"

****Prince Charles wife,Princess DI(Dyna) was killed car-pooling under a tunnel hence die by the hand of carpal tunnel syndrome



Originally posted by 11th Dynasty
*LP Verses Nefarious (from StateGardien)*

..ok, yeah.. wtf?, keep going

*(moment of pause)*

ok.. lets end it here ….

“Rest In Peace LP”


Yo,


Yo,


Oh Look! Its CD Backwards, LP Facing-A-DC-Unit.. Catered-To-Fuse-Dicks.. Its Bedtime!!--And I’m |Laying LP 2 Rest| Quicker Than |Nature Music| .. ((tko))

(.. I’m This Legend’s Legend)..

..Your ‘Touch Idolized’?--Only In ‘Fossil Deposits’ !!.. Ego-Diminishes-In-Minutes As Dyn’s Scriptures Echo-Feverish-Finishes..Left Lp |Following My Steps|, Like |Photo-Finishes|..
..My Intellects A Double-Helix Remains Imprinted-In-Concepts.. Encrypted-Beyond-Limits.. Shit, I’ll |Grab Yur Vocal Chords| And *Hold Yu To Your Word* Like A Fuckin’ |Promise|.. (damn)
..An Artist, Forming Flawless Remarks ..Just Check The Plot, Whether Lp Be Hindu Or Not, I’ll |Stab Your Third Eye Wit A Cordless Phone| ; Simple As |Connect The Dot|.. (whoa)
..Disect-Yo-Thoughts And Perplex-The-Gods In Sects Of Writes..Dyn The |Favorite To Win.d| Like |Bookmarking The Weather Site|..Lp, GoodNight! Cuz I Truly Make Ya |Head Rest| Like The |Definition Of Pillow Fight| (lol)

Acknowledge Your Whore-Maker: (personals/disses)

..Ayo, I’ll Jab A |Straw Thru Yur Earhole| Cuz It Must Be A Real |Blow To The Ego| That Yu Admit In Words Of Yours: At Best An 8, Whereas I’m Twice The Skills; No. Four !! (ouch)



..Door-To-Door My Punches |Knock His Feelin’|, You’re |Whack I’m Sensing|, Punches Ensue The Bleeding, Cuz It Left Lp |Covering His Face| Quicker Than |Children Trick-o-Treating|.. (punch of the week)
..Kid Drills Holes At Night, Yu Fag |Bending Over More Times| Than |Tieing Your Shoelaces-Tight|.. Trouble Aritculating-Yur-Writes, How’s He A Lyrikal Prodigy When His Verse Comes With Explanations,-Right ?
..All Summed Up, I |Scale Ya Fingers| As A |Rule Of Thumb|.. This Fool Gets Sonned Quickly.. Against Me, Ain’t A Such Thing As Rivalries.. Cuz Like |Shogun’s Sleep Cycle|, The |Rest Remains A History|.. (goodbye)


Yours Truly,

11th Dynasty