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Bam
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When I was 12 my mom made me sit in the backseat of the car so my grandma could sit in the front, so I jacked off back there on the way home out of spite
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#122 |
Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,422
Battle Record: 40-25
Accomplishments - OM HOF
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I plagiarized a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle short story in 8th grade.
When I was in kindergarten, I liked this girl who didn't like me, so out of jealousy I pushed her really hard in the sandbox when she had her back turned. I remember her body hitting the sand and myself cracking an evil grin. I've reformed since then. |
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#123 |
Senior Member
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When I was 13 and my cousin was 7.. I pissed in his water bottle, put it back in the holder on his bike n watched him drink it
Till this day he doesn't know and never will |
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#124 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
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Stop hurting animals and children.
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I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws. |
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#125 |
Bam
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#126 |
Been On One
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Battle Record: 26-28
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lol'd at bowser tail spin
and uhhh lol at your guys coke talk. obviously not bout' that life. |
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living
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,485
Battle Record: 33-18
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
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not the worst thing by far but i am not in the mood to recall those
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#128 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
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I once jerked off on to an obnoxious roommate's pillow and never told him. The next night, his girlfriend slept over, and I noticed in the morning that she had used that pillow.
Can I count that as a blowjob?
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#129 |
Worst of the worst
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#130 |
Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,978
Battle Record: 30-41
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
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#131 |
Worst of the worst
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i kill foxes for fun
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#132 |
Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
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No you don't.
I like that you still reply to me even tho I am on ignore. I have much power over you.
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#133 |
Worst of the worst
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lmao i like how he thinks i can see his posts
remember, ur on ignore fagg0t so keep talkin to urself roflzzz |
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#134 |
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: California
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I feel 100x better about myself... thanks guys.
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#135 |
Senior Member
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Lol wat? I won that argument.... ydk thinks a qp weoghs 7ounces.
I am netcees cocaine kingpin. |
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#136 |
DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
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#137 |
Lime Life
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I am just so full of win right now.
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loose leaf bruce lee
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7ounces a qp? Check your math again
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#139 |
Worst of the worst
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wow u cant be this gay, bro
u go to user cp and put the fagg0t on ignore (i dont know what hes saying but i know hes probably talking to me since i posted about a fagg0tfox) here's a screenshot for proof: http://s17.postimg.org/pu3fc1u8v/11111.png Last edited by Ryan 12; 12-31-2013 at 08:04 AM. |
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#140 |
loose leaf bruce lee
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I was walking with my brother to pick up a friend of ours from school. This dude gives my bro a dirty look and I tell my bro ill handle it for him (i loved to scrap). So i walk up to dude and immediately his attitude changes.. he's all like "wassup man" .. as im walking up to him i right hook him, he falls and im kneeing him in the face repeatedly, dude staggers up saying he doesnt wanna fight, i clock him again. He gets up and runs to someones house, ringing the front door bell to get someone to answer. No one comes to the door. So as im yellin at this kid to get over here he's pleading with me to stop. I grab him by the collar and drag him back to the school yard. I clock him 2 more time and by then the crowd that grew pulled me off him. The next week someone saw him at the school he was wearing a cast on his leg from his hip to ankle. Which was weird cause i dont recall injuring his leg. Anyhow i felt so bad for yrs on how bad i laid into this kid..
He was much bigger than me but fuck it
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