I have married a fox irl

Witty · 02-23-2015, 02:51 PM

Give me props plz.

TayTay · 02-23-2015, 03:16 PM

Repped, congratulations. You're a lucky man

Witty · 02-23-2015, 03:19 PM

Thank you :)

It was a beautiful day.

Ghost1 · 02-23-2015, 04:16 PM

The fox has a dick. Its a real fox an it fucks u in the forrest. Lol.u guys got married by a snake w a preacher collar and ur best man was a squirrell. Lol ole jungle book wedding license lookin fuck boy. Some times u make dinner and the fox punches u in the m9uth cuz its too spicy. U know u can leave at anytime.....but ur afraid of change. U were in a 3 legged race at the forrest picnic amd u almost w9n but then u tripped. Instead of laugh8ng the fox fly off the handle. Dredging up heated arguments from the past about how ur parents go to the bathroom in doors and ab9ut the weight u put on after the holidays. Ud be more likely to attend ur spin classes more regularly if the fox would support u 9nce in a while or comment on ur figure ...even if u havent lost any weight. One time the fox won 3 tickets to the forrest baseball game. Every1 was excited. He told u and ur little faggot of a mutant fox son that all 3 of u would go to the game together. The nite before the game the fox hit the beam pretty hard. U knew how he gets when hes had a few......but u just kept on. The fox flew off the hinges. Little fagot fox jr in ears reach...HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FEEL TAKING U AND THAT HALFBREED OUT INTO PUBLIC!?!? Slams his rocks glass into the sink. You end up taking ur fagot son to the game alone. All the other forrest families are at the game. They glare and whisper to eachother. None of the other children will play w ur halfbreed son. They hate him. He looks peter from jumanji when he cheats an turns into the wolf man dog creature.....an a bit mid transformation from thriller like....and also the stations from bill and teds bogus journey. On the way home from the game u shed a small tear. But ur strong. U dont weap. U just push ur chin up and drive off. When u get home its quiet. The fox is in a drunken slumber. After a few hours ur getting ready for bed when a brick comes flying thru the window then a molotov pinecone comes spiraling in after. GET OUT OF OUR FORREST HUMAN!! TAKE UR HALFBREED SON WITH U!!! they screamed. The fox is woken by this. He grabs his shotgun....pulls his suspenders over his shoulders then runs out the front door firing... LEAVE MY FAMILY BE!!! The forrest clan drives off. You go to hug the fox an tell him how much u love him and how proud u are of him for sticking up for you and your son but he just pushes u away. Get away from me he says. U shouldnt be here. So u pack up the station wagon and head to ur mothers house. You already know what she will say. She never approved of u marrying the fox. HES AN ANIMAL she cried! What did she know tho? U were in love. One day ud make her understand. One day.

PancakeBrah · 02-23-2015, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

The fox has a dick. Its a real fox an it fucks u in the forrest. Lol.u guys got married by a snake w a preacher collar and ur best man was a squirrell. Lol ole jungle book wedding license lookin fuck boy. Some times u make dinner and the fox punches u in the m9uth cuz its too spicy. U know u can leave at anytime.....but ur afraid of change. U were in a 3 legged race at the forrest picnic amd u almost w9n but then u tripped. Instead of laugh8ng the fox fly off the handle. Dredging up heated arguments from the past about how ur parents go to the bathroom in doors and ab9ut the weight u put on after the holidays. Ud be more likely to attend ur spin classes more regularly if the fox would support u 9nce in a while or comment on ur figure ...even if u havent lost any weight. One time the fox won 3 tickets to the forrest baseball game. Every1 was excited. He told u and ur little faggot of a mutant fox son that all 3 of u would go to the game together. The nite before the game the fox hit the beam pretty hard. U knew how he gets when hes had a few......but u just kept on. The fox flew off the hinges. Little fagot fox jr in ears reach...HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FEEL TAKING U AND THAT HALFBREED OUT INTO PUBLIC!?!? Slams his rocks glass into the sink. You end up taking ur fagot son to the game alone. All the other forrest families are at the game. They glare and whisper to eachother. None of the other children will play w ur halfbreed son. They hate him. He looks peter from jumanji when he cheats an turns into the wolf man dog creature.....an a bit mid transformation from thriller like....and also the stations from bill and teds bogus journey. On the way home from the game u shed a small tear. But ur strong. U dont weap. U just push ur chin up and drive off. When u get home its quiet. The fox is in a drunken slumber. After a few hours ur getting ready for bed when a brick comes flying thru the window then a molotov pinecone comes spiraling in after. GET OUT OF OUR FORREST HUMAN!! TAKE UR HALFBREED SON WITH U!!! they screamed. The fox is woken by this. He grabs his shotgun....pulls his suspenders over his shoulders then runs out the front door firing... LEAVE MY FAMILY BE!!! The forrest clan drives off. You go to hug the fox an tell him how much u love him and how proud u are of him for sticking up for you and your son but he just pushes u away. Get away from me he says. U shouldnt be here. So u pack up the station wagon and head to ur mothers house. You already know what she will say. She never approved of u marrying the fox. HES AN ANIMAL she cried! What did she know tho? U were in love. One day ud make her understand. One day.

