the carnivore diet

[uh-oh]

im starting it tomorrow

FUCK IT

will report back with scurvy as needed.

im reading most people basically go all beef though. but FUCK THAT. i'm doing everything. if it comes from an animal im eating it. fuck keto. i'm eating CHEESE bitches

my problem is gonna be fats though. because i don't fuck with fat.

but i think the answer to that QUERY is BACON.

i'm thinking basically every morning, a couple eggs and half a pound of bacon. FUCK IT.

then whatever i eat the rest of that day will help offset and supplement it. also with the decreased cravings and SUCH i probably won't eat as much. but just gonna fuck up steaks/pork chops/chicken etc. to keep mixing it up.

i already don't fuck with veggies. and this is an excuse to quit pretending.

the problem is gonna be giving up carbs. i was gonna go keto, but i was basically changing out breads and pastas for lettuce and spinach and shit.

why not just remove all that nonsense altogether

colon cancer here i come