NC COURT PROCEEDINGS: ALL RISE, (DEFENDANTS IN CASE: FIGGLES, SRAL, THE MUZZL3)

[big baby]

@Masaii YOU ARE SENTENCED TO A THREE-DAY BAN FOR BEING THE MOST UN-LOL MEMBER OF SOCIETY AGAINST JUDGE BB DA BB WHO HAS BROUGHT MULTIPLE LOLS. THIS IS MY OWN DECISION.


Hold up.

yo FIRST THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA WANNA FUCKING DISAPPEAR AFTER SPLIT EMBARRASS THIS DUDE THEN HE WANT TO 'POST A VIDEO' WHERE THE FUCK THE VIDEO AT? I AINT EVER HOP ON THE TRAIN TO ETHER YOU BUT GUESS WHAT YOU JUST PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE YOU FUCKING AUSSIE BACK POIC POSTING FAGGOT


WHERE THE PMS YOU WAS GONNA AIR OUT

WHERE ANYHTING ORIGINAL YOU WAS GONNA POST

THIS IS A PROCEEDING BITCH NOT A LOL FEST NIGGA

HOW ABOUT I FUCKING PROCEED TO STICK MY BB JUDGE COCK UP YOUR STUPID ASS, DONT EVER FUCKING STEP TO ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR LAME ASS VIRGIN 'DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANY FUNNY GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH, NOT LIKE FORCE LAUGH FUNNY BUT HAHAHAHAAH FUNNY CAUSE ONLY GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH' THREAD TITLE MAKING ASS IS GONNA GET BLOWN TO FUCKING SMITHEREENS, AND BY SMITHEREENS I MEAN KANGAROO MEAT. GIVE THIS DUDE THE FUCKING HAMMER OR I SWEAR TO FUCKIGN GOD IMA BLOW A FUCKING SWITCH BIGGER THAN @Split DID YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE

Careful folks, he's at full retard.

[theMuzzl3]

I gotta write a 650 word essay? R U Kidding me?

Oh, IF FOUND GUILTY!!!

I can predict how that ones gonna go...

[big baby]

DUE TO THE LACK OF EVIDENCE AND BIZARRE AND STUPID FUCKING ENTRANCE FROM @Masaii


I WILL DROP ALL CHARGES ON ALL ACCOUNTS, EXCEPT:

@FIGGLES NAME MUST BE CHANGED TO @FIGURATIVE FOR 30 DAYS, HE CAN CHOOSE WHAT HE WANTS TO DO AFTER THAT - AS WE THINK HIS NAME CHANGE WAS THE REASON FOR WHATEVER HE DID?

MUZZLE STILL HAS TO WRITE A 650 WORD ESSAY DISSING BAGS

BUT AFTER ALL THIS @Masaii AND MUST RECEIVE A THREE DAY BAN AND REPLACE HIS USER TITLE AS "SPLITS BITCH"

IF THESE DEMANDS ARENT MET, THEN YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF NOT ONLY BB, BUT THE NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT.


COURT DISMISSED.

[theMuzzl3]

Originally Posted by JUDGE BB DA BB

MUZZLE STILL HAS TO WRITE A 650 WORD ESSAY DISSING BAGS

Dissin Bags with 650 words? Fuckin A that'll be hard. Or is is 650 words "ON WHY HE HATES RESIDENT NETCEES 2.0 COURT REPRESENTATIVE Bags OR HE CONSIDERS HIM A EGOTISTICAL BITCH"? Saying I hate him will be hard, since I don't.

How long do I have to work on this?

How long will the ban be, if I don't?

[Ghost1]

U better do it pussy.

The ban is permanent if u dont.

And once u do this will escalate far beyond any means u are capable of handling.

I will take my hatred towards u to the grave.

[theMuzzl3]

Do I gotta try and make it rhyme? I got no gripes with the dude... and its just gonna make more haters hate. Oh well.

[MKG]

Muzzle were waiting for your essay.. Beaner

[big baby]

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3

Do I gotta try and make it rhyme? I got no gripes with the dude... and its just gonna make more haters hate. Oh well.

ONE MORE FUCKING QUESTION AND YOU WILL BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, JUST FUCKING WRITE. IF YOU REPLY TO THIS YOU WILL BE BANNED AND YOUR WIFE WILL BE SPAMMED AND YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU CROSSED THE NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT AND JUDGE BB DA BB. YOUR DUE DATE IS: SEPTEMBER 26TH

[theMuzzl3]

I was never convicted, nor evidence placed against me, but I wrote out a fucking essay for you, ese.

[theMuzzl3]

Quote from Murderin Meta4's on RB:
""Originally Posted by Evenflow"
"Seriously. You notice that the vast majority of the black kids posting online think that the white kids have no idea what hip hop is about ? Or that they are naturally better, more knowledgable, etc. A lot of the white kids online are pricks once they get a little EI recognition and make rude racist statements. (Besides Albanian.. cuz Communist opinions don't matter in the USA. Go back to your pork Nazi). Latino kids are more likely to take the persona of the black kids because that seems to be the new trend.

