things we all do and don't talk about.
 

pick boogers.

pee in sinks

play asteroids with our poop.

stare at our female neighbors thru their windows.

talk to animals.

I actually had a conversation about peeing in sinks the other day lol

I talk to my dog all the time, he rarely contributes to the conversation though.

I posit that the sink is the same as the toilet.

asteroids homey.

play world of warcraft

watch worldstarhiphop fight compilation vids while drunk and want to fight everyone

stare at my female neighbors asses out my window

fight chickens

eat mcdonalds for lunch every workday because of the monopoly game

tbcontinued

Sometimes I smoke a joint and take a shit at the same time, it is an interesting feeling.

eating and pooping at the same time.

No veritas, never eat while shitting. That violates some kinda code for sure

The frog is right fox.

Jerk off at work

Ha! Good one!

I appreciate the wisdom of the frog.

Think of offing yourself.

Follow random strangers in public places for lengthy amounts of time.

Notice sexual things about children.

Oh wow.

I was just gonna say i ate my eggs while pooping today. But i think void has taken the cake....and is waiting for a naked child to hop out of it.

lmfaaaaooo.

i always talk on the phone while im shitting. multi tasking at its finest.
@VERITAS i'll give u a holler next time i gotta dump

Dead @ pooping while shitting

In on Veritas data-mining thread.

Quoted for truth.

Also, when I'm extremely bored at a party, with lame people or tiresome family gathering etc. I got this game I play for myself where I try to think of how I could successfully kill anyone in the room with whatever I got infront of me. I literally plan out how I'd go about it, who to take out first, analyze the situation and how I think people would react at first, who'd be shocked/scared and who would fight back etc. Could I do it silently? Break up the group? Ofc., I'd never do it, but it's literally my only source of entertainment if I should find myself in a room with boring people.

Hmm.. What...? Doesn't any of you do that shit? It's literally the only ''fun'' puzzle-game on some Miami Hotline steez you can do when people around you define the phrase ''DULL AS FUCK''.

Edit: Oh, nevermind.. Misread the topic/title. ''Things we all do but never talk about'' surely isn't ''Things you do but never talk about.'' My bad.

^okay psycho, I dont think about offing my family at gatherings.

Question;
Why when I need to shit, the feeling is multiplied tenfold when looking at a toilet? Its like a race to get my pants off.