LOL found a battle of mine from 10 years ago

[oats]

http://web.archive.org/web/200512290...p/t-33109.html


HEAT

[sral]

Just copy-pasting in the hopes that remains saved for eternity.


Oilwell

11-02-2003, 09:12 AM

aight, i really dont know who u are or shit about ya...so excuse me if there's no personals...

yo,

aight Oat, the way ya suck, how could i not say no? to a hoe whose scripts be more fishy than six seas or Pappadeaux's...
winnin? its just impossible, ill leave u 'deepa' than fossil-bones, kid im unstoppable, dont make me be liftin-tha glock to yo...
lips, a Misfit quickly ripped, if ya lookin for patience, there's mirrors in the hospital...
so u'll be like most them asian girls once i leave ya ass-flat, raps got me fallin asleep like aspirin caps or a math-class...
hawaiian ass gangsta? i'll step in yo block n fear what?, ya raps are so hot they prolly got ya natives rockin ear muffs!...
i'll make ya shaky art break apart like vacated cars or fallen dishes, this Prince must b a girl scout the way ya punches are 'all misses'...
fool you wanna battle O then we can handle this, too bad this'll be one-sided like childbirth in same sex marriages...
better drop bitch, thinking you can talk shit and stop this, cuz I'll beat you to dust like I masturbated try'na cure jock itch..
challenge me, undoubtedly you think PR loves you, just stop..like Flex tryna sell them ugly ass Lugz boots...
its over, reattach ya shoulder & sew ya lungs back, fam i really hate to smoke ya like tru niggas w/ 1 Black...




Oaty

11-01-2003, 11:33 PM

voted spit vs cataclysm and explizit vs sonny

match my length
first to 5
3-0 KO
no crew, hate, dickriding
explained votes
must have 300 posts to vote

peep the personals...don't understand them, don't vote

Oil's life plea "accept me, I'm a soilder too!" but Afghanistan against America is the only time bitches are fighting over you!/*whats his name?*
is oil well? well, oil is a rare commodity but I'ma shake up ya "board-walk" like earthquakes during monopoly!/
its funny that you so hyped up, cuz what I often see is that history repeats itself, Oil is always better for property!/
its sad to see a white kid from the burbs get upset cuz he's spoiled, so he figured he could be black if he said he was oil!/
you eat MC's so I your mouth is full, how you make tracks when you can not speak? besides, having sex with vegetables will be the only time you'll ever rock beats!/
it must hurt to be pummeled by the flow, hows it like being a sink? your sex life must be hypnotized, cuz it looks like your penis is seeing a shrink!//

lol, your turn, post up by today(that was our deal right?).

~1~

[sral]

WAY GONE @ "IS OIL WELL? WELL, OIL IS A RARE COMMODITY!"

ROFLZZZ

[sral]

YOUR SEX LIFE MUST BE HYPNOTIZED BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SEEING A SHRINK!"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


LOTB

MUCH LULZ WERE HAD

[oats]

Originally Posted by sraL

YOUR SEX LIFE MUST BE HYPNOTIZED BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SEEING A SHRINK!"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


LOTB

MUCH LULZ WERE HAD

lol that was my favorite line, too

[oats]

http://web.archive.org/web/200512281...p/t-45147.html

LMAO what are the odds I'd end up being a special ed teacher


Teacher:So little johny, what do u want to be when u grow up?
Little Johny:U mean anything in the world?
Teacher: Yes Johny, use your imagination...
Little Johny:ummm...ummmmmm... I want to be a Special Olympian!!!

Oaty:

yo fuck cripples, Oats is tired of the rest gettin in this...
bullshit that those armless fucks get special olympics
cuz when my people see that shit, usually we just laugh...
at how they run right into hurdles in the 200 meter dash
when I see some of those cripples, I need a keg fo stress...
cuz I thought one was an elf...he looked like Leg-O-Less
damn I'm pissed at those fuckers, I don't get no sleep...
so I sold one steroids...and told him he would grow feet
but these ain't real Krips, so no need to feel scared...
unless that retarded gangsta rides on chrome on his wheelchair

Auto:

in a part of time, i neva had love for ya in this heart of mine...
coz u even got handicapped parkin spaces at the startin line...
i fold ya rims, wen this retard claimed i rolled wit him...
whats the point of him winnin? he cnt climb the podium...
i dispise u weak hoes, ur fkn cripples not fightin heros...
coz cats tryin to swim wit half an arm thinin they findin nemo...
ya styles dump, sumhow u think that u got honours chump?...
how wen u fkn look like Lietenant Dan from Forest Gump...
yall herbs true? coz u can speak up but no1 has heard u...
we to busy laughin at yalls attempts at jumpin the hurdles...

