ITT: i tell you what you're worth as a human based on the strikta=$20 corrolary

[Split]

heylo

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Swerve

Good thread. I wish to know as well.

Weird spine structure probably brings down your life expectancy so people will feel charitable. Good boarder. In real life you seem like the prototypical single dude, which is a plus because bros like bros being bros. Can't really recall anyone hating Swerve's boarding. Good battler. Is Canadian, so he's not a criminal. Acts white while being white. Not a father, although if he was he'd raise his son to be a brah. Drawbacks include his recent decline in text battling skill and losing a discussion argument to Wise and riding Hush's dick. I think if you asked for $80.35 for a netcees loan to kickstart a spine surgery you'd get it, brother.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Aero

Pancake you're a closet homosexual.

Ok what am I worth

lol

One of the best discussioneers when he's on point and not pretending to be rich. Whiter than Strikta, which is a plus. One of my personal favorites when it comes to battling, good troll. The fact he pretends to be rich will be a huge detriment to his final price. Like a few others he deserves a higher loan amount than the final determination indicates but boarders will troll him into oblivion for asking for money when he claims he's affluent. Final price will be $50.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by scrawl

me bitch, go

Mexican which is a tremendous drawback. Top 5 boarder, though. Everyone hates his alias name (we miss Fig). He's a whippersnapper and people may be lenient for the youth. Absolute Strikta Based Value of $89 but due to being hispanic will only receive $54 in Netcees loans.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Cashius

Me.

May or may not be an actual human being due to lack of personality. Lifts, is not a criminal, and is not a horrible parent which all raises his Absolute Strikta Based Value immensely. Can crusher, got all of his accomplishments by beating Pryde-level battlers. If he were to make a Netcees Loan topic no one would respond for three days until Certain felt bad and bumped it. Absolute Strikta Based Value of $85 but would only receive $36.78 due to no personality.

[Zen]

What's the highest amount of money we can be worth?

[Certain]

NYCSPITZ alone would pay me more than $75 for a decent topical league magazine.

Well, he would if he wasn't broke as fuck.

[PancakeBrah]

Don't be self-conscious about your loan worth Certain. It's a bad look.

[veritas]

I like how I am worth the most and the least. Carry on.

[Certain]

I was kidding, but you're right.

The Mind Assassin's value would have been a lot higher three or four months ago, when he was VERITAS.

What am I worth.

Before you answer, I have never done curls in the squat rack. You may continue.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Certain

I was kidding, but you're right.

The Mind Assassin's value would have been a lot higher three or four months ago, when he was VERITAS.

How long have you been eating yourself into a shame spiral?

[Sn00p]

Me.

[Certain]

I suppose my whole life, if that's what I'm doing now.

[veritas]

Well I dont know....are you?

[Certain]

I don't think so. Thanks for asking, though. The concern is appreciated.

[PancakeBrah]

Can a negro just like a Chipotle, Veritas? sheesh.

[StarFaggot]

Pancake your assessment is pretty accurate. Great thread. You will be in my site diss with a damaging couple bars.

[Objective]

Tell me my worth Mr.Pancake. I'm curious.

[Dominate]

Am I winning?!?

I'm touched, Dancake