Bags I Have A Crush On You

[veritas]

So I was thinking,

I don't want to hurt you anymore. It is only making you into a worse and worse person, and I see that you are becoming unable to separate your online persona from real life...your lines of demarcation are gone. This is not good.

I have decided that if you get fired, or even if you don't, you should start accepting my help. I am willing to be your life coach, free of charge. All I ask is that when your life improves, and it shall if you allow me to help you, that you pass on what you have learned to someone else who is in a bad way.

I now humbly ask "will you accept my help Bags>?"

sincerely,

-V-