Who in the world orders As-seen-on-TV products?!!

[Pharaohs Army]

This is a legit question cuz I just can't wrap my mind around the concept.. of how these things are still in business.}

It's like, here's a piece of shit... it's interesting though, and you need it, and it's only at this low price of $X.99

AND we'll double your order cuz these pieces of shit won't sell and we're overstocked with inventory.

all you have to do is pay separate Shipping and Processing.
These will set you back about half your paycheck and the thing will take 2 - 6 weeks to be delivered...

like, wtf.. oh. yeah. that was the thing i ordered a month-and-a-half ago. and it must have been processed and handled very carefully since it took that long and cost so much.

it's 2015 for christ sakes.
kinda rambling here but you get the jist

Are there really that many insomniac Wal-mart white-trash types with no life just ordering shit from TV ad nausea?

how are these "in business"??

[Mr. J]

Cash cow, sham?WOW!

[Amen.]

I just did...

some shit for my whip.

Put on side of your seat between seat and center consul. keep shit from fallin under, like cell phones or w/e. ALways had that issue so this purchase was golden. shit works lol.

[Ghost1]

They have sections at rite Aid an cvs with these....I won't order them off TV but sometimes I'll glance at the aisle....some of that shit is neat lol

[Amen.]

dropped my cell phone in the catcher basin thing this morning.

Saved me from running some old faggot over and swerving 8 lanes.

golden purchase

get one.

[Mr. J]

Originally Posted by Bags

They have sections at rite Aid an cvs with these....I won't order them off TV but sometimes I'll glance at the aisle....some of that shit is neat lol

Some interesting stuff right?

Originally Posted by Dre

dropped my cell phone in the catcher basin thing this morning.

Saved me from running some old faggot over and swerving 8 lanes.

golden purchase

get one.

Why didn't you just put an old t shirt or something between the console?

Or did you just want a phone hammock?

[Plot]

thisiswhyimbroke.com

[Pharaohs Army]

Fair enough, @Dre, good to hear you had a quality purchase.
so yes i guess if the product is effective and not a ripoff, (word of mouth could also spread).. the "good" products can "stay alive".

but how about the un-cool stuff that no one could need. So many of those kinds too. How do they "keep it up", from a business standpoint.? lol.

[Amen.]

Originally Posted by Mr. J

Some interesting stuff right?



Why didn't you just put an old t shirt or something between the console?

Or did you just want a phone hammock?

cause I got money to spend and got tired of my phone fallin in between that shit an going under my seat while I'm driving, b.

[Mr. J]

interesting..

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Bags

They have sections at rite Aid an cvs with these....I won't order them off TV but sometimes I'll glance at the aisle....some of that shit is neat lol

yeah, they look good on paper

Then you try them, and 90% of the time you're like- well they didn't lie... but this thing is a piece of shit. the Perfect Push Up? my pops for one in a Yankee Swap, so I break it out for a test run

you do one push-up and can immediately tell that they're cockjuice

and tbh they might have a good product IDEA, but with low prices they simply don't have to improve it whatsoever

you say "satisfaction guaranteed" and prove it can do the absolute bare minimum to scrape by, and bank on nobody being smart enough/ caring enough about $17.99 enough to send it back for a refund

[Split Eight]

Originally Posted by Dre

dropped my cell phone in the catcher basin thing this morning.

Saved me from running some old faggot over and swerving 8 lanes.

golden purchase

get one.

If this, word for word, was the customer testimonial I would buy on the spot

[Amen.]

Consider it my costumer testimonial bro lol.