THE MUHFUHKIN ROAST OF BATTLE HYMENS - Page 5

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:12 AM

his speech bubbles are nimbus clouds

Fig · 06-25-2013, 12:12 AM

Has a shrone dedicated to marcus garvey with a statue carved out of soap from his many friends raped in prison.

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:12 AM

has a Hayao Miyazaki nameprint tattooed on his front molars

hasn't seen Spirited Away

Fig · 06-25-2013, 12:12 AM

Inno · 06-25-2013, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

plays the race card so much his friends let him use it in their Yugioh duels

lmao...killing me yo

his Xbox handle: pointingherpesXOXO

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:13 AM

He really likes the smell of the pennies he collected in that cup.

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:14 AM

Stole his hands from the Predator dyslexia program

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:14 AM

everyone meet Nightcrawler's stepbrother, Mitecrawlin

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:15 AM

is primarily responsible for his friend CJ's suicide, because of his obsessive overuse of the phrase "all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ"

Loast · 06-25-2013, 12:15 AM

he always got 2 things that match

soda pop & styrofoam cups
steak & potatoes
hamburger & cheese
white & black

Ghost1 · 06-25-2013, 12:15 AM

Assasins creed 6- Dirty white faggit w a cup

Fig · 06-25-2013, 12:17 AM

His sexual frustrations stem from him not owning a closet

Loast · 06-25-2013, 12:17 AM

went to the million man march preaching Dr. Martin Luther Kings "I have a dream" speech

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:17 AM

lookin like he tried to rob a bank with the Book of the Dead

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:19 AM

took a class in carpentry cause he wood have been born black if he had a choice in the matter

Loast · 06-25-2013, 12:19 AM

Worst player in the history of Black Ops 2 but still his favorite game.. Guess why?

Loast · 06-25-2013, 12:20 AM

Represents NWA harder than NWA

Vulgar · 06-25-2013, 12:20 AM

dude looks like he's Scuba Steve's stalker.

Split · 06-25-2013, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figurative

once shivved a stray cat with his eyebrows

has to drink out of silent styrofoam cups cause if his mom catches him drinking soda after brunch again she'll send him back to space camp

read an adaptation of Dr. Seuss at a open mic night, entitled "Red Fish, Blue Fish, Crip fish niggas came to the wrong part of town"
took home a spare participation trophy on the hush after smoothly convincing the guidance councilor not to tell his Uncle Jeb

has Eddie Murphy footie pajamas

never forgave himself for Tivo'ing over the authentic season finale of 106 & Park

Battle Hymns · 06-25-2013, 12:21 AM

I have the whole site on my dick... too bad... if you dont put my picture down.. your client site will

06-25-2013, 12:12 AM	#82
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Has a shrone dedicated to marcus garvey with a statue carved out of soap from his many friends raped in prison. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-25-2013, 12:12 AM	#84
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	__________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-25-2013, 12:15 AM	#89
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	is primarily responsible for his friend CJ's suicide, because of his obsessive overuse of the phrase "all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ" __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

06-25-2013, 12:15 AM	#90
Loast Body Bag Season is Back Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 141 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 137476	he always got 2 things that match soda pop & styrofoam cups steak & potatoes hamburger & cheese white & black __________________ My words play with wordplay.. I punish battlers with a comical view i dun lay beat downs on so many levels under accomplishment just put Mario 2 BarZ.

06-25-2013, 12:17 AM	#92
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	His sexual frustrations stem from him not owning a closet __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

06-25-2013, 12:12 AM	#81
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	his speech bubbles are nimbus clouds

06-25-2013, 12:13 AM	#86
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	He really likes the smell of the pennies he collected in that cup.

06-25-2013, 12:14 AM	#87
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Stole his hands from the Predator dyslexia program

06-25-2013, 12:19 AM	#95
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	took a class in carpentry cause he wood have been born black if he had a choice in the matter

06-25-2013, 12:20 AM	#97
Loast Body Bag Season is Back Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 141 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 137476	Represents NWA harder than NWA __________________ My words play with wordplay.. I punish battlers with a comical view i dun lay beat downs on so many levels under accomplishment just put Mario 2 BarZ.

06-25-2013, 12:21 AM	#100
Battle Hymns Loves Meth Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Some where in the city of CHI Posts: 243 Battle Record: 0-2 Accomplishments - Founding Father of Hip-Hop Rep Power: 37	I have the whole site on my dick... too bad... if you dont put my picture down.. your client site will __________________ A(xiom), P(slam), Pursuer OV Knowledjh, Battle Hymnz, "shout out to the motherland with guns in hands"