Quarterfinals: Junto vs. Destroyer - JUNTO WINS

[Meth]

The Fall Brawl

Line Limits - 10 Min / 20 Max
If not agreed upon in check ins, you must match the first drop.
All other rules apply (biting/feeding/recycling/yadayada)

Any and all swaying will be promptly deleted, and you will lose 3 votes for every offence. You have ONE second chance to stop being a bitch, then you're banned from every tourney I run from here on out. You'll also lose your spot in this one.

DUE DATE IS 11/10/15 @ 11:59 PCT / 2:59 EST

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@Destroyer @Junto

[Junto]

fuck you

ext?

[Destroyer]

yep

[Destroyer]

some say Lyrs, some say Kami, either way, he's leaving severely scarred
if u ask me, I just think ur Beyond... anyone giving a fuck who u really are
ur basically hurricane Patricia when it comes to ur text prowess fool
made waves at the beginning, but now no one talks about this dude
i'll twist ur arm around ur back cux des is someone u know u can't handle
& hold it there til u'll be saying 'uncle' Jun, like the return of tony soprano
be honest chump, we throw hands & u leaving w/ a lot of lumps
I'll beat his whole head till its swollen & red... I call that the donald trump
I hate aliases... that's why I won't stop until this fake is dead
watch me wipe my ass w/ u & add ur name to Hush's toilet paper thread

[Junto]

Originally Posted by Junto

nother L you can't afford. Cred stomped ur ass to the floor now you want war dun dun?
All the Goon sculpt is masterpieces, so no shitty Inf formation will ever be good enough for 1-1

Originally Posted by Destroyer

wtf is dun dun?

v/inf

look...

nah I'm not still stuck on that, I just wanna explain for you so chill chump...
'Dun' is what ya shoulda been wit text battles when you turned 40 & STILL sucked
you got the swag of a chia pet stylist - I’m out fuckin models wit the curvy waists
On weekends I pop somethin & roll somethin. You do that walking at a hurried pace.
chop u up at ur own crib while ur hoe is gone - legs in the bed, torso on the sofa dog
...she'll come home & see ya eyes glued to the fuckin TV like ur favorite show was on
Fuck ur sway threads fuck ur Bags votes, Fuck hidin like a bitch doin ur 'tag roasts'
U was gon get beat... Now u can catch these bullets I pitch perfect 2 like I sang notes
Gun under each pillow at night cuz I might have to blast for my life man
if you takin your choppers out it's to put them into a glass on the nightstand

you old bitch

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

some say Lyrs, some say Kami, either way, he's leaving severely scarred
if u ask me, I just think ur Beyond... anyone giving a fuck who u really are

10/10

ur basically hurricane Patricia when it comes to ur text prowess fool
made waves at the beginning, but now no one talks about this dude

7/10

i'll twist ur arm around ur back cux des is someone u know u can't handle
& hold it there til u'll be saying 'uncle' Jun, like the return of tony soprano

7/10

be honest chump, we throw hands & u leaving w/ a lot of lumps
I'll beat his whole head till its swollen & red... I call that the donald trump

10/10

I hate aliases... that's why I won't stop until this fake is dead
watch me wipe my ass w/ u & add ur name to Hush's toilet paper thread

10/10

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Originally Posted by Junto

look...

nah I'm not still stuck on that, I just wanna explain for you so chill chump...
'Dun' is what ya shoulda been wit text battles when you turned 40 & STILL sucked

10/10

you got the swag of a chia pet stylist - I’m out fuckin models wit the curvy waists
On weekends I pop somethin & roll somethin. You do that walking at a hurried pace.

5/10 - setup didn't correlate with the closer

chop u up at ur own crib while ur hoe is gone - legs in the bed, torso on the sofa dog
...she'll come home & see ya eyes glued to the fuckin TV like ur favorite show was on

10/10

Fuck ur sway threads fuck ur Bags votes, Fuck hidin like a bitch doin ur 'tag roasts'
U was gon get beat... Now u can catch these bullets I pitch perfect 2 like I sang notes

1/10 - way too much fuck in the setup, it was redundant and I didn't like the simile usage playing off of pitch perfect 2

Gun under each pillow at night cuz I might have to blast for my life man
if you takin your choppers out it's to put them into a glass on the nightstand

10/10

you old bitch

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This was a close battle. Junto was a bar away from pulling a win. Destroyer's opener leaned me and Junto's opener was roflz.

v-Destroyer

[Meth]

Beyond, Donald trump, tony soprano

Vs

Dun dun, hurried pace, glued to the tv, choppers out

This was a nice battle. I thought jun kind of went in tho. Wasn't really feeling the pitch perfect 2 shit but I thought the rest of his verse was pretty good. And personal. Des had a good verse 2. Obviously he can't really go personal because of the jun's an alias thing and it kind of left him at a disadvantage. The 3 I quoted were nice but the other 2 I wasn't really digging at all tbh. It's relatively close though. Could go either way for sure. Cool stuff bros.

