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Arm the Homeless
Join Date: Jan 2013
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I GO HARD JUST TYPING FAST.
DRIVING BACK FROM ROSA PARKS. GOT A FIREARM BLASTING GLOWING ORANGE. MY CHIROPRACTOR SNAPPED YA. BROKE YOUR ARM. IM A WISEFUL ACTOR. A SHOWMAN OF SORts. LIKE JOHN WAYNE. I RODE IN ON A HORSE. NAWMEAN? YOU KNOW ME FOR SURE IM A NAZI. YOU ALL SURE ARE DORKS. LOL FUCK YOUR FACE IM BETTER THAN YOU. YOU EAT BUTT ALL DAY THAT'S SO GAY OF YOU DUDE. WHILE MY NUTS ALL IN THIS LADY'S POON. I THINK HER NAMES SADIE JUNE. I FUCKED HER IN MY BASEMENT ALL DAY TILL SHE CAME A LOOSE. MADE HER WATCH PURPLE RAIN TILL SHE BECAME ANEW. WOKE UP IN A DAZE OF THIS CRAZY HUE. SAW SPRINKLERS SPRAYING THAT LAZY JUICE. HA. I DRUNK THAT SHIT BUTT NAKED AT NOON. THAT ACID TOOK IT. THAT ASS IS GORGEOUS. I GAVE HER BACK STAGE PASSES FOR AFTER MY PERFORMANCE. SEE YA BASTARDS. IM OUT THE DOOR. *zip* Last edited by Zen; 10-12-2014 at 10:12 PM. |
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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Why?
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Arm the Homeless
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lol
Last edited by Zen; 10-12-2014 at 12:24 AM. Reason: sorry fig:):)!! |
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i'm gonna be honest i didn't read the entire thing but this part really jumped out at me.
"THAT ACID TOOK IT. THAT ASS IS GORGEOUS. I GAVE HER BACKSTAGE PASSES FOR AFTER MY PERFORMANCE." LMAO!! Too good. don't get me wrong i almost always read in their entirety. Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 10-12-2014 at 12:46 AM. |
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Yeah Im kinda like that
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I love this so much I cant even explain
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Raw
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Why you so trash bro.
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Arm the Homeless
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SAYS THE GUY WHO LOST TO MUZZLE
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Get off those drugs man.
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coincidentally it says a lot, lol @ lost to muzzle, split cant do a push up |
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