booth

[uh-oh]

what did you consume today?

i woke up and had a giant cup of coffee, with sugar and milk from a mistreated cow.

i've drank a cup of green generic "lemon lime" juice drink.

i just ate an entire plate full of pizza rolls. i joke and say stuff like 47, but in reality its probably like 28. as many pizza rolls as i can fit onto a plate and microwave.

the pizza rolls are pepperoni. so the pepperoni that is in them is probably from mistreated pigs that are smarter than lassie and old yeller. allegedly. they were probably kept in a factory farm where they shit through grates and stand in one place.

the cheese probably isnt real but if it is im guessing it came from a cow that wasn't living the good life.

the tomato sauce involved im sure was derived from tomatoes from a monsanto farmer.

it was a delicious terrible snack/lunch. i skipped breakfast because i forgot to pull out sausage or bacon.

otherwise i wouldve had 2/3 of a pound of bacon and 2 free range eggs.

eggs are the only thing i will give it up for. they are the only animal matter that tastes better living a healthy life.