V/ junto

[Wavy Crockett]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

some say Lyrs, some say Kami, either way, he's leaving severely scarred
if u ask me, I just think ur Beyond... anyone giving a fuck who u really are
This was average to me.. the "Beyond ____" lines have been used a lot in recent years
ur basically hurricane Patricia when it comes to ur text prowess fool
made waves at the beginning, but now no one talks about this dude
Solid punch, relevant because it's current & worded well
i'll twist ur arm around ur back cux des is someone u know u can't handle
& hold it there til u'll be saying 'uncle' Jun, like the return of tony soprano
I like the concept, but think it could've been worded to hit way harder.. still, not bad by any means
be honest chump, we throw hands & u leaving w/ a lot of lumps
I'll beat his whole head till its swollen & red... I call that the donald trump
Again, could've added some complexity to this to make it land more effectively.. it's humorous, so I fuck w/ it
I hate aliases... that's why I won't stop until this fake is dead
watch me wipe my ass w/ u & add ur name to Hush's toilet paper thread
Nice closer, not much to say about this one; crisp punch & delivery

vs.

Originally Posted by Junto

look...

nah I'm not still stuck on that, I just wanna explain for you so chill chump...
'Dun' is what ya shoulda been wit text battles when you turned 40 & STILL sucked
Wording made this hit harder than it probably should have.. not overly complex, but still a sharp opener
you got the swag of a chia pet stylist - I’m out fuckin models wit the curvy waists
On weekends I pop somethin & roll somethin. You do that walking at a hurried pace.
LOTB so far
chop u up at ur own crib while ur hoe is gone - legs in the bed, torso on the sofa dog
...she'll come home & see ya eyes glued to the fuckin TV like ur favorite show was on
Wasn't really feeling this; it seemed telegraphed.. the bar from a technical standpoint is good, though
Fuck ur sway threads fuck ur Bags votes, Fuck hidin like a bitch doin ur 'tag roasts'
U was gon get beat... Now u can catch these bullets I pitch perfect 2 like I sang notes
Meh.. not a miss, but just seemed rushed or uninspired
Gun under each pillow at night cuz I might have to blast for my life man
if you takin your choppers out it's to put them into a glass on the nightstand
I think you meant "chompers" here, as in dentures/false teeth.. I've never heard them called "choppers," so maybe I'm doing you a disservice lol.. but I've seen this concept used by others, specifically Beyond, on Des before.. it didn't land for me

you old bitch

So this was a lot closer than I was expecting to see.. Des had a solid verse, nothing overdone or really earth-shattering, but direct & worded well for the most part.. Junto had LOTB w/ that "hurried pace" bar & definitely had a more sound verse as far as mechanics go.. I'm kinda torn, because I think Destroyer slightly out-punched him here, but Junto took every other category; Idk, I'm giving it to Junto based on preference, but this really could go either way.. dope battle, fr

v/ Junto

[Resin M-I-C]

this was a damn good battle, rereadin n editin my vote here

[Tic]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

some say Lyrs, some say Kami, either way, he's leaving severely scarred
if u ask me, I just think ur Beyond... anyone giving a fuck who u really are
Decent.
ur basically hurricane Patricia when it comes to ur text prowess fool
made waves at the beginning, but now no one talks about this dude
Liked this personal.
i'll twist ur arm around ur back cux des is someone u know u can't handle
& hold it there til u'll be saying 'uncle' Jun, like the return of tony soprano
Not bad.
be honest chump, we throw hands & u leaving w/ a lot of lumps
I'll beat his whole head till its swollen & red... I call that the donald trump
Pretty nice.
I hate aliases... that's why I won't stop until this fake is dead
watch me wipe my ass w/ u & add ur name to Hush's toilet paper thread
Idk...good concept but wording killed it for me.

Originally Posted by Junto

look...

nah I'm not still stuck on that, I just wanna explain for you so chill chump...
'Dun' is what ya shoulda been wit text battles when you turned 40 & STILL sucked
Nice personal.
you got the swag of a chia pet stylist - I’m out fuckin models wit the curvy waists
On weekends I pop somethin & roll somethin. You do that walking at a hurried pace.
This is nice.
chop u up at ur own crib while ur hoe is gone - legs in the bed, torso on the sofa dog
...she'll come home & see ya eyes glued to the fuckin TV like ur favorite show was on
This was good too.
Fuck ur sway threads fuck ur Bags votes, Fuck hidin like a bitch doin ur 'tag roasts'
U was gon get beat... Now u can catch these bullets I pitch perfect 2 like I sang notes
Not bad. Your weakest so far, but still decent.
Gun under each pillow at night cuz I might have to blast for my life man
if you takin your choppers out it's to put them into a glass on the nightstand
Ha ok. Seems like a used concept. It was ehh.
you old bitch

This battle was close. Des was pretty consistent in this battle and seemed refreshed. Had some nice lines, some decent ones and the closer just wasn't worded well for me. Junto was also consistent, and I think his opener was LOTB, then his closer was a played concept. This is a hard one to judge because both were consistent. I just think Junto had the harder punches overall and is why I'm edging it to him.

