Ether - Instant HOF

CopyPat · 03-29-2014, 02:19 AM

I'de drink gatorade than spit on you to make you real sticky. i wouldn't even give you a towel so you would stay real sticky. i'de make you go outside in the winter without a warm coat. i'de sit by the fire and watch you get more cold. i still wouldn't even offer you a wet-nap for that gatorade either. you'de get soooo sticky cause you couldn't get cleaner. i'de make fun of you all day and call you mean names, cause i don't give an F, my style is butane. i spit hot fire just call me volcano, i'm so hard and ya'll is all playdough. if u asked me a favor i wouldn't even do it, i'de laugh in your face first and call u stupid. i'de have a party and not even invite you; and steal all ur mics, so when u try to spit a rhyme you wouldnt have a mic to. ide step on your foot by accident and not say sorry. i'de take you to the movies but then make u pay for me. i'de butt infront of you in lineups until u start crying, then buy the last thing of whatever u were buying. so now they're sold out and u made the trip for nothing, thats how bad i'de ether you if you start fronting

Fig · 03-29-2014, 02:22 AM

I CAN'T EVEN HOF BECAUSE IT'S INSTA HOF BUT FUCK IT

HOF

Baron Mynd · 03-29-2014, 06:51 AM

lmao i'm down to add to this

at work right now, but i got you

dead man · 03-29-2014, 12:54 PM

is that how they spell "i'd" in canada?

CopyPat · 03-29-2014, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

is that how they spell "i'd" in canada?

yeah, man

@Baron Mynd
well i don't think you can really top this, or add to it to possibly make it any better but yeah sure go ahead and try i guess

Zen · 03-29-2014, 01:42 PM

Pat is a genius. HOF this man already.

Baron Mynd · 03-29-2014, 03:17 PM

this lars bruh

Dove Dozer · 03-31-2014, 12:23 PM

Pretty dope stuff pat.

Exis · 04-01-2014, 07:47 AM

I feel like I've read this before?? Not sure...wait, isn't this in that dude's thread called 'cunt' where you added on?? Idk but yeah anyways this was nice bro...had a real comedic feel to it for me, lol'd quite a bit tbh...had your usual wit and schemes so yeah what else to say? Lol...good clean verse fam, enjoyable from top to bottom even in this poxy paragraph shit you rockin' every now & then.

Stay up brethren.

03-29-2014, 02:19 AM	#1
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 707 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742222	Ether - Instant HOF I'de drink gatorade than spit on you to make you real sticky. i wouldn't even give you a towel so you would stay real sticky. i'de make you go outside in the winter without a warm coat. i'de sit by the fire and watch you get more cold. i still wouldn't even offer you a wet-nap for that gatorade either. you'de get soooo sticky cause you couldn't get cleaner. i'de make fun of you all day and call you mean names, cause i don't give an F, my style is butane. i spit hot fire just call me volcano, i'm so hard and ya'll is all playdough. if u asked me a favor i wouldn't even do it, i'de laugh in your face first and call u stupid. i'de have a party and not even invite you; and steal all ur mics, so when u try to spit a rhyme you wouldnt have a mic to. ide step on your foot by accident and not say sorry. i'de take you to the movies but then make u pay for me. i'de butt infront of you in lineups until u start crying, then buy the last thing of whatever u were buying. so now they're sold out and u made the trip for nothing, thats how bad i'de ether you if you start fronting __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.

03-29-2014, 02:22 AM	#2
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	I CAN'T EVEN HOF BECAUSE IT'S INSTA HOF BUT FUCK IT HOF __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-29-2014, 12:54 PM	#4
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,468 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	is that how they spell "i'd" in canada? __________________ Zack Wicks for president

03-29-2014, 06:51 AM	#3
Baron Mynd PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	lmao i'm down to add to this at work right now, but i got you

03-29-2014, 01:42 PM	#6
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	Pat is a genius. HOF this man already.

03-29-2014, 03:17 PM	#7
Baron Mynd PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	this lars bruh

03-31-2014, 12:23 PM	#8
Dove Dozer loose leaf bruce lee Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,079 Battle Record: 7-6 Rep Power: 1853213	Pretty dope stuff pat.

04-01-2014, 07:47 AM	#9
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,938 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	I feel like I've read this before?? Not sure...wait, isn't this in that dude's thread called 'cunt' where you added on?? Idk but yeah anyways this was nice bro...had a real comedic feel to it for me, lol'd quite a bit tbh...had your usual wit and schemes so yeah what else to say? Lol...good clean verse fam, enjoyable from top to bottom even in this poxy paragraph shit you rockin' every now & then. Stay up brethren.