Unfukwitable 3-2 vs Hush (ROAST BATTLE) - HUSH WINS

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Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, June 18th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@Unfukwitable @Hush

[Sharp]

Here ya go




And Unfukwitable sent 14

[Hush]

tubbys cracking those springs cuz thats 400 lbs of force legit
ironic u wearing flip flops but that dino cant go back and forth for shit
fat nigga, u like a chocolate milkshake dracula
you aint a g
when u let jesus take the wheel its sleep apnea
this nigga never played genesis in his life but he love sonic
fuck riding a dinosaur he heard the word "dine" and jumped on it
u can die so easy, not by a bullet.. anything deepfried or cheesy
u aint a fighter..you John Parmigan Cena wrestling with diabetes
u aint never hold the chrome, u have sleepovers at ur homies home
EL OH fucking EL at gene shorts.. this nigga DEF missing a few chromosones
boy, when u got no shoulders or neck it effect the respect ima show u
ur punches like ur head and torso.. they dont connect like the posed to
bet u was bullied all threw high school, u used to terror
you look like every fat kid from every fucking horror movie ever

[Hush]

@Sharp

[Unfukwitable]

Hush finally put his comb down to help me diss his fat cousin Stanley,
& based on the soda in his weak-ass hands; Havin tight dews must run in the family.
Is Seth Rogen's neck swollen? this nigga w/ no neck is crazy? how;
He's cut-throat? Him being all head & shoulders lets me know that he's flaking out.
Them man boobs is so strange, Girls like some fat dudes but he's so lame;
& with all them Jugs on his body, I'm surprised there's no Gallon close range.
Hush mistaken dude for his boo, w.e he's drinking must be toxic;
I also mistaken'em for a Buu, But it was the chubby Majin.
Stop talking about how he can eat this or that.. No one cares clown;
Theres a shit load of Pig tales, That excludes bangin chicks with that hairstyle.
A face full of rolls.. eating every whole, they cant match this guy with me;
when his life consist of enough chins & chows to rival Chinese Dynasty's.
Look at them shorts! theres no belt wide enough for any man to bring,
The only waste solution; Involves 5 folks wearing captain planet rings.

[El Muffin]

Lmaaao

Hush
opener concept was iffy but I lold at the end of the line. Effective
sleep apnea kinda strange too but it's ok.
dine slaughtered me
iono why u chose john Cena but lol. This was humorous. kinda cool
gene shorts WAS DOPE AS FUCK NIGGA
connect lmao
closer nah. But I see u


unfuk

Tight Dews. Kinda disjointed. Tight dew. Referencing mountain dew eh
flaking out lmao
gallon wp is played but tie ins were cool . I like
buu. Ain't no way no niggA think that's there boo. Concept is forced. But he does look like buum.it's the first entendre that's off
pig tales ok
chins n cows is played as fuck tho
waste solution was creative but kinda silly


Hmm interesting. Hush came pretty consistent

Unfuk had peaks n valleys

V/hush on consistency

[Destroyer]

flip flops. sleep apnea, dine (lmfao), gene shorts

vs

gallon was decent
closer was ok

this battle was pretty one-sided but hush is hard to beat at this kind of battle if he shows up for it

v/hush

[ill nik-A]

This was cool

Hush, the flip flop was dope, dine shit was funny jean shorts was cool

Unfuk, flaking out was cool, pig tales was aight, ender was aight

Hush had the harsher hits and wins

[Junto]

tubbys cracking those springs cuz thats 400 lbs of force legit
ironic u wearing flip flops but that dino cant go back and forth for shit
this nigga never played genesis in his life but he love sonic
fuck riding a dinosaur he heard the word "dine" and jumped on it
u aint never hold the chrome, u have sleepovers at ur homies home
EL OH fucking EL at gene shorts.. this nigga DEF missing a few chromosones

vs.


Is Seth Rogen's neck swollen? this nigga w/ no neck is crazy? how;
He's cut-throat? Him being all head & shoulders lets me know that he's flaking out.
Them man boobs is so strange, Girls like some fat dudes but he's so lame;
& with all them Jugs on his body, I'm surprised there's no Gallon close range.

I fuck wit the roast style battle here... Un approached it a little weird though in parts
The opener & boo playin off Hush wasn't really feelin that. Flaking out & Gallon were solid.
Chinese dynasty was played. Some cool ones otherwise, but nothin that hit real hard
Hush had a couple hilarious bars - flip flops & gene shorts hahaha dine was nice too
Closer missed & comparin his 'punches' was another weird approach to me...
Overall nice verse though, I got Vic takin this

V/ Hush

[sral]

Hush killed this shit, more clowning, way harder hits IMO

flip flop was nice, Dine was dope, gene shorts... solid verse

Un had the Gallon bar I liked, flaking out was okay but I wasn't as impressed with it as others in the thread seem to be.

Vote - Hush, overall harder verse imo

[iSpaz]

tubbys cracking those springs cuz thats 400 lbs of force legit
ironic u wearing flip flops but that dino cant go back and forth for shit
// dead lol
fat nigga, u like a chocolate milkshake dracula
you aint a g
when u let jesus take the wheel its sleep apnea
// eh
this nigga never played genesis in his life but he love sonic
fuck riding a dinosaur he heard the word "dine" and jumped on it
// cool
u can die so easy, not by a bullet.. anything deepfried or cheesy
u aint a fighter..you John Parmigan Cena wrestling with diabetes
// haha
u aint never hold the chrome, u have sleepovers at ur homies home
EL OH fucking EL at gene shorts.. this nigga DEF missing a few chromosones
// this hit
boy, when u got no shoulders or neck it effect the respect ima show u
ur punches like ur head and torso.. they dont connect like the posed to
// cool
bet u was bullied all threw high school, u used to terror
you look like every fat kid from every fucking horror movie ever
// nah



Hush finally put his comb down to help me diss his fat cousin Stanley,
& based on the soda in his weak-ass hands; Havin tight dews must run in the family.
// nah
Is Seth Rogen's neck swollen? this nigga w/ no neck is crazy? how;
He's cut-throat? Him being all head & shoulders lets me know that he's flaking out.
// i want to like this bar but idk
Them man boobs is so strange, Girls like some fat dudes but he's so lame;
& with all them Jugs on his body, I'm surprised there's no Gallon close range.
// aight i see u
Hush mistaken dude for his boo, w.e he's drinking must be toxic;
I also mistaken'em for a Buu, But it was the chubby Majin.
// eh
Stop talking about how he can eat this or that.. No one cares clown;
Theres a shit load of Pig tales, That excludes bangin chicks with that hairstyle.
// aight
A face full of rolls.. eating every whole, they cant match this guy with me;
when his life consist of enough chins & chows to rival Chinese Dynasty's.
// lol ok cool
Look at them shorts! theres no belt wide enough for any man to bring,
The only waste solution; Involves 5 folks wearing captain planet rings.
// not bad


v/hush
unfuk had a nice verse but hush went in on this one