[Meth]

3-1 Junto
@Resin M-I-C don't forget to edit in

More votes!

[ill nik-A]

Hmmm this is close

Hold please

[Ghost1]

nah I'm not still stuck on that, I just wanna explain for you so chill chump...
'Dun' is what ya shoulda been wit text battles when you turned 40 & STILL sucked

Ok

you got the swag of a chia pet stylist - I’m out fuckin models wit the curvy waists
On weekends I pop somethin & roll somethin. You do that walking at a hurried pace.

BorinG

chop u up at ur own crib while ur hoe is gone - legs in the bed, torso on the sofa dog
...she'll come home & see ya eyes glued to the fuckin TV like ur favorite show was on

Is that like something killers do? They glue the victims eyes to tvs? R u sum weird niche serial killer? This didn't work for me

Fuck ur sway threads fuck ur Bags votes, Fuck hidin like a bitch doin ur 'tag roasts'
U was gon get beat... Now u can catch these bullets I pitch perfect 2 like I sang notes

Wordings off an not that I would've liked this better but where's the tie in to the movie? Oh also yes I'm voting :)

Gun under each pillow at night cuz I might have to blast for my life man
if you takin your choppers out it's to put them into a glass on the nightstand

The words chompers. Miss.



Des had less misses to me. I haven't read alot of Junto verses but this seems like it's a bad one for him. Regardless des landed more.

V des

[Junto]

LOLisa

carry on

[Ghost1]

Oh I didn't paste his bars LMAO I did a breakdown of his too hold up

[Ghost1]

Some say Lyrs, some say Kami, either way, he's leaving severely scarred
if u ask me, I just think ur Beyond... anyone giving a fuck who u really are

Got em

ur basically hurricane Patricia when it comes to ur text prowess fool
made waves at the beginning, but now no one talks about this dude

Cool

i'll twist ur arm around ur back cux des is someone u know u can't handle
& hold it there til u'll be saying 'uncle' Jun, like the return of tony soprano

Dope

be honest chump, we throw hands & u leaving w/ a lot of lumps
I'll beat his whole head till its swollen & red... I call that the donald trump

Nah wack to me

I hate aliases... that's why I won't stop until this fake is dead
watch me wipe my ass w/ u & add ur name to Hush's toilet paper thread

Lol dope



Not tbat this will make Jun feel better....but I did read des verse too LOL

[Hush]

I got Jun with the edge

[Destroyer]

thanks for coming back with that in depth vote, b

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

some say Lyrs, some say Kami, either way, he's leaving severely scarred
if u ask me, I just think ur Beyond... anyone giving a fuck who u really are
ok I guess, but this is the same standard misdirection punch I have been seeing for 4 plus yrs now, plus beyond plays used in this same fashion are played when Beyond was here, thats awhile b, I get where this is a personal but still lackluster
ur basically hurricane Patricia when it comes to ur text prowess fool
made waves at the beginning, but now no one talks about this dude
yeah, valid statement but not really hard hitting or like a oh shit kinda bar, just sort of a oh yea I remember that storm moment
i'll twist ur arm around ur back cux des is someone u know u can't handle
& hold it there til u'll be saying 'uncle' Jun, like the return of tony soprano
legit barely remember that show
be honest chump, we throw hands & u leaving w/ a lot of lumps
I'll beat his whole head till its swollen & red... I call that the donald trump
ok cool, could of tied in a toupe wp or something about being fake, but ok I guess
I hate aliases... that's why I won't stop until this fake is dead
watch me wipe my ass w/ u & add ur name to Hush's toilet paper thread
best line but its stilla karaoke esque discussion punch, no diss to big homie kar

Originally Posted by Junto

look...

nah I'm not still stuck on that, I just wanna explain for you so chill chump...
'Dun' is what ya shoulda been wit text battles when you turned 40 & STILL sucked
reach, just not feeling tbh especially with using a quote for such a mediocre line, nah
you got the swag of a chia pet stylist - I’m out fuckin models wit the curvy waists
On weekends I pop somethin & roll somethin. You do that walking at a hurried pace.
ok this is aight
chop u up at ur own crib while ur hoe is gone - legs in the bed, torso on the sofa dog
...she'll come home & see ya eyes glued to the fuckin TV like ur favorite show was on
ok
Fuck ur sway threads fuck ur Bags votes, Fuck hidin like a bitch doin ur 'tag roasts'
U was gon get beat... Now u can catch these bullets I pitch perfect 2 like I sang notes
dont make sense
Gun under each pillow at night cuz I might have to blast for my life man
if you takin your choppers out it's to put them into a glass on the nightstand
ok
you old bitch

Jun had bigger hits, and worst misses
Des was consistently mediocre

[Bash]

Beyond, hurricane, toilet paper

Vs

Opener, hurried pace, night stand

V/Junto. Tied in quotes but Juns were more haymakers and Des were ok. Nice read