Don't give bums money
 

Saw this homeless family on the corner tryna guilt trip people into paying them. This durty ass couple and two little white kids. Prolly weren't even their kids. Prolly rented them out from somewhere.

SO I pulled up next to them and ripped a dollar bill down the middle and shoved it in my mouth. Then I drove off while flippin the bird. Doin gods work.

...Alright

Man, that's really cool. You're like Bart Simpson all grown up. I wish I were you. I might do the same thing later today.

Man dull, I appreciate you looking up to me but you should strive to be yourself, cuz you man, you're kind of cool
:D

Were you listening to The Real Slim Shady?

Sidenote: just started following that dude in ny that gives the homeless ppl fades and shit. cool dude.

I should've killed them

Started following?
stalker

here is some of the attention you so desperatly crave.

I saw a Mexican doing this one day. The kids always make it seem extra bad. Like, why bring your kids? Obvious ploy. Fuck you.

Nah, she's just milking off the top of Americas excess. I'm not mad.

Sweet. Why don't you shoot me a dick pic while you're at it. Or just some fatherly words.

They were pretending to be homeless just to earn some extra dough.. I heard of ppl doing this shit all the time

They prolly own a 5 bedroom house, 2 car garage and a golden lab named max

put fishsticks in your peehole if you think that you bad.

Yeah whenever I go to downtown I pass by skid row

Shit is real doubt theses dudes conning lol

Some creative little tents they be having tho

swim in chum tanks with sharks if you bad though.

Way gone. Lol.

Repped.

punch yourself with knives if you bad bruh

I already put fishsticks into my dick tho...

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hang on let me get past chubster status....