ITT: i tell you what you're worth as a human based on the strikta=$20 corrolary
 

I am going to apply my trade as an appraiser for the betterment of the board. For instance;

Strikta can ask for $20 from the board. Facts: strikta is a dubious parent, does drugs, and is an admitted criminal. On the other hand he's a great boarder. Above average battler.

So as an example let's take Orc. Orc is not a criminal nor a father. He is a handsome irishmen and a good boarder and a great battler. On the other hand he is effeminate and maybe slightly dumb. Under the Strikta corollary Orc can ask for $110 from the board and it'd be reasonable.

What could you ask from the board?

Ah, but Orc is a foreign. Gotta take that into account.

Me!

orc wouldnt ask for money. only niggers and wiggers have done this on NC

thread invalidated

I would ask for your organs to experiment on.

Lololol go

Certain:

Smart and takes the board seriously. Valuable asset to netcees. Good to great writer. Possibly Jewish which is neither good nor bad but may raise his asking price. Admittedly overweight. His strict grammar usage turns off some. Needs some work on boarding. Unknown as to whether he is a father. Kind of new still so he may not have the board equity to ask for market value. I'll say $75.

what is my value to you fool?

Veritas you wait your turn Sir.

Don't be impatient.

I didn't ask about me, though.

But I will take that $75.

how fat are you Certian?

In comparison to strikta he is rich as fuck. Makes more money per netcees post than anyone else which will actually hurt his asking price because no one will want to give him money. Lifts and has an unhealthy obsession with being right. Owns rival site PR which also hurts his value. On the other hand if he is denied a netcees loan he may threaten to shut down the site and/or hack everyone. In relation to the strikta corrolary he could ask for more than the figure I'm about to present (actual Strikta Based valuation is $120 based on personal achievements) but the major force at work here is his own personal wealth which will drive down charitable interest significantly. $60.39.

lol @ thread title. seems generous.

I fall between Bags and J. Metts, I think.

haaa great thread. i was gonna say i'm not dumb but a dumb person would think he's not dumb :O. i digress

Good thread. I wish to know as well.

Pancake you're a closet homosexual.

Ok what am I worth

me bitch, go

Me.