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Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
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i am in a strange mood today bros. I just looked into the sun until i went blind, then I told my supervisor that i was quetzacoatl.
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09-15-2014, 06:07 PM
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So zany, veritas.
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
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09-15-2014, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: I live in Florida
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Don't take it personal how old r u all your threads guess u a kid
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09-15-2014, 06:11 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
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09-15-2014, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
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lmao silvers avy killed me
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09-15-2014, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,053
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
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Lol Marla Hooch
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09-15-2014, 06:53 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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dont give bums money im doug funny dumping cum dumpings on ya mum, honey. Get one up on me, you can't, i love immanuel kant, but can he be man enough of a cunt to take an L from me? It's the psychological genius, the way I properly scheme through dictionaries you oughta name me Lexicon Luther, the impetus pegs through. It's mister negative here to neg you
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09-15-2014, 07:03 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
ill take half wit it and put half of my penis in him, he'll be screaming, HE-HE. I'm bb da bb, you see me? I'm a menace to all, fuck society it's and it's melanin laws. Just kidding, fuck niggas, I'd get community service for 30 days if I record an MP3 of the sexual assualt. That's white privilege, and Im not even white, I bleached my skin and have an affair with condoleeza rice. It's titilating, cause I wasn't even black; neither. but it was insinuated when I said I bleached my skin. I squeeze my ribs to look sexy in photos, I love pussy, not homos, don't get gut bozo, playing tug of war with the stretched skin from your front torso
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09-22-2014, 01:12 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: on the couch
Posts: 842
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One lady that worked on a corner of my street was found out to have a 2 story house and 3 cars.
I saw another dude get up out of his wheelchair, fold it up.. and start walking to a better spot. Downtown ghetto areas, I'd always get asked. I gave in a couple of time with jingling pocket change if they gave me a long story and talked to me. One time the same dude I gave change to at 4 AM from a month ago came up to the outside area same venue and gave me the same long ass speech, and when I figured it was BS... I just wasted his time by talking to him. Best thing to do is hand them a banana, cuz the cash will go to alcohol... probably 99% of the time. A banana will help them survive the heat (well I was in Vegas... I dunno how those fuckers could withstand the heat for so long).
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Get MacDon
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,168
Battle Record: 3-7
Accomplishments - OM HOF
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