Shit's gay. I'm a better MC then 95% of you. Point blank. I'm white. I'm a prick. I can be cool, but if I don't like you then fuck you. You're a fuckin text personality on my comp. Stop the b/s. Kids getting banned for racism then someone says something about 8mile and a little black wack kid goes "You must be white". Blah. Double Standards mother fucks."

kind of funny u say netcees are racist....but this thread is targetted at black ppl….." END QUOTE


And now, the essay begins. I don't even know where to fuckin begin.
Homie came at me with guns blazin at the color of my skin… just sayin.
First off I private messaged my Facebook to an admin; and somehow Bags leaked it…
ensuring that the flame of me would go greatly and follow up with more topics.
His topic title had no grammatical skills, as expected, from a sucka MC who should be rejected.
This wasn't posted even in the flaming of themuzzl3 topic… it was my 500 word essay about why I love hip hop.
At first, he seemed to be genuinely trying to be helpful; replying to my stupid questions with things like:

Originally Posted by Bags

Om = open mic
An u just use img brackets around the link to ur pic like
[Img]heresmylink[/img]

Then he goes and posts theMuzzl3's roast topic, which is all fine and dandy.
Once again, the title he typed out showed no signs of intelligence being handy.
The flaming made me LOL, until my wife was brought into it and pics were posted.
Bags made no posts in the topic, but I will still throw him in an oven built for cooking clay.
In fact, I dunno what I drunkenly said… but I built homie his own special coffin today.
Then my dumb ass decided to be drawn into a battle with Big Fucka Baby.
Had no idea what I was getting into, and the dude literally raped me.
Then I seen Bags picking on other newbs; just to build himself up, using cruelty.
I stick to my ideals of right vs wrong, so I decided I'd stick up for them, foolishly.
I called him out on his ego, after reading some of his rhymes and flowing.
Dude came at me, callin names… using ignorantly compiled words, calling me out on every post.
The way he acted a fool, his as should be on trial… and should be rigorously subjected to a roast.
For no reason at all, he would not crush his grudge, probably b/c of EGO -- you be the judge.
It seems like his veteran ass is the one who literately needs to practice literacy.
Then he attacks me with a topic saying "ban Muzzle for 72 hours".
Bitch, with your ego; you act like own this forum, you have all of the power.

Homie-gee-loke provided no evidence against me… but I still have to write this fucking essay.
By the pic of him: Im not sure if he is black or hispanic, but it seems like he's and ese.
Not that it matters, I'm not the racist one on here. I got plenty of friends of all races,
and when pics get taken of me, I make funny faces… but Bags's face needs to be erased.
Dude's online persona is wicked, but IRL he probably keeps sticks up his fat ass rump.
His words are like a garbage dump, while he snobbily peeps dicks like a gay ass chump.
I mean, homie's record says he's hella cool… but we all know he dropped out'ta highschool.

I wouldn't be surprised if this link displays the netcees famous Bags:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-_vcVpOAjs

Dude uses more internet slang than a 12 year old that is addicted to WOW.
Some of the net-lingo acronyms he uses I have to look up on google, anyhow.
I'm a peaceful person, I am the Tao, but he deserves a pow in the eyebrow.
I vow to plow this chump while he swallows my jizz and I 'Laugh Out Loud'.
Bags are for ladies, and thats not a compliment fool. Why you wearing purses?
What'a ya gonna do now, call me worse words with a verse full of curses?
Bags is like 'doggy bags', he gets used, stank like shit, and tossed in the trash.
He decided to fuck with me, and I'm amused, but he's about to get smashed.
Homie probably be wearing rag tags, beanie caps and dickies; and holding onto his Mickeys.
Won't know what hit ya when biker gangs' guns start flickering & you're done like all the quickies
that I had with your joke of a lady, my rough bangs made her smart enough to leave you.
Fool, your ego is so big, but in reality… the situation we're in: you haven't got a clue.
Get out the street, holmes. You really don't belong there.
If you do, go to your clubs and come out extremely scared.
Cuz there might just be a dope ride flying by with semi-automatics pointed at yo trifling ass.
And, I'll be on the rooftops, just to make sure the job is done, with a sniper rifle.
The moment that you lay motionless on the street will be so rightfully delightful.

I don't know about you, but I think Bags's profile pic looks like a scary ass gangsta taken a hit from a pipe.
I hope there was salvia in it, because fags with a lack of a scrotum… actin like pranksters, deserve that shit ripe.
DMT? He's probably never heard of it. Silk Roads? Shit shut down before he could even find a link to it.
Dude's intelligence level does not reflect his champ'd and accomplishments listed.
Fool can't even write in English; I'd hate to neglect his wish for him getting ass fisted.
Whats funny is people with freshly new join dates joined in on taken shots at me like a punching-bag…
as if each punch would mess with my head, avoiding them getting raped, and winning respect of fags like Bags.

Kind of a funny side note, Netcees made a facebook page on 4/30… my birthday.

[big baby]

Fucking gone @Bags

[theMuzzl3]

think i fixed all the grammar/spelling mistakes. Notepad fixing spelling function is shitty, but I need it

[MKG]

Omfg lmao I'm done

[Blanco Bishop]

L m A O

[BROKE LESNAR]

blotflmmfao

[MKG]

@JUDGE BB DA BB

I would like to file a restraining order on @theMuzzl3 as you can see from my signature I do not wish to become friends with him. He sends me private messages asking me to penetrate his wife and unload my creamy finishing sauce on her aging face. He mentions me or quotes me at least 6 times a day and it's starting to creep me out. Please grant me this restraining order honorable judge bb. Thank you for your time.

[theMuzzl3]

Originally Posted by MKG

@JUDGE BB DA BB

I would like to file a restraining order on @theMuzzl3 as you can see from my signature I do not wish to become friends with him. He sends me private messages asking me to penetrate his wife and unload my creamy finishing sauce on her aging face. He mentions me or quotes me at least 6 times a day and it's starting to creep me out. Please grant me this restraining order honorable judge bb. Thank you for your time.

I don't even have the ability to send private messages, dick wad.

Besides, if an admin wanted to search my sent box, I'm sure they can.

You're just trying to be insulting, when you should be focusing your anger on me, in the newbie tournament.

[MKG]

Your honor yet another quote that makes 7