This....is majestic.

To the archives. This must be preserved for future generations.

Witty must come back 2x as strong.

Witty · 02-24-2015, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

The fox has a dick. Its a real fox an it fucks u in the forrest. Lol.u guys got married by a snake w a preacher collar and ur best man was a squirrell. Lol ole jungle book wedding license lookin fuck boy. Some times u make dinner and the fox punches u in the m9uth cuz its too spicy. U know u can leave at anytime.....but ur afraid of change. U were in a 3 legged race at the forrest picnic amd u almost w9n but then u tripped. Instead of laugh8ng the fox fly off the handle. Dredging up heated arguments from the past about how ur parents go to the bathroom in doors and ab9ut the weight u put on after the holidays. Ud be more likely to attend ur spin classes more regularly if the fox would support u 9nce in a while or comment on ur figure ...even if u havent lost any weight. One time the fox won 3 tickets to the forrest baseball game. Every1 was excited. He told u and ur little faggot of a mutant fox son that all 3 of u would go to the game together. The nite before the game the fox hit the beam pretty hard. U knew how he gets when hes had a few......but u just kept on. The fox flew off the hinges. Little fagot fox jr in ears reach...HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FEEL TAKING U AND THAT HALFBREED OUT INTO PUBLIC!?!? Slams his rocks glass into the sink. You end up taking ur fagot son to the game alone. All the other forrest families are at the game. They glare and whisper to eachother. None of the other children will play w ur halfbreed son. They hate him. He looks peter from jumanji when he cheats an turns into the wolf man dog creature.....an a bit mid transformation from thriller like....and also the stations from bill and teds bogus journey. On the way home from the game u shed a small tear. But ur strong. U dont weap. U just push ur chin up and drive off. When u get home its quiet. The fox is in a drunken slumber. After a few hours ur getting ready for bed when a brick comes flying thru the window then a molotov pinecone comes spiraling in after. GET OUT OF OUR FORREST HUMAN!! TAKE UR HALFBREED SON WITH U!!! they screamed. The fox is woken by this. He grabs his shotgun....pulls his suspenders over his shoulders then runs out the front door firing... LEAVE MY FAMILY BE!!! The forrest clan drives off. You go to hug the fox an tell him how much u love him and how proud u are of him for sticking up for you and your son but he just pushes u away. Get away from me he says. U shouldnt be here. So u pack up the station wagon and head to ur mothers house. You already know what she will say. She never approved of u marrying the fox. HES AN ANIMAL she cried! What did she know tho? U were in love. One day ud make her understand. One day.

LMAOOOOO

Get all of this rep.

I'm going to take V's advice and concede defeat on this one. I am tired and my mind jittery from drug withdrawal, I can not compete.

Until next time, faggot.

~RustyGunZ~ · 02-24-2015, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

The fox has a dick. Its a real fox an it fucks u in the forrest. Lol.u guys got married by a snake w a preacher collar and ur best man was a squirrell. Lol ole jungle book wedding license lookin fuck boy. Some times u make dinner and the fox punches u in the m9uth cuz its too spicy. U know u can leave at anytime.....but ur afraid of change. U were in a 3 legged race at the forrest picnic amd u almost w9n but then u tripped. Instead of laugh8ng the fox fly off the handle. Dredging up heated arguments from the past about how ur parents go to the bathroom in doors and ab9ut the weight u put on after the holidays. Ud be more likely to attend ur spin classes more regularly if the fox would support u 9nce in a while or comment on ur figure ...even if u havent lost any weight. One time the fox won 3 tickets to the forrest baseball game. Every1 was excited. He told u and ur little faggot of a mutant fox son that all 3 of u would go to the game together. The nite before the game the fox hit the beam pretty hard. U knew how he gets when hes had a few......but u just kept on. The fox flew off the hinges. Little fagot fox jr in ears reach...HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FEEL TAKING U AND THAT HALFBREED OUT INTO PUBLIC!?!? Slams his rocks glass into the sink. You end up taking ur fagot son to the game alone. All the other forrest families are at the game. They glare and whisper to eachother. None of the other children will play w ur halfbreed son. They hate him. He looks peter from jumanji when he cheats an turns into the wolf man dog creature.....an a bit mid transformation from thriller like....and also the stations from bill and teds bogus journey. On the way home from the game u shed a small tear. But ur strong. U dont weap. U just push ur chin up and drive off. When u get home its quiet. The fox is in a drunken slumber. After a few hours ur getting ready for bed when a brick comes flying thru the window then a molotov pinecone comes spiraling in after. GET OUT OF OUR FORREST HUMAN!! TAKE UR HALFBREED SON WITH U!!! they screamed. The fox is woken by this. He grabs his shotgun....pulls his suspenders over his shoulders then runs out the front door firing... LEAVE MY FAMILY BE!!! The forrest clan drives off. You go to hug the fox an tell him how much u love him and how proud u are of him for sticking up for you and your son but he just pushes u away. Get away from me he says. U shouldnt be here. So u pack up the station wagon and head to ur mothers house. You already know what she will say. She never approved of u marrying the fox. HES AN ANIMAL she cried! What did she know tho? U were in love. One day ud make her understand. One day.

