Adverse vs UserName (Pics) - USER WINS

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Adverse

Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries
Haha, good. Set up line was cool too.
I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell
That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself
Seen the "one size fits all"/fat joke idea before but "the hat said"/second guessing itself is fresh and kinda humorous
Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm”
Belong on a PSA sayin:
“The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms”
Lmaooo
And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya
If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas
Lololol OK.
This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped
And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props”
Creative idea. It's OKish but would work better if your opponent was a fat woman rather than a man
@UserName

Originally Posted by UserName

You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature
Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features
Lol OK
Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass
A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags
Cool. I like the set up slightly more than the second line
Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken?
That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents
Pretty good
You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks
Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit
Hahaha nice
Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs
That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs
Hahaha good.

This battle was super dope, great job guys. No real misses on either side. I've got Adverse taking this from a higher highs perspective, - thought he was a little funnier here.. which says a lot bc humour is one of User's main strengths. Honestly this verse elevates Adverse in my eyes from just a topical guy being here to participate to an actual serious contender in this league. Also I really wanted a line about the frog from User. Damn bro.


v/ Adverse