things we all do and don't talk about. - Page 2

uh-oh · 07-22-2013, 08:43 AM

YALL ARE NASTY YO

shit particles in the air

i wanna pour out my drink if i even fart near it. or if i fart while eating gross

got that shit taste in the air of butthole gas. just fumes broiling in your COLON clouding everything

i take my pants, socks and underwear completely off when i shit tho. thats probably pretty weird. gotta be naked from the waste down, so i can spread my legs properly, pause, and get full support when blasting shit outta my poop hole

Badweather · 07-22-2013, 08:56 AM

There are shit particles everywhere anyway.

I hate having to poop as soon as I get out of the shower

veritas · 07-22-2013, 09:21 AM

Asteroids = dropping a duece, then standing up and pissing on the turds breaking them up into smaller turds.

anyone?

Wise Wiggles · 07-22-2013, 09:26 AM

How about just pissing out the ass.. Bad case of it last night..

Ghost1 · 07-22-2013, 09:28 AM

Faucet ass

Been there.

Wise Wiggles · 07-22-2013, 09:33 AM

Like when whores are saying nasty shit like.. "Blah blah blah, every time I eat beef it makes me shit through a screen door.." I'm like, yeah that ain't off-putting or anything..

Witty · 07-22-2013, 09:48 AM

A while ago I told my girlfriend I had crazy pains in my stomach, cuz she's a nurse...she said I just needed to poop and I got mad like 'I know my own body and I know when I need to poop and when there is obviously a tumour in my colon'

Turns out I just needed to poop.

Wise Wiggles · 07-22-2013, 09:52 AM

Or when you're floating down the Clackamas River w/a bunch of bi$hes, on tubes, and one's like " this water is gonna give me a yeast infection.."

"Bi$h! I ain't hearing it!" *paddles away to different group feeling horrified

Witty · 07-22-2013, 10:05 AM

@VERITAS I just did a massive shit and then I played tetris with it. Very entertaining, I will definitely continue to do this, thank you for introducing this into my life.

anime_boners · 07-22-2013, 10:06 AM

does one play asteroids w/ their poop? lmao << edit: nvm just read this rofl. nah I never did that.. but now I think I might.

also I openly speak to animals, and have done it front of strangers, friends, coworkers, etc.

Objective · 07-22-2013, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i take my pants, socks and underwear completely off when i shit tho. thats probably pretty weird.

I kinda do that, but with the other half of my body. T-shirt/hoodie etc. I prefer to not hold that shit up when I wipe my ass. It's just in the way anyways so I take that stuff off and I get the sense of freedom running through my body when I do for some reason. Never had any problem or been annoyed with pants/socks tho' but I can understand why you want it off.

Like Anime_Boners I also openly speak to animals.

Boredom · 07-22-2013, 12:44 PM

i take my shirt off everytime i shit, and hate pooping in public places.

namix · 07-22-2013, 08:05 PM

i agree with everything in this thread, except:

i dont speak to animals, they speak to me.

veritas · 07-22-2013, 08:16 PM

What do they say?

namix · 07-22-2013, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VERITAS

What do they say?

"You're an animal."

veritas · 07-22-2013, 08:51 PM

You are a meercat. This is my manor.

namix · 07-22-2013, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VERITAS

You are a meercat. This is my manor.

and your manners reflect that of a mere cat's in my manor's mirror

which is why i like you and you like me both more than we care to admit lol ;)

veritas · 07-22-2013, 09:08 PM

Are you flirting with me?

Wise Wiggles · 07-22-2013, 09:43 PM

He's trying to say he wants to burglarize your turd factory..?

I'd fuck dis nigge* up!

Adonis · 07-23-2013, 12:25 AM

I can take a shit anywhere. It don't fuckin matter. Never met another soul who has admitted this much, but I am he.

At a fuckin zeplin concert with 30k people and ten portajohns???? No biggie. Hover shit yo.

07-22-2013, 08:56 AM	#22
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	There are shit particles everywhere anyway. I hate having to poop as soon as I get out of the shower __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

07-22-2013, 09:26 AM	#24
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	How about just pissing out the ass.. Bad case of it last night.. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

07-22-2013, 09:33 AM	#26
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Like when whores are saying nasty shit like.. "Blah blah blah, every time I eat beef it makes me shit through a screen door.." I'm like, yeah that ain't off-putting or anything.. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

07-22-2013, 09:48 AM	#27
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	A while ago I told my girlfriend I had crazy pains in my stomach, cuz she's a nurse...she said I just needed to poop and I got mad like 'I know my own body and I know when I need to poop and when there is obviously a tumour in my colon' Turns out I just needed to poop. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

07-22-2013, 09:52 AM	#28
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Or when you're floating down the Clackamas River w/a bunch of bi$hes, on tubes, and one's like " this water is gonna give me a yeast infection.." "Bi$h! I ain't hearing it!" *paddles away to different group feeling horrified __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

07-22-2013, 08:43 AM	#21
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	YALL ARE NASTY YO shit particles in the air i wanna pour out my drink if i even fart near it. or if i fart while eating gross got that shit taste in the air of butthole gas. just fumes broiling in your COLON clouding everything i take my pants, socks and underwear completely off when i shit tho. thats probably pretty weird. gotta be naked from the waste down, so i can spread my legs properly, pause, and get full support when blasting shit outta my poop hole

07-22-2013, 10:05 AM	#29
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	@VERITAS I just did a massive shit and then I played tetris with it. Very entertaining, I will definitely continue to do this, thank you for introducing this into my life. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

07-22-2013, 10:06 AM	#30
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	does one play asteroids w/ their poop? lmao << edit: nvm just read this rofl. nah I never did that.. but now I think I might. also I openly speak to animals, and have done it front of strangers, friends, coworkers, etc. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

07-22-2013, 12:44 PM	#32
Boredom Been On One Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,617 Battle Record: 26-28 Champed - Newbie Tournament IV Rep Power: 415110	i take my shirt off everytime i shit, and hate pooping in public places.

07-22-2013, 08:05 PM	#33
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246655	i agree with everything in this thread, except: i dont speak to animals, they speak to me. __________________ well fed.

07-22-2013, 09:43 PM	#39
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	He's trying to say he wants to burglarize your turd factory..? I'd fuck dis nigge* up! __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

07-23-2013, 12:25 AM	#40
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	I can take a shit anywhere. It don't fuckin matter. Never met another soul who has admitted this much, but I am he. At a fuckin zeplin concert with 30k people and ten portajohns???? No biggie. Hover shit yo. __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR