07-04-2022, 08:42 PM | #1 |
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Adverse vs UserName (Pics) - USER WINS
Netcees SOL Season II Week 2 Due Thursday, July7th at Midnight PST Minimum - 8 lines Max - 12 lines 24hr ext given on request NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You MUST check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls Check in With Pic ASAP @Adverse @UserName |
07-04-2022, 10:21 PM | #2 |
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07-04-2022, 11:42 PM | #3 |
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Sup dude, I’ll be back Thursday. If I can drop earlier I’ll dm you. 10 works for me.
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07-07-2022, 10:18 AM | #4 |
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Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm” Belong on a PSA sayin: “The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms” And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props” @UserName Last edited by Sharp; 07-07-2022 at 11:57 AM. Reason: @ing user |
07-07-2022, 02:18 PM | #5 |
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You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken? That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs
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07-07-2022, 10:27 PM | #6 |
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Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries Lmao...good opener I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself Lol another funny line Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm” Belong on a PSA sayin: “The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms” Ehhh And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas Lmao This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props No User You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features Lmaooo Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags Lmaooo Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken? That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents Lmao sheesh You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit Hilarious Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs Didn't like Great battle guys...I enjoyed both verses....funny shit on both ends....but I felt user hit a Lil harder Vote username |
07-09-2022, 11:51 AM | #7 |
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If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas
This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped opener was decent too. vs You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs That medium bar was lotb fasho lol. Good battle. Vote - username |
07-09-2022, 03:25 PM | #8 |
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Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries lol damn I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself lol at a hat 2nd guess itself Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm” Belong on a PSA sayin: “The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms” this is creative, not a hit or miss though but I respect it And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas hahahaha This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props” this was a miss Username: You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features aiiight Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags this was cool Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken? That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents cool You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit LOL good Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs lol you'd know this fa sho.. Good battle. I enjoyed Adverse bars a little more. Neither had any hard misses. User could've used way more of the pic including the frog. MVGT Adverse.
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This battle was super dope, great job guys. No real misses on either side. I've got Adverse taking this from a higher highs perspective, - thought he was a little funnier here.. which says a lot bc humour is one of User's main strengths. Honestly this verse elevates Adverse in my eyes from just a topical guy being here to participate to an actual serious contender in this league. Also I really wanted a line about the frog from User. Damn bro. v/ Adverse
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07-10-2022, 04:51 PM | #10 |
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Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries this isn't bad, but I think of a good punchline as being formulated like a joke (which is why we usually lean on wordplay) and there's nothing surprising/unexpected here I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself this is a good demo of the punchline thing in the last bar's feed. Good funny bar imo Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm” Belong on a PSA sayin: “The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms” lol. Funny but light. 'becoming complacent' isn't the 'meanest' way to say something, but esp in a pic battle I like seeing a bar that's just goofy and funny like this And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas I straight up don't get this. I'll look into it and come back because I see it getting props I was just looking for something that wasn't there. I blame blue Bayou for making me forget that hyperbole (or anything that isn't wordplay) exists. This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props” my guy if you think a male cow makes milk... This is light and funny You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features solid and funny roast Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags funny and light Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken? That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents the rhyme is on point. Again funny and light You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit lmao. Dope Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs I've not see this ad. Guess I'll look it up while trying to understand the polo line Googled it. This was pretty funny after getting the visual Time to google shit. Good verses from both, pretty consistent and funny drops So after looking stuff up I had an almost identical amount of hits/misses/light/etc, the only thing that I can base it off now is that I think the ouija bar was the lotb for me. This is probably the closest battle I've read this season and props to both. I completely understand why both are getting votes because it's just coming down to taste now. Good stuff guys V/user by a smidge |
07-11-2022, 08:41 AM | #11 |
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Ads lines 1,2 & 4 were nice. 3 and five were light
Users whole verse was funny imo besides his closer. Ad’s hat line was LOTB but user has more quotables and more consistent so he edges it V/user Nice battle gents |
07-11-2022, 09:16 AM | #12 |
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Ad started nice but a few of the bars I didn’t get (lucky charms, polo bridge America’s) but overall it read well and was worded nicely. Good stuff and props for providing that pic lol
User was his usual witty self with perfect wording and nice short bars. The back to back of flipping his maverick bar from last week and ouija board lines just about did enough to take this Vote - user but good work from both
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