What type of human being buys the cheap toilet paper - Page 3

sral · 11-12-2015, 11:18 AM

how is sucking your own cock gay in the slightest?

Useless · 11-12-2015, 11:21 AM

This thread took a turn for the worse

Inno · 11-12-2015, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sraL

oh shit I remember that time I was dirtperson broke and bought some of that cheap nasty sandpaper toilet roll shit

during the inevitable wipe/wet tissue my middle finger broke through the papers surface and slid directly up my own asshole

my asshole pretty much clamped shut in horror, it hurt like a bitch too

I don't know if it was the shock or the sudden blind panic of adrenaline kicking in but I came a little down the side of my leg before wiping up with the shitty tissue and flushing that bitch away fast as I could never to speak on the matter again

Lmao how hard to do you wipe?

Batty · 11-12-2015, 01:29 PM

Anybody ever been in a shituation where you only got paper towels and no tp on deck tho?

Desperate times/ desperate measures.

Butthole feeling like you sat down on Sonic the Hedgehog while he was charging up the spin dash.

Hush · 11-12-2015, 01:37 PM

Shit felt like it was made out of quilted uranium

Ghost1 · 11-12-2015, 02:13 PM

Had to use magazine pages before

That shit changed me forever.

Chill Phil · 11-12-2015, 03:39 PM

That nigga Hush got doo doo under his thumbnail

Batty · 11-12-2015, 03:39 PM

The passage into manhood is paved with a shit hitting you in the woods and having to lose a sock.

Even Bear Grylls had a hotel room for that.

Dope girl · 11-12-2015, 05:34 PM

Nun wrong with it

veritas · 11-12-2015, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

The passage into manhood is paved with a shit hitting you in the woods and having to lose a sock.

Even Bear Grylls had a hotel room for that.

OR A WIFE BEATER.....TWICE....LOLZ

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11-12-2015, 03:39 PM	#47
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11-12-2015, 01:29 PM	#44
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Anybody ever been in a shituation where you only got paper towels and no tp on deck tho? Desperate times/ desperate measures. Butthole feeling like you sat down on Sonic the Hedgehog while he was charging up the spin dash.

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