Mormons Are Whack

[Aesthetic]

Just got done talking to some Mormons I invite over every week as part of my spiritual obligation.


Heard some shit about having to fuck a girl through a hole in a bedsheet. How Indians are demons and impure humans. They also told me and I quote

Practice all religions, just take the time to ask yourself why we are right and everyone else is wrong. Because, I know for a matter of fact; all other branches of christ are wrong.

They also told me that god picks their prophets (which they currently have)

And each prophet is picked by 12 apostles who all pray until everyone votes on the same person. Claiming that god is talking to them when they make a nomination.

They also say that nobody has god given authority that is left on this planet, except their prophet and 12 apostles.

Fucking couldn't even make eye contact with these guys.

until next week \suicide