PhairEnglish vs Headless Verseman

Saint · 11-16-2017, 09:06 PM

(posted on UA battle forums 2002)

Phair English:

Medic's alert when shattered spine fragments covers the dirt, sand
We know headless is a jerk-off, look how he nutures his hurt hand
Really cold, when I pack ya team in freezers stiff, really though
You'll be so 'iced-up', you'll be stared in a Cash-Money video
Gettin mowed, this man is cryin', this fag is tryin to stand alliance
but we know you show 'pride' much along the lines of dandelions
.......Daresay, that you're better than me, here is a phair shake
I'll powerbomb you so hard, your spine'll resemble a staircase
...Chairs break on top your face, and I tend to sleep on ya name
I'll help ya smarten up, and knock ya wisdom teeth up to ya brain
...One hit, astoundin ya face with,i'm odd with the burial places
So i'll stop in the street, so when ya casket drops,it shatters the pavement
Doesn't matter who's bravest, i'm rippin gimmicks for some fun
Cuz every time ya girl slobbers, it's a 'spitting image' of my son
....Punches vicious with the stance,there's no missing in advance
The aftershock'll shake ya balls,and have ya dick twitchin in ya pants
Headless dickin in his mans, phair doesnt resort to fallacies
Cuz if time heals wounds, you'll be an immortal casualty

Headless:

ur hardcore testament doesnt get my estimate for the best to spit
the battle votes will be your passover story like the bible's exodus
place bets an shit on headless's writs, and phair, ima jar yah
and like The Count on greg the bunny all ya lines are "blah"
you have alot to say but i cant complain, ur an obedient bitch
too bad ya lines are longer than the Truth adds ingredient list
im in seemingly bliss, ur a newbie who be a rookie and dojo elusive
plus ya face is 'takin all the shots' like a fuckin photo exclusive
yea
im into bad science doing things that makes your whole battalion soft
have u gettin paid for experiments, ur my guinnea pig like italian cops
i read ya whole thing and, too be honest, the point is missin
im not married so breakin ya elbow or knee caps my only joint decision
i hate the fact u came to rm.com cuz ur so annoying and shit
and u didnt speak so Sigmund in nightgowns ur only Freudian slip
joinin ur click? hell no, im suuuure that roster aughta last
and my word is bon like that home run hitters autograph
gawd ya wack, not to mention ur on some sperm'a'holic ish
and ur judgement is sound
but i make more rash decisions than a fuckin dermatologist
i know u dont reign heavy becuase were in a loooong draught
and ur punches are animated only in the fact that their drawn out

sorry i merked u......

11-16-2017, 09:06 PM	#1
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