Allen Knight · 02-23-2015, 04:29 PM

Lmaoooooo

Certain · 02-23-2015, 06:15 PM

OK, I'm glad Netcees is back.

veritas · 02-23-2015, 07:10 PM

There is no retort for that witty. Just move on.

veritas · 02-23-2015, 07:16 PM

But I do want to say: Anthony your childhood projection leaked out at times. Glad to see you can make jokes about it now.

Fart · 02-24-2015, 02:14 PM

cool

Badweather · 02-24-2015, 02:47 PM

the molotov pine cone spiraling in made me lol

Wise Wiggles · 02-24-2015, 05:04 PM

Good form, Ant.

sral · 02-24-2015, 05:08 PM

grats faggot

I ain't reading no post that long though, even if it is Bags next to it

roflzzz

Witty · 02-24-2015, 06:09 PM

I personally enjoyed the imagery of a squirrel being my best man.

Certain · 02-24-2015, 06:13 PM

@Witty, this is important: http://imgur.com/a/gYppW

Witty · 02-24-2015, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

@Witty, this is important: http://imgur.com/a/gYppW

This is amazing. They will be blessed in the next life.

Really though, those pics are awesome...the foxes look happy and it makes my heart smile.

Certain · 02-24-2015, 06:22 PM

I thought of you when I saw it (being that you're the only fox fetishist I know).

Witty · 02-24-2015, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

I thought of you when I saw it (being that you're the only fox fetishist I know).

It is not a fetish, it is a destiny.

btw if you haven't seen Blackadder, I recommend you do so at your earliest convenience, it is many lols.

02-23-2015, 02:51 PM	#1
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02-23-2015, 03:19 PM	#3
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02-23-2015, 06:15 PM	#9
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02-23-2015, 03:16 PM	#2
TayTay Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 31 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	Repped, congratulations. You're a lucky man

02-23-2015, 04:16 PM	#4
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	The fox has a dick. Its a real fox an it fucks u in the forrest. Lol.u guys got married by a snake w a preacher collar and ur best man was a squirrell. Lol ole jungle book wedding license lookin fuck boy. Some times u make dinner and the fox punches u in the m9uth cuz its too spicy. U know u can leave at anytime.....but ur afraid of change. U were in a 3 legged race at the forrest picnic amd u almost w9n but then u tripped. Instead of laugh8ng the fox fly off the handle. Dredging up heated arguments from the past about how ur parents go to the bathroom in doors and ab9ut the weight u put on after the holidays. Ud be more likely to attend ur spin classes more regularly if the fox would support u 9nce in a while or comment on ur figure ...even if u havent lost any weight. One time the fox won 3 tickets to the forrest baseball game. Every1 was excited. He told u and ur little faggot of a mutant fox son that all 3 of u would go to the game together. The nite before the game the fox hit the beam pretty hard. U knew how he gets when hes had a few......but u just kept on. The fox flew off the hinges. Little fagot fox jr in ears reach...HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FEEL TAKING U AND THAT HALFBREED OUT INTO PUBLIC!?!? Slams his rocks glass into the sink. You end up taking ur fagot son to the game alone. All the other forrest families are at the game. They glare and whisper to eachother. None of the other children will play w ur halfbreed son. They hate him. He looks peter from jumanji when he cheats an turns into the wolf man dog creature.....an a bit mid transformation from thriller like....and also the stations from bill and teds bogus journey. On the way home from the game u shed a small tear. But ur strong. U dont weap. U just push ur chin up and drive off. When u get home its quiet. The fox is in a drunken slumber. After a few hours ur getting ready for bed when a brick comes flying thru the window then a molotov pinecone comes spiraling in after. GET OUT OF OUR FORREST HUMAN!! TAKE UR HALFBREED SON WITH U!!! they screamed. The fox is woken by this. He grabs his shotgun....pulls his suspenders over his shoulders then runs out the front door firing... LEAVE MY FAMILY BE!!! The forrest clan drives off. You go to hug the fox an tell him how much u love him and how proud u are of him for sticking up for you and your son but he just pushes u away. Get away from me he says. U shouldnt be here. So u pack up the station wagon and head to ur mothers house. You already know what she will say. She never approved of u marrying the fox. HES AN ANIMAL she cried! What did she know tho? U were in love. One day ud make her understand. One day.

02-23-2015, 07:10 PM	#10
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	There is no retort for that witty. Just move on.

02-23-2015, 07:16 PM	#11
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	But I do want to say: Anthony your childhood projection leaked out at times. Glad to see you can make jokes about it now.

02-24-2015, 02:47 PM	#13
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02-24-2015, 05:04 PM	#14
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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	@Witty, this is important: http://imgur.com/a/gYppW __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-24-2015, 06:22 PM	#19
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I thought of you when I saw it (being that you're the only fox fetishist I know). __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.