The Trial of Rawnold McDawnold the Shark Whisperer - Page 2

Judge Chester Charlesworth · 07-19-2013, 12:18 AM

HEAR YE HEAR YE!

COURT IS IN ORDER

PLEASE STAND

YOU ARE CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING....

- OPERATION OF A STOLEN LEAF BLOWER IN A DOMESTIC DWELLING

- SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A LEAF BLOWER

- USING A STOLEN AIR COMPRESSOR TO FILL THE TIRES OF YOUR 91 CIVIC TO ESCAPE THE DANGEROUS GRASP OF A 12 YEAR OLD GOOD SAMARITAN

- LYING UNDER OATH

- BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER VIA OPENING A PRINGLES CAN

- RESISTING CITIZEN ARREST

- ILLEGAL HAIRLINE

- SIDESHOWBOB UPDOO WITHOUT CONSENT OF COPYRIGHT HOLDER

THE PROSECUTION WILL BRING UP ANY FURTHER CHARGES

PLEASE BE SEATED FOR OPENING STATEMENTS

07-19-2013, 12:18 AM	#1
Judge Chester Charlesworth The Honorable.. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Chester's Court Posts: 50 Rep Power: 24853655	The Trial of Rawnold McDawnold the Shark Whisperer HEAR YE HEAR YE! COURT IS IN ORDER PLEASE STAND YOU ARE CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING.... - OPERATION OF A STOLEN LEAF BLOWER IN A DOMESTIC DWELLING - SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A LEAF BLOWER - USING A STOLEN AIR COMPRESSOR TO FILL THE TIRES OF YOUR 91 CIVIC TO ESCAPE THE DANGEROUS GRASP OF A 12 YEAR OLD GOOD SAMARITAN - LYING UNDER OATH - BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER VIA OPENING A PRINGLES CAN - RESISTING CITIZEN ARREST - ILLEGAL HAIRLINE - SIDESHOWBOB UPDOO WITHOUT CONSENT OF COPYRIGHT HOLDER THE PROSECUTION WILL BRING UP ANY FURTHER CHARGES PLEASE BE SEATED FOR OPENING STATEMENTS