STAR WARS TRAILER IS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Diode]

HAN

FUCKING

SOLO

[Destroyer]

so good
did you watch the stream of the Anaheim event?
that fucking bb8 robot actually works
blew my mind

[Hush]

Black Jedi tho
That's pretty sweet

[Ghost1]

Dope.

So ....storyline wise this will take place after the OG ones I'm assuming?

[Mutilate]

I could never really get into Star Wars. I wish I could lol I tried watching the original years ago and I fell asleep

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Originally Posted by Bagsworth Bentley

Dope.

So ....storyline wise this will take place after the OG ones I'm assuming?

yes.

[El Muffin]

I hope jj Abrams don't shit all over this.

Sure trailer has u optimisic..

But I'm skeptical

We'll see

[El Muffin]

WAIT!?

THEY GOT HARRISON FORD

I'M SOLD

SOLD

SOLDDD

OH WAT A MRKETING PLOY

[PancakeBrah]

It's not a marketing ploy. It's Han Solo. He's, I don't know, PART OF THE FUCKING STORYLINE. Oh yeah, welcome to 100 years ago when this was breaking news you cunt. NO BIG DEAL.

OH WOW JJ ABRAHAMS OH JEESSZ HE MIGHT FUKT THIS UP GUYS

*EDITS POST 25 TIMES*

OH WOW JJ ABRAHAM OH JEESUSZ MIGHT NOT BE GEWD HES NAME IS JJ SO IDK JJ WATT IS PRETTY GOOD AT FOOTBALL BUT WHAT OF HIS TASTE IN CINEMEA SEE WE DON'T KNOW HE MIGHT FU-......WIAT.......GUYS......IS THAT A ROBOT!? WOW NVM DIDN'T THINK THEY'D HAVE ROBOTS WOW JEEZY WHAT A STRATEGIC PLAN TO REALLY ROPE PEOPLE IN THOSE CLEVER BASTARDS. SEE I WAS JUST SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT HOW SHITTY JJ BAREA IS AND THEN OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY THERE'S A FUCKING ROBOT REALLY CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS NOW IM SOLD. 100% IN ON THIS NOW. I HAD MY DOUBTS BUT ONCE THEY TRICKED ME WITH THIS DON-DRAPER-ESQUE MARKETING CAMPAIGN OF SHOWING THINGS THAT ARE IN THE MOVIE THOSE FLEW OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW. BRB DRILLING FOR OIL MAYBE I COULD BE A DIRECTOR I KNOW A GUY NAMES JJ WE CALL HIM JJ HIS REAL NAME IS JJ IDK BUT HE'S NOT A ROBOT SO IDK IF HIS MOVIE IS GOOD YET GOOD GUY THOUGH

go fuck yourself

[Ghost1]

Lmfao. I hope muff chokes on his dinner tonite. Fat fagit.

Dan repped.

[PancakeBrah]

God damn it muff you retard DID YOU NOT SEE THE

HAN

FUCKING

SOLO

PART OF THE ORIGINAL POST? DID YOU JUST SEE THE TITLE THREAD AND AUTO-REPLY WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT ANYTHING? WITH YOUR SHITTY OPINION ON JJ ABRAMS? THEN YOU SCROLLED UP AND WATCHED IT. IGNORED THE

HAN

FUCKING

SOLO

PART AND DECIDED TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE THREAD BY SAYING "WOW GUYS DIDN'T KNOW HAN SOLO WAS IN THIS NOW IM IN"

Go fuck yourself.

[PancakeBrah]

I wanted a double post of hate :(

[El Muffin]

I was under the impression han solo would be replaced?

Hence the excitement

Jj shitted on star trek

'S why I'm hesitant

Novel was unnecessary tbh but have fun?

[El Muffin]

I'm sold because of something they obviously waited to show @ end of trailer?? Fuck u fgt

It was specifically placed there, idiot

As a cinema buff I'm sure u know this

Stop nitpicking my posts and go listen to some Sebastian and what he fuck ever

Calm down

Edit: ohhhh and my shiitty opinion of jj huh?

Like the nonsensical Lost series
or the fkn shit fest star trek expansions

Foh

alot of star wars fans are worried faggot

[PancakeBrah]

do you want to fight me?

[El Muffin]

There are moments where..yes..I do want to bash ur fuck in skull in cake.

This isn't one of those moments

[Ghost1]

DONT WORRY DAN U CAN HIT MUFF FIRST. HE WOULDN'T TRULY LIKE TO SEE LIKE HEY IF U 2 WERE NOT IN A SUBMURKLE AND U WERE WALKING TO WORDS EACH OTHER OR MAYBE LIKE SINCE MUFF CAN BE OUT SIDE IN LAND LIKE IF YOU WERE SWIMMING TOWARDS EACHOTHER ...LIKE CAUSUALLY...TO MEET UP....LIKE WAT WOULD IT BE LIKE.....U COULD HIT HIM FIRST. NEEDY ENCOURAGEMENT FOR NETCEES BEEF. JJ DILLON NOT ENUFF REASON FOR MUFF TO BEEF W THE HANDSHAKE OVER NET....WHICH HE CAN GET FROM ME GA SUBMURKLE THAT HE'S ON NOW SINCE NO1 ASKEW FOR PICS BUT WEN PICS ASKED FOR NOT ME GA SUBMURKLE ANYMORE....IF HE FIGHT U THO IT'S JUST TO SEE. ULL RECORD ICE HIM. HE WILL BE WEARING 6 XXL POLOS. LOOKIN LIKE UH OH HEADED TO BE THE RING BEAR AT HIS DIRT SISTERS WEDDING. WEARING POLOS LIKE HOW THEY SHAPE HIS BODY. BODY SHAPE LIKE BAG OF LUMPY SHIT. MUFF SWIMMING UP TO U CASUALLY. BUT MY G WAFFLE DAN DID U NOT SEE DOUBLE J IN THE ROBOT COSTUME!??! BLACK MURKLING. WANT GET ME PANCAKE! PANCAKE PUNCHES MUFF TO DEATH IN THE WATER. DAN IS SO STRONG THE READS TAKE OF THE WATER MAKES THE PUNCHES SLOW TO THE SPEED OF A SHARP NINE OR DR DOG PUNCH. THIS WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE.....IF HE DIDN'T LAND 93 OF THEM IN TO MUFFS TEMPLE. MUFF LITERALLY BECOMES MENTALLY HANDICAPPED BY THE 67TH PUNCH BUT DAN CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE CUZ MUFF IS STILL QUOTING HIS OLD EISENHOWER PUNCHLINE AND TALKING ABOUT JJ ABRAHAM LINKON. MUFF GET BACK ON SUBMURKLE. ... NO1 CAN TELL HE'S BEEN PUNCHED INTO CERBERAL PAULZY. THEY DOCK ON LAND. NOW MMUFFS PAULZY SHORE. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL PAULZY SHORE. U FAT RETARD FAGOT NIGROID.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Muff

There are moments where..yes..I do want to bash ur fuck in skull in cake.

This isn't one of those moments

Muff, your name backwards is fumm

Which is the sound your mom made when I flattened her pelvis to a state comparable only to your depth in personality

Or lack thereof

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Fig

Muff, your name backwards is fumm

Which is the sound your mom made when I flattened her pelvis to a state comparable only to your depth in personality

Or lack thereof

It's actually ffum

lol nonetheless tho.

How are you fig?

[YDK]

Looks dope, a few decent movies are planned in the next year or two