THE MUHFUHKIN ROAST OF BATTLE HYMENS - Page 7

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:30 AM

once tried the Heimlich maneuver on a Channing Tatum blow up doll

successfully resuscitated the poor guy

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:30 AM

only went to Chicago once on a field trip as a child. actually lives in Peoria as a roof re-shingler

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:31 AM

he counterfeits Langston Hughe's autograph

Loast · 06-25-2013, 12:31 AM

hates Everything.. Yes, Everything with white in front of it

white people
white vanilla
white sox
white chocolate (Only exception)
white flags
white men can't jump
white water rafting

Allen Knight · 06-25-2013, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vulgar

he counterfeits Langston Hughe's autograph

HAHA

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:32 AM

can't watch Ice Road Truckers without pantomiming along with the whole episode

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:32 AM

his dream job is to work for Fubu's swimswear marketing team

Fig · 06-25-2013, 12:32 AM

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:33 AM

his dying wish is to perform fellatio on Harriet Tubman in a hibernation room

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:34 AM

he starts every sentence with 'I don't mean to sugarcoat dis shyt' because his hands are covered in glazed donut residue & Suge Knight's saliva

Allen Knight · 06-25-2013, 12:34 AM

sells bootleg photos of nat turner

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:35 AM

his claim to fame is making eye contact with the holographic Tupac

Sharp · 06-25-2013, 12:35 AM

fuckin gone @ everything from vulg ak and split

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:36 AM

until he learned what collard greens really were, he referred to them as "African American chewing grass"

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:36 AM

he collects grasshoppers, food stamps and 3LW memorabilia

Fig · 06-25-2013, 12:37 AM

Wrote a 1000 page book on how he couldve diffused the pac vs biggie beef and unified all hip hop culture

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative

GO GO GO

swore a blood oath against stock car racing and dirtbikes

lookin like he flips poorly executed back massages to unsuspecting single mothers

has the hands of a podiatrist but the spirit of an orthadontist

can pop, lock and check to make sure the $2000 alarm is armed on his bone stock mauve '96 Acura Legend with aftermarket beige cloth upholstery all around

once thumb wrestled Richard Gere for the rights to the word jiggaboo

Dr. Awktapus

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:39 AM

once spelled out Eazy E's name out at the beach with chopped up seaweed

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:39 AM

once broke into a backstroke

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:40 AM

he eats Cheerios every morning like a thug

06-25-2013, 12:30 AM	#122
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	only went to Chicago once on a field trip as a child. actually lives in Peoria as a roof re-shingler __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:31 AM	#124
Loast Body Bag Season is Back Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 141 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 137476	hates Everything.. Yes, Everything with white in front of it white people white vanilla white sox white chocolate (Only exception) white flags white men can't jump white water rafting __________________ My words play with wordplay.. I punish battlers with a comical view i dun lay beat downs on so many levels under accomplishment just put Mario 2 BarZ.

06-25-2013, 12:32 AM	#126
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	can't watch Ice Road Truckers without pantomiming along with the whole episode __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:32 AM	#128
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	__________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-25-2013, 12:34 AM	#131
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	sells bootleg photos of nat turner __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.

06-25-2013, 12:30 AM	#121
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	once tried the Heimlich maneuver on a Channing Tatum blow up doll successfully resuscitated the poor guy

06-25-2013, 12:31 AM	#123
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	he counterfeits Langston Hughe's autograph

06-25-2013, 12:32 AM	#127
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	his dream job is to work for Fubu's swimswear marketing team

06-25-2013, 12:33 AM	#129
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	his dying wish is to perform fellatio on Harriet Tubman in a hibernation room

06-25-2013, 12:34 AM	#130
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	he starts every sentence with 'I don't mean to sugarcoat dis shyt' because his hands are covered in glazed donut residue & Suge Knight's saliva

06-25-2013, 12:35 AM	#132
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	his claim to fame is making eye contact with the holographic Tupac

06-25-2013, 12:36 AM	#134
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	until he learned what collard greens really were, he referred to them as "African American chewing grass"

06-25-2013, 12:36 AM	#135
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	he collects grasshoppers, food stamps and 3LW memorabilia

06-25-2013, 12:37 AM	#136
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Wrote a 1000 page book on how he couldve diffused the pac vs biggie beef and unified all hip hop culture __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-25-2013, 12:39 AM	#138
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	once spelled out Eazy E's name out at the beach with chopped up seaweed

06-25-2013, 12:39 AM	#139
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	once broke into a backstroke

06-25-2013, 12:40 AM	#140
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	he eats Cheerios every morning like a thug