Ether - Instant HOF
 

I'de drink gatorade than spit on you to make you real sticky. i wouldn't even give you a towel so you would stay real sticky. i'de make you go outside in the winter without a warm coat. i'de sit by the fire and watch you get more cold. i still wouldn't even offer you a wet-nap for that gatorade either. you'de get soooo sticky cause you couldn't get cleaner. i'de make fun of you all day and call you mean names, cause i don't give an F, my style is butane. i spit hot fire just call me volcano, i'm so hard and ya'll is all playdough. if u asked me a favor i wouldn't even do it, i'de laugh in your face first and call u stupid. i'de have a party and not even invite you; and steal all ur mics, so when u try to spit a rhyme you wouldnt have a mic to. ide step on your foot by accident and not say sorry. i'de take you to the movies but then make u pay for me. i'de butt infront of you in lineups until u start crying, then buy the last thing of whatever u were buying. so now they're sold out and u made the trip for nothing, thats how bad i'de ether you if you start fronting

I CAN'T EVEN HOF BECAUSE IT'S INSTA HOF BUT FUCK IT

HOF

lmao i'm down to add to this

at work right now, but i got you

is that how they spell "i'd" in canada?

yeah, man


@Baron Mynd
well i don't think you can really top this, or add to it to possibly make it any better but yeah sure go ahead and try i guess

Pat is a genius. HOF this man already.

this lars bruh

Pretty dope stuff pat.

I feel like I've read this before?? Not sure...wait, isn't this in that dude's thread called 'cunt' where you added on?? Idk but yeah anyways this was nice bro...had a real comedic feel to it for me, lol'd quite a bit tbh...had your usual wit and schemes so yeah what else to say? Lol...good clean verse fam, enjoyable from top to bottom even in this poxy paragraph shit you rockin' every now & then.

Stay up brethren.