[sral]

Kreativ, Ill Explicit & Oaty Trice - "Vacuuming sands of time"

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Kreativ

06-09-2004, 11:04 PM

Ill Ex:

life leaves the soul ta find rips exposing holes in time\
I'm knowin signs ya can only find with an open mind\
don't hold behind come and explore the past dream\
but remeber the best gifts come with pandoras wrapping\
thoughts sure attracting ta go back in time flip the clock\
alot of kids get shot but would i save them or big and pac?\
switch the thought think would I have a kid or not?\
an fuck shit ta stop i'd go back an never hit the pot\
I'd be rich as god but fully in fear of his fate waiting\
I hate saying it but i'm almost sure i'd be the next ta go\
cause only bad comes from messin with earths ebb an flow\
but ya never know i could go and end pain for us\
cure disease from leaves in trees destroyed in the rain forest\
or bring myself fame,fortunes, and live in a great fortress\
take sources of evil prevent mass hurt an anger\
destroy 'em before fetus like the first terminator\
would it be better first or later cause honestly take a word from the wise.......
a mans greatest dreams usually a curse in disquise\

Kreativ:

if I could grip the precious hours&seconds to slowly turn back time...
I could've bought Pac a vest so he could rhyme maybe one last line
then rush the failure of Bush his senior year for just one last sigh
cause the future is bleak...the past is forgotten&the present is war
so I'd search for Bobby Fisher to checkmate bitches&level the score
then bless Hitler w/the darkest melanin to leave his ignorance floored
for humanity’s been in the eye of the storm...circling the hurt&pain
in a blissful Nirvana I’d empty the clip as a chance for Kurt Cobain
then time travel to Jesus&pry him free before the Earth was stained
because I’d take on a burden or two&embrace it quick w/open arms
&for the reparations, I would’ve up&gave Greyhound to Rosa Parks
then quietly ninja myself to blackmail OJ before he strolls too far
cause I’d keep an ear to the streets like Van Gogh&start sounding off
against persecution of Jews I’d steal Noah’s Ark&save the holocaust
then wrinkle out the Iron Curtain as Communism started popping off
but if I could turn back time...I’d show Vietnam vets the lies of heaven
of how life’s a bitch w/Karma in a vicious circle of martyrs circa 9/11
then take the beatings for moms just so pops could finally find his penance
just to give job applications&hope to meth-users whom has relations to me
cause if I could rewind the sex again I would for virginity’s sacred you see
then rally AIDS awareness to show all ego’s do need fucking latex to breed
cause I would spit the truth...spawn a seed...&just up&rip the roots
to turn back time&bitch slap Adam&Eve before the idiots bit the fruit
&break off a continent to the Native Americans that we stole vista view..

Oaty Trice:

if I could turn back time I'd push a tic back on the clock n
go into the lakers locker room and slip magic a condom
go back in the garden and tell eve to aproach apples with caution
I'd ask Jesus why sin is necessary for us to climb to heaven
I'd tell Einstein to never ever use his mind for weapons
Make a bomb-threat the night before to close airports on 9-11
I'd befriend the Columbine killers months before they unloaded a clip
and I would put a stop to Cortez' greed by makin a whole in his ship
I'd mine the middle passage so all the slave-traders would be blown to bits
I would carefully remind Kobe that ain't his wife in the bed
I'd make Hendrix put down drugs and use a Bible instead
I'd tell the Rodney beaters not to read his skin, he needs his rights to be read

[Ghost1]

Dis nigga said Havin sex w vegetables only time u rock the beats.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by quaker oats

http://web.archive.org/web/200512281...p/t-45147.html

LMAO what are the odds I'd end up being a special ed teacher


Teacher:So little johny, what do u want to be when u grow up?
Little Johny:U mean anything in the world?
Teacher: Yes Johny, use your imagination...
Little Johny:ummm...ummmmmm... I want to be a Special Olympian!!!

Oaty:

yo fuck cripples, Oats is tired of the rest gettin in this...
bullshit that those armless fucks get special olympics
cuz when my people see that shit, usually we just laugh...
at how they run right into hurdles in the 200 meter dash
when I see some of those cripples, I need a keg fo stress...
cuz I thought one was an elf...he looked like Leg-O-Less
damn I'm pissed at those fuckers, I don't get no sleep...
so I sold one steroids...and told him he would grow feet
but these ain't real Krips, so no need to feel scared...
unless that retarded gangsta rides on chrome on his wheelchair

Auto:

in a part of time, i neva had love for ya in this heart of mine...
coz u even got handicapped parkin spaces at the startin line...
i fold ya rims, wen this retard claimed i rolled wit him...
whats the point of him winnin? he cnt climb the podium...
i dispise u weak hoes, ur fkn cripples not fightin heros...
coz cats tryin to swim wit half an arm thinin they findin nemo...
ya styles dump, sumhow u think that u got honours chump?...
how wen u fkn look like Lietenant Dan from Forest Gump...
yall herbs true? coz u can speak up but no1 has heard u...
we to busy laughin at yalls attempts at jumpin the hurdles...

Literally read the first sentence of ur verse an bust out laughing


YO FUCK CRIPPLES


I'm gone bros

[oats]

Originally Posted by Bags

Dis nigga said Havin sex w vegetables only time u rock the beats.

I also said PEEP THE PERSONALS...IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM, DON'T VOTE


you are clearly unaware of Oilwell's history of fucking veggies

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by quaker oats

I also said PEEP THE PERSONALS...IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM, DON'T VOTE


you are clearly unaware of Oilwell's history of fucking veggies

Should've known tbis was a personal

Now it's FIYAH!

[oats]

http://web.archive.org/web/200512290...p/t-41750.html

Det doesn't remember how he lost to me before so he smiles
but you should forget about flowin like alzheimers who see-Nile
I laugh at all your battles man, cuz its funny how ya pout bitch
cuz I'd have a rich dick if Det put his money where his mouth is

[oats]

just seeing my old posts is so hilarious/embarrassing.




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[YDK]

[Geno]

Wwerd. My old shit embarrasses me to. It was flames in the day though.. iono?? Lol

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by big baby

sucked thx

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Genocide

It was flames in the day though.. iono?? Lol

[Pharaohs Army]

writers

[8===D~~~~(}:]

This was gay