Adverse vs UserName (Pics) - USER WINS

[Adverse]

Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries
I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell
That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself
Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm”
Belong on a PSA sayin:
“The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms”
And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya
If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas
This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped
And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props”
@UserName