"What Gets You Revved Up To Write?" #LyricalExercise

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There was a thread by some guy on how I get revved up to write.

I entered one night and, very precisely, began penning advice generalising everything I did.

The steps I provided detailed the depths of my mind and effort behind such delicate writing.

First I assess who I'm vying and, unless they're inspiring, I'm tempted to try exemplifying their negative sides by shedding a light on their blemishes while, cleverly, I pen me a rhyme lending to my strengths as I type their eventual demise.

Second I try thinking of what I expect that they might bring:

Storytellers that write whimsical efforts invite wins!

A metaphor might trick the voter, if you ended it by flipping some seminal tie-in or setup the right twist.

Then there's your quite typical textcee who finds difficulty setting implied rhythm to their excessive line widths.

They cram plenty of rhymes in, and yet they don't quite fit.

It's remedied by filling each sentence I write with a precession of rhymes intricately set to divide his unexceptional hijinks from the effort they'll find which I'm already providing.

The benefits quite simply are one hell of a high-win percentage, the slight risk is when everyone tries this they'll end their entire schtick, bootlegging on my shit and forget what my style is.

A lesson in rhyme.

Fin.