THE MUHFUHKIN ROAST OF BATTLE HYMENS - Page 8

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:41 AM

thought Chris Brown said "Wax it all off, mystery mommy" which gave him flashbacks to the time he tried to convince the state to put him in a foster home so he could be like Like Mike, but only succeeded in gram-scaping an elderly lady from northeastern PA until he could escape in a ghilli suit made of dryer lint and out of focus Polaroids

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:43 AM

thought a blunt cruise involved playing James Blunt down Central and twiddling a toothpick between your teeth after a veggie burger or five at the local roller cafe

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:43 AM

his middle name is Maelstrom

Loast · 06-25-2013, 12:44 AM

has an account on blackpeoplemeet.com

only person to throw up the black power fist during the pledge of allegiance

infiltrated the KKK as black panther lead witness

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:44 AM

once created his dream neighborhood in The Sims, until a game-breaking glitch forced his neighbor Herman Cain below the poverty line and ruined his chances at getting elected Postmaster General

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:45 AM

literally enjoys the taste of another mans fartbox

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:45 AM

every November 4th, he sends Saul Williams a necklace

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:45 AM

questioned his sexuality so much it confessed to murder three times and high treason once

PancakeBrah · 06-25-2013, 12:46 AM

The White Ashy Larry.

Off-Brand Randy.

This dude buys Wal-Mart hoodies from Good Will.

Headphones blasting the dub-step remix of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On"

This dude's got the latest Beats by Phil headphones.

Looks like a rejected Men in Black alien.

This dude's left eyebrow is infringing on the DMZ of his face.

He stole that styrofoam cup from his mom's place two years ago and cracks a sly grin whenever he sees her because of it.

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:46 AM

got KOed by Credibility in a boxing match

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

every November 4th, he sends Saul Williams a necklace

gone

Loast · 06-25-2013, 12:48 AM

remixed michael jackson song to "can u tell me if i'm white or black"

PancakeBrah · 06-25-2013, 12:48 AM

Has a life-sized Randy Jackson doll next to his bed.

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:49 AM

has a Midnight Marauders leotard

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:49 AM

lookin like his bone structure eloped with his gag reflex, slammed him for double alimony and child support. but still manage to return once a month to slip lost& found gym clothes and nilla wafers under his studio apt's door

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:50 AM

tried to elect himself Funkmaster of his own fraternity in boarding school and lost his scholarship

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:50 AM

he tried to hold a slinky for ransom 'STOP MOVIN MY G!'

PancakeBrah · 06-25-2013, 12:54 AM

This dude listens to frolfing podcasts

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:57 AM

When his teacher mentioned Apartheid in class he said outloud "That ship sailed a long time ago."

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:57 AM

his only natural predator is structurally unsound Capri Suns

06-25-2013, 12:41 AM	#141
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	thought Chris Brown said "Wax it all off, mystery mommy" which gave him flashbacks to the time he tried to convince the state to put him in a foster home so he could be like Like Mike, but only succeeded in gram-scaping an elderly lady from northeastern PA until he could escape in a ghilli suit made of dryer lint and out of focus Polaroids __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:43 AM	#142
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	thought a blunt cruise involved playing James Blunt down Central and twiddling a toothpick between your teeth after a veggie burger or five at the local roller cafe __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:44 AM	#144
Loast Body Bag Season is Back Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 141 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 137476	has an account on blackpeoplemeet.com only person to throw up the black power fist during the pledge of allegiance infiltrated the KKK as black panther lead witness __________________ My words play with wordplay.. I punish battlers with a comical view i dun lay beat downs on so many levels under accomplishment just put Mario 2 BarZ.

06-25-2013, 12:44 AM	#145
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	once created his dream neighborhood in The Sims, until a game-breaking glitch forced his neighbor Herman Cain below the poverty line and ruined his chances at getting elected Postmaster General __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:45 AM	#146
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	literally enjoys the taste of another mans fartbox __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:43 AM	#143
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	his middle name is Maelstrom

06-25-2013, 12:45 AM	#147
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	every November 4th, he sends Saul Williams a necklace

06-25-2013, 12:45 AM	#148
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	questioned his sexuality so much it confessed to murder three times and high treason once __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:46 AM	#149
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	The White Ashy Larry. Off-Brand Randy. This dude buys Wal-Mart hoodies from Good Will. Headphones blasting the dub-step remix of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" This dude's got the latest Beats by Phil headphones. Looks like a rejected Men in Black alien. This dude's left eyebrow is infringing on the DMZ of his face. He stole that styrofoam cup from his mom's place two years ago and cracks a sly grin whenever he sees her because of it. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

06-25-2013, 12:46 AM	#150
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	got KOed by Credibility in a boxing match

06-25-2013, 12:48 AM	#152
Loast Body Bag Season is Back Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 141 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 137476	remixed michael jackson song to "can u tell me if i'm white or black" __________________ My words play with wordplay.. I punish battlers with a comical view i dun lay beat downs on so many levels under accomplishment just put Mario 2 BarZ.

06-25-2013, 12:48 AM	#153
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Has a life-sized Randy Jackson doll next to his bed. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

06-25-2013, 12:49 AM	#154
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	has a Midnight Marauders leotard

06-25-2013, 12:49 AM	#155
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	lookin like his bone structure eloped with his gag reflex, slammed him for double alimony and child support. but still manage to return once a month to slip lost& found gym clothes and nilla wafers under his studio apt's door __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:50 AM	#156
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	tried to elect himself Funkmaster of his own fraternity in boarding school and lost his scholarship __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:50 AM	#157
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	he tried to hold a slinky for ransom 'STOP MOVIN MY G!'

06-25-2013, 12:54 AM	#158
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	This dude listens to frolfing podcasts __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

06-25-2013, 12:57 AM	#159
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	When his teacher mentioned Apartheid in class he said outloud "That ship sailed a long time ago."

06-25-2013, 12:57 AM	#160
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	his only natural predator is structurally unsound Capri Suns __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com