lmao I legit think I may have worms this week, bros :(

sral · 06-26-2015, 02:53 AM

so it started a week or so ago maybe when I'm taking a shit at work

I wipe my ass and checked the paper before I threw it away, right?

anyway as I'm looking down at the toilet tissue and this shitty mound of ass waste it's covered in, I see something strat wriggling around out the top of it like WTF?

so I pulled it out with my hand, forefinger and thumb

shit looked like a small white/transparent little thread maybe a centimetre long?

maybe smaller, it's hard to exact a fucking reading when you're pulling a goddamn WORM OUT OF YOUR OWN FUCKING ASS knamsayin?

anyway I rooted this little bastard out

had been eating like crazy prior to that, too

after pulling this parasitic motherfucker from the paper I noticed I felt a lot of gas as well yo, farting and belching and shit?

anyway on the plus side I feel like all the gas in my stomach is gone now, body feels a lot lighter, stomach looks flatter, I've less gas emissions and my bowel movements have been regular again

anyone else ever have worms and is my condition normal? I never had this before, or at least not noticed previously

That shit nasty though felt like something that only happen in the third world hahaha

El Muffin · 06-26-2015, 03:08 AM

U need to get checked out or at least give walk in clinic a stool sample or soooomething

If it was only a centimeter long..it prolly means it was a youngyin and the big kahuna is still in you

Depending on the type of worm

I need to see a pic of ur gaping asshole to make a more precise prognosis fgt

But do go get checked our lars I implore u

Because if you wait too long. The next time its going to be like Gummi worm gif. But no Gummi worms

8===D~~~~(}: · 06-26-2015, 03:48 AM

Muff is right

Tapeworms, you've got em

Ghost1 · 06-26-2015, 06:22 AM

Fuckin gag

I had that amoeba parasite from Mexico lol

No worms tho

Had to take a one dose script

Mebendazol I think?

Go to the Dr's Lars lol.

Amen. · 06-26-2015, 06:51 AM

lol damn.

yo... read some where that some dude took a shit, had a worm fall out of his asshole... So he cut it, because it was still connected to his asshole and the piece of shit that was swimming in the toilet bowl.. Thought he got rid of it, went to the hospital a day later and discovered a tape worm, in which they said was about 4 miles long inside of his intestines. Not to mention, he CUT a huge portion of it, because it was hanging out of his asshole connected to a piece of his stool.

go to the doctor.

they will give him medicine.

worms can eat you inside out, bro.

don't fuck around.

El Muffin · 06-26-2015, 06:55 AM

4 mile long tapeworm ..dead

He already cut two miles off when he was on the toilet

So it was 6 miles

This Nigga retarded

Amen. · 06-26-2015, 07:02 AM

that shit is nasty, I couldn't imagine tbr.

El Muffin · 06-26-2015, 07:14 AM

The max length of a tapeworm is 50ft

Even that's crazy but still. I thought they coukd only get to like 10 ft unless ur talkin multiple worms n shit. I think they come out linked or so compact that they look like one worm

Amen. · 06-26-2015, 07:22 AM

IDK bro, article said; "Individual that was seen by a specialist, ended up having a surgical procedure done. And after the parasite was removed, they measured the length and kept it, to perform studies... It was equivalent to 4 miles in length."

El Muffin · 06-26-2015, 07:31 AM

Lol

There would be pics of such a specimen

That's unfathomable

Gotta be bs. I'm js

Clutbuck · 06-26-2015, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dre

IDK bro, article said; "Individual that was seen by a specialist, ended up having a surgical procedure done. And after the parasite was removed, they measured the length and kept it, to perform studies... It was equivalent to 4 miles in length."

lmao DATSHITCRAY

holy fucking mother of god

tapeworm the size of Naq up inside my ass crack

roflzzzz

Amen. · 06-26-2015, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

Lol

There would be pics of such a specimen

That's unfathomable

Gotta be bs. I'm js

Im sure there are pictures. Google Man with 4 mile tape worm in NYC. I'm sure it'll come up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clutbuck

lmao DATSHITCRAY

holy fucking mother of god

tapeworm the size of Naq up inside my ass crack

roflzzzz

lol... nigga...

go see a doctor yo

El Muffin · 06-26-2015, 07:40 AM

Fkn tapeworm posting for lars n shit.

I come in peace

Leave my asshole alone plz. Dre tho? He welcomes ur presence

sral · 06-26-2015, 07:43 AM

lmao yo i just been googling (obv best thing to do on the interwebz ever when youre worried about your health and wellbeing obv)

apparently these little fuckers lay a ton of eggs wtf?

like i just found ONE of them, there could be hundreds in my intestinal tract apparently?

fuck this shit

Amen. · 06-26-2015, 07:44 AM

yea man...

they spread like roaches playa...

you just never have 1 parasite, bro...

Amen. · 06-26-2015, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

Fkn tapeworm posting for lars n shit.

I come in peace

Leave my asshole alone plz. Dre tho? He welcomes ur presence

my nigga

someone who eats their own semen REALLY shouldn't speak on anyone else sexuality.

just sayin'

Chill Phil · 06-26-2015, 07:50 AM

They sell human de-wormers over the counter at whatever version of CVS you Brits have. Might be pin worms.

El Muffin · 06-26-2015, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dre

my nigga

someone who eats their own semen REALLY shouldn't speak on anyone else sexuality.

just sayin'

Man that shit happened when I was 14

N I didn't eat it. I tasted it lmfaooooo!

So the fuck what. Bitch I got a bald head!

Nigga this is old news. There's been 20 punchlines made about it already.

Why u keep bringing it up more than anyone

Kinda odd. I think u gay freal. It would mk sense tbh

sral · 06-26-2015, 08:44 AM

lmao what the hell did i miss here, muff confessing to cum guzzling?

link plz bruhs

El Muffin · 06-26-2015, 08:46 AM

I pretty much said much more itt about it than the initial post I made

Lol lars ur desperation is cringeworthy

First ur expose thread that Noone gave a fuck about lol

Now this

Decade grudge from RBL. That's why I exposed ur daddy's fb muff! Lol Noone cares

Nasty ass worm infested felt hat wearing fgt

06-26-2015, 02:53 AM	#1
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	lmao I legit think I may have worms this week, bros :( so it started a week or so ago maybe when I'm taking a shit at work I wipe my ass and checked the paper before I threw it away, right? anyway as I'm looking down at the toilet tissue and this shitty mound of ass waste it's covered in, I see something strat wriggling around out the top of it like WTF? so I pulled it out with my hand, forefinger and thumb shit looked like a small white/transparent little thread maybe a centimetre long? maybe smaller, it's hard to exact a fucking reading when you're pulling a goddamn WORM OUT OF YOUR OWN FUCKING ASS knamsayin? anyway I rooted this little bastard out had been eating like crazy prior to that, too after pulling this parasitic motherfucker from the paper I noticed I felt a lot of gas as well yo, farting and belching and shit? anyway on the plus side I feel like all the gas in my stomach is gone now, body feels a lot lighter, stomach looks flatter, I've less gas emissions and my bowel movements have been regular again anyone else ever have worms and is my condition normal? I never had this before, or at least not noticed previously That shit nasty though felt like something that only happen in the third world hahaha __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

06-26-2015, 03:08 AM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	U need to get checked out or at least give walk in clinic a stool sample or soooomething If it was only a centimeter long..it prolly means it was a youngyin and the big kahuna is still in you Depending on the type of worm I need to see a pic of ur gaping asshole to make a more precise prognosis fgt But do go get checked our lars I implore u Because if you wait too long. The next time its going to be like Gummi worm gif. But no Gummi worms __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-26-2015 at 05:38 AM.

06-26-2015, 06:55 AM	#6
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	4 mile long tapeworm ..dead He already cut two miles off when he was on the toilet So it was 6 miles This Nigga retarded __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-26-2015 at 06:58 AM.

06-26-2015, 07:14 AM	#8
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	The max length of a tapeworm is 50ft Even that's crazy but still. I thought they coukd only get to like 10 ft unless ur talkin multiple worms n shit. I think they come out linked or so compact that they look like one worm __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-26-2015, 07:31 AM	#10
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol There would be pics of such a specimen That's unfathomable Gotta be bs. I'm js __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-26-2015, 03:48 AM	#3
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06-26-2015, 06:51 AM	#5
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	lol damn. yo... read some where that some dude took a shit, had a worm fall out of his asshole... So he cut it, because it was still connected to his asshole and the piece of shit that was swimming in the toilet bowl.. Thought he got rid of it, went to the hospital a day later and discovered a tape worm, in which they said was about 4 miles long inside of his intestines. Not to mention, he CUT a huge portion of it, because it was hanging out of his asshole connected to a piece of his stool. go to the doctor. they will give him medicine. worms can eat you inside out, bro. don't fuck around.

06-26-2015, 07:02 AM	#7
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	that shit is nasty, I couldn't imagine tbr.

06-26-2015, 07:22 AM	#9
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	IDK bro, article said; "Individual that was seen by a specialist, ended up having a surgical procedure done. And after the parasite was removed, they measured the length and kept it, to perform studies... It was equivalent to 4 miles in length."

06-26-2015, 07:40 AM	#13
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Fkn tapeworm posting for lars n shit. I come in peace Leave my asshole alone plz. Dre tho? He welcomes ur presence __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-26-2015, 07:43 AM	#14
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	lmao yo i just been googling (obv best thing to do on the interwebz ever when youre worried about your health and wellbeing obv) apparently these little fuckers lay a ton of eggs wtf? like i just found ONE of them, there could be hundreds in my intestinal tract apparently? fuck this shit __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

06-26-2015, 07:44 AM	#15
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	yea man... they spread like roaches playa... you just never have 1 parasite, bro...

06-26-2015, 07:50 AM	#17
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	They sell human de-wormers over the counter at whatever version of CVS you Brits have. Might be pin worms. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

06-26-2015, 08:44 AM	#19
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	lmao what the hell did i miss here, muff confessing to cum guzzling? link plz bruhs __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

06-26-2015, 08:46 AM	#20
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	I pretty much said much more itt about it than the initial post I made Lol lars ur desperation is cringeworthy First ur expose thread that Noone gave a fuck about lol Now this Decade grudge from RBL. That's why I exposed ur daddy's fb muff! Lol Noone cares Nasty ass worm infested felt hat wearing fgt __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople