For all my single Internet bros, try this shit out

Chill Phil · 09-09-2015, 07:27 PM

So...for the past several months I've been trying out a home theory.

I've met mad bitches on Internet dating sites. The wit and sense of humor is the way to display yourself, and get chick's that come for you.

Anyway, this is what it boils down to. If you live in a certain area that's kind of nearby where they live and you have a little bit of money saved up, you can go visit them. Here's the thing, when you talk to them, and you start vibing really hard, if you decide to go visit, you have a place to stay, you have food and drinks, plus you have a local that will take you around and be your your site expert for you. I've been doing this for like nearly a year, and I've been to Austin, Houston, Seattle, Portland, and the next step is Reno. The great thing about all of this is the fact that one, I f*** with these b******, number 2 is a fact that these b****** f*** with me, number 3 is the fact that I have a place to sleep. All because I have the money to spend to get there.

Bros. I've seriously been on my Tucker Max. And it's fucking wonderful. No regrets.

Anyway, that's what I'm up to...

I have been targeting females that live in a certain area. Females that are in a place that I want to visit. I check out their profiles, I see what they're talking about, & I see if I can vibe with it. If I f*** with them on a mental and visually appealing level I reach out, sometimes they reach out. At the end of the day it boils down to this, please don't judge me.

Chill Phil · 09-09-2015, 07:31 PM

Everytime a chick says, we're pretty far apart. I always say that's a better chance to get to know someone before you try anything else. Its not only true it's something that can't counter. The good thing about that is, if you decide you don't like them after they create a red flag, you can cut them off. We're out here looking for love, especially at my age and I'm definitely all about the mind first. F*** with me

Nigma · 09-09-2015, 07:32 PM

Is the part where you drop knowledge comin in a future post or what?

Sharp · 09-09-2015, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nigma

Is the part where you drop knowledge comin in a future post or what?

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuukc its nigmaaaaaaaaaaaa

Saint · 09-09-2015, 09:11 PM

lol this shit wont work..

Thus is like the dating advice version of Junto's get rich scheme thread

Nigma · 09-09-2015, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuukc its nigmaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's up homie jabronie? Tell me everything

Strikta · 09-09-2015, 10:02 PM

I could see this working well in ur favor Phil.

Kudos.

Sharp · 09-09-2015, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infiltration

lol this shit wont work..

Thus is like the dating advice version of Junto's get rich scheme thread

We'll see how that one goes haha

El Muffin · 09-10-2015, 01:22 AM

phil out here thuggin

ho ho hooooooooooes

In different area codesssssssssss

Geno · 09-10-2015, 06:32 AM

Lol.

Chill Phil · 09-10-2015, 08:12 AM

<3

Amen. · 09-10-2015, 08:15 AM

what the fuck?

anime_boners · 09-10-2015, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigma

Is the part where you drop knowledge comin in a future post or what?

FROM DOWNTOWN!!!!!

Neighbor · 09-10-2015, 09:25 AM

I stopped reading at "Internet dating sites"

Fart · 09-10-2015, 11:05 AM

How did you like the Seattle snatch?

Chill Phil · 09-10-2015, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fart

How did you like the Seattle snatch?

It was hairy.

Chill Phil · 09-10-2015, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neighbor

I stopped reading at "Internet dating sites"

Interwebs evolved everyday life as we know it. I can deposit a check, order a pizza, AND hit on a sexysmoking hot babe all from my phone.

Shit, I don't mind

Ghost1 · 09-10-2015, 12:25 PM

I feel bad for this new generation....social media is breeding recluse cowards

Chill Phil · 09-10-2015, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infiltration

lol this shit wont work..

Thus is like the dating advice version of Junto's get rich scheme thread

It works for me.
The purpose is to travel as well as make a connection with someone. It's a beautiful thing

Chill Phil · 09-10-2015, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

I feel bad for this new generation....social media is breeding recluse cowards

Lololol, that's been happening for well over a decade.

Look at people on this website, saying all sorts of over the top disrespectful stuff. EZ boards paved the way.

09-09-2015, 07:27 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	For all my single Internet bros, try this shit out So...for the past several months I've been trying out a home theory. I've met mad bitches on Internet dating sites. The wit and sense of humor is the way to display yourself, and get chick's that come for you. Anyway, this is what it boils down to. If you live in a certain area that's kind of nearby where they live and you have a little bit of money saved up, you can go visit them. Here's the thing, when you talk to them, and you start vibing really hard, if you decide to go visit, you have a place to stay, you have food and drinks, plus you have a local that will take you around and be your your site expert for you. I've been doing this for like nearly a year, and I've been to Austin, Houston, Seattle, Portland, and the next step is Reno. The great thing about all of this is the fact that one, I f* with these b**, number 2 is a fact that these b** f* with me, number 3 is the fact that I have a place to sleep. All because I have the money to spend to get there. Bros. I've seriously been on my Tucker Max. And it's fucking wonderful. No regrets. Anyway, that's what I'm up to... I have been targeting females that live in a certain area. Females that are in a place that I want to visit. I check out their profiles, I see what they're talking about, & I see if I can vibe with it. If I f*** with them on a mental and visually appealing level I reach out, sometimes they reach out. At the end of the day it boils down to this, please don't judge me. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

09-09-2015, 07:31 PM	#2
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Everytime a chick says, we're pretty far apart. I always say that's a better chance to get to know someone before you try anything else. Its not only true it's something that can't counter. The good thing about that is, if you decide you don't like them after they create a red flag, you can cut them off. We're out here looking for love, especially at my age and I'm definitely all about the mind first. F*** with me __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

09-09-2015, 07:32 PM	#3
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09-10-2015, 08:12 AM	#11
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	<3 __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

09-10-2015, 08:15 AM	#12
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	what the